You fuckin' KNOW IT, WANKER.

You guys are funny

Believe me, NASA people are the least likely to be superstitious about things.

i have no idea what that means. either you mean NASA monkeys would never believe this shit (obviously) because they're not superstitious - even though superstition has absolutely sweet fuck all to do with the possibility of alternate realities - or you're saying you would never qualify for NASA because yu're too superstitious.

i'll go with my MIGHTY LOGIC ORGAN OF DEATH and believe the former, because im obviously smrt being lojical ans shit.

Pretty much.

I mean, isn't there a growing consensus amongst physicists that there are an infinite number of alternate universes anyway? Pretty sure there is even a quantum state that's like simultaneously existing and not existing.

I mean hell, it's almost certain that energy can decay into subordinate forms that then self-annihilate BACK to energy without even fucking breaking the laws of conservation of energy. Fuck knows what could exist in the regions of space-time that we don't know about.

Nope. That's a hypothesis. And they don't mean it in a "when you die you go to another reality with freaking mushrooms" way.

It's a hypothesis. There's minimal evidence, not that there isn't any at all.

E: Varrok is a speedy retard

okay

right

thanks for agreeing with me?

unless now you're disagreeing with yourself in order to carry on with whatever it is we're doing here, in which case, i don't know? this is getting too heavy for me man maybe therre's another me in an alternate universe that's like really fucking smart or whatever and has six wives and a jaguar e-type and a bent impotent dick

maybe man. maybe. i fucking hope so.

what the fuck is going on

i wish i was as high as ma is right now

I agree with you if you say magically transporting to alternate universes is superstitious bigotry.

do you really adamantly believe there is absolutely no chance of any other alternate realities/timelines/whatever?

what about time itself? it's proven you can 'slow down' time by using speed, and the pyramids are so heavy they actually slow down time around them. that's like absolutely fucking insane and almost makes it viable to think that time travel might be possible at some point. so like, what's the fucking problem? if time is that bizarre, why not other shit?

after remembering some shit i heard regarding time and blackholes i just tried to look up the relative information to check it's correct and whether someone who is pulled into one would ever actually fully pass through from their perspective, but after reading various longwinded fucking articles that never really answered my question at all like the typical eggheads they are i actually spotted a comment someone made on one site which said:

which speaks my fucking thoughts exactly. so fuck it, i can't be arsed to try and verify it so i'll just go with what i've heard chatting to other nutters with experience in this bollocks.

black fucking holes. you will never, ever actually get dragged completely into a black hole because there will be a point where time stops for you and you will be at that point forever, never moving towards or away from it, just there frozen for all eternity. but at the same time apparantly if you were watching the person get drawn into the blackhole from Earth or something a safe distance away, you will see them go through the black hole so from your perception time didn't 'stop' for them and they passed completely through and are now gone, and time continues for the rest of us. that makes no fucking sense either yet it's like what boffins in labcoats working on plasma engines talk about in the 'scientific community' during lunch (god help us). so why is all that shit perfectly logical but alternate realities and the like are "superstitious bigotry" you strange organism? how does that work out?

and i give up with the 'time stopping before you pass completely through a blackhole' thing so if it's bullshit then whatever but i'm pretty fucking sure it isn't. there might be conflicting opinions on it but i can't be arsed to trawl through all that shit just to find they haven't actually answered the fucking question again i have better things to do porn

He didn't say there was no possibility, just that it's a superstition, like God is. There's not ZERO chance of it existing, but so far there's no evidence that it does.

False until proven true.

This thread went in a very unexpected direction.

You could say:

Our new member is out of this world

bigfoot is a fucking superstition. rubbing a toad on warts is a superstition. witchcraft is a superstition. don't say superstitions are in the same league as things like time travel and alternate realities that really could be fucking possible one day. in that case there's every chance that Santa Claus is in hiding somewhere, cloning minions.

don't give me that shit man.

is that it? is that the fucking reply you decide to make within three bastard seconds of me posting that small novel?

NO. FALSE UNTIL PROVEN TRUE. GOOD DAY, SIR. I HAVE TRAITORS TO EXECUTE. GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT

shut the fuck up you pompous cunt. i'm not going to prove anything to you, especially when you're being such a fucking armchair-theoretical-fucking-physicist and talking like i owe you an explanation. shove it up your fucking tight arse you overentitled cunt. seriously.

Varrok's upset because NASA never replied to his fan mail when he was a wee tot.

Sorry that you found my response lacking, MA

But hey, at least it was true and not bullshit any high person could pull out of their ass.

That's basically the opposite of "False until proven true.". You have to prove a crime occured within the given circumstances, not that it didn't. Now, replace "crime" with "parallel realities".

They stopped replying after I started talking about gods and superstitions.

it wasn't so much that it was lacking, more to do with you assuming you're fucking right and giving me one-sentence answers all the time you useless snooty shite.

"But hey, at least it was true because i said it was."
ok you fucking fetid stain carry on sir

hah

thanks for explaining that to me, my dear good sweet precious friend. now, replace your fucking stinking uppity highfuckinghorse attitude with the stark and terrifying reality that YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHICH BECAME EVIDENT WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF A FUCKING ALTERNATE DIMENSION LLOL BUT YOU STILL THINK YOU SOUND RATHER CLEVER SO EVERY CLOUD AHARHARHAR

pretty good for someone that isn't actually, like, a physicist. i know i'm not either but holy fucking bejesus at least i don't try to sound like one. like saying FALSE UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, END OF DISCUSSION. what the fuck am i supposed to say to that Varrok you fucking idiotic bellcheese? you really want me to fucking prove the existence of an alternate reality to you? on OWF? like, how the fuck do i even do that? can i do it by just browsing shit on the web like you do or will i have to actually get off my fucking arse and do something? because if it's the latter fuck that

that's the equivalent of you slapping shit into your ears and singing "NO IT'S FALSE NONE OF IT IS REAL GO AWAY I DON'T BELIEVE YOU LA DI DAAAA PROVE IT PROVE IT". well, SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T PROVE VARROK. ESPECIALLY WHEN CONCERNING THE NATURE AND FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF YOU FUCKING LUNATIC SORRY I LEFT MY FUCKING HADRON COLLIDER IN MY OTHER JACKET AT HOME I'LL BRING IT LATER

suck my rank fucking peni you braindead fucking lobotomised automaton. delusions of grandeur, ahoy!

you're a fucking joke to me, my friend.

You're wrongly assuming I take any sort of pride in saying you're wrong. It saddens me that you see the world through the lenses of irrationality. I don't think I'm superior than you. I just cling to what's real and works. You're being irrational and overly emotional, which is a bad thing, and will lead you further to anything resembling scientific truth.

Assuming that I'd have to be physicist to say "False until proven true". It's not exactly false for sure, but rather incredibly implausible, to the point it's not worth talking about. It's not impossible. It also isn't impossible that Munch's handprint would appear on our moon tomorrow's night. It's just implausible enough that you can safely assume it's not true. Well, unless you've noticed and scientifically documented gigantic drill drones from OWI hovering around the moon.

I'm not making the rules here. It's not "It's right, because I'm saying it". I'm just following them, because they work. Unlike superstition.

what if, MA, the alternate reality was that you were reborn as teddy bear? then you are literally varrok, questioning yourself everyday because you shouldnt exist

ever thought about that? or are you too billy basic to understand my levels of deep philosophy get totally rumbled

shut the fuck up, that isn't the case at all and if you make any more insinuations that my mental health has something to do with my opinion on this bullwank then i will fucking mark your face, i shit you not. i'm not a child. shut the fuck up. you have no idea. be quiet. and don't fucking patronize me by saying it "saddens you" you fucking ignorant wanker, seriously if you do that again i will fucking flip. i don't want your useless pity. i'm not trying to sound like a tough guy but holy shit you are really fucking pushing my buttons right now. don't try to make out i'm a fucking loon just to add more weight to your fucking pathetic one-sentence-galore argument and disparage mine, you little rat.

are you fucking deluded? do you realize there always have been and always will be instances in science where something that doesn't seem 'real' or doesn't work at the time of discovery and research etc later becomes very useful and forms it's own breakthroughs? do you know how fucking science works? they thought the Earth was fucking flat once upon a time, i'm sure there were pricks like you back then saying exactly the same thing about the planet not being spherical too because it doesn't seem 'real' and doesn't 'work'. kind of a cliche example, but whatever it fits.

no i'm not, stop playing the fucking emotion card you underhanded fucking stoat. just because i swear and come out with bizarre OTT examples DOESN'T MEAN I'M PISSED BUT I AM NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

but thanks 4 tha tip dik ed

ollololol varrok you are so funny drills lol. good one rolf. you got me man. you got me good. i'm dead. you shot me in the heart. i'm dead now.

saying LOL ELVIS MIGHT BURST THROUGH MY BEDROOM DOOR IN A MINUTES isn't really on the same level as like altering time and alternate realities and shit, is it really Varrok? no, it's not. i'm pretty sure i fucking went over that with the whole Santa example with Nep. you're a fucking stupid cunt, varrok. seriously. either grow up or stop being retarded or fucking kill yourself, please. you're wasting the human genome and every time you make your dumb unfunny jokes about shit i said and yet amazingly still manage to miss the fucking point (THE POINT BEING ALTERNATE FUCKING UNIVERSES ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAR AS THE BOOGEYMAN YOU FUCKING OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF FUCKING STUPID SHITE TO CALL YOU STFU) i can feel myself losing yet more faith in you flesh-frames altogether.

i'll repeat, do you fucking understand the concept of science? like to further us as a race in every means possible? do you realize sometimes that involves bending or breaking said glorious rules that you obviously worship? and that sometimes all it takes is doing something completely spontaneous and random that all predictions say won't work and all of a sudden HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

tons of fucking shit has been worked out through science that originated as an accident, or a previously-thought failed experiment, which would technically go against 'the rulez'. stop sucking off the fucking rules you peripheral cunt. and you have the fucking nerve to say i see the world through lenses of 'irrationality' or whatever fucking flowery prose you wanked out, when you are the one stood rigidly leaning against the rule book saying "nope, doesn't say that in the rules. sorry. not buying it. sorry. not true."

AND IT'S NOT SUPERSTITION YOU DUMB FUCKING CUM GUZZLER SUPERSTITION IS ABOUT NOT OPENING UMBRELLAS INDOORS AND AVOIDING BLACK CATS AND CARRYING AROUND LUCKY CHARMS FOR 'GOOD LUCK' NOT ALTERNATE FUCKING UNIVERSES AND TIME TRAVEL

TIME TRAVEL IS NOT A SUPERSTITION

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW SHITSTICK

UR A KING OF FUCKING SCIENZE U GENIUS

You're right, MA: there must an alternate universe where your life isn't a failure.

why aren't you fucking dead yet? hasn't that cancer eaten away at you enough yet? what the fuck is going on is there any way i can accelerate the fucking process you twofaced donkey cunt?

NOW THIS IS SCIENTS

What a great welcoming thread

I struggle to find any other forums with greeting threads like this.

varrok how would you like to welcomed like a bitch?

Rory, MA already does his best to make me feel bad, don't make it worse

come here you lil

You guys are arguing about the stupidest fucking shit

nah cos if we were we'd be arguing about you init


EDIT: roasted

and you definitely aren't above that kind of shit, my friend, so don't even fucking go there with your "you guys are dum and i'm smart for calling you out on being so dumb".

believe it or not time travel isn't fucking stupid, and it isn't a superstition. when people keep repeating that it is even though you keep correcting them about it and giving fucking evidence, well, what the fuck do you expect to happen? i'm not fucking patience on a monument.get it through your thick fucking skulls. a crude form of time travel is possible like, right now. it isn't impossble, and it isn't a fucking superstition, and if you think it is then you're more fucking deluded than i am.

and if certain people hadn't implied my worldview was just relative to how fucking batshit i am in a really condescending way and acted so fucking superior then it wouldn't have got half as bad.

and stop making me fucking explain shit you tart.

Are you having a mental breakdown or something?

http://www.collective-evolution.com/...l-is-possible/ blep

reminds me of timesplitters


ITS TIME TO SPLIT

already had one, more than once. i honestly can't remember how many exactly but i'd say it's happened more times than i care to think about. to be fair it's pretty hard to keep track of anything when you suffer from recurrent psychotic episodes, you shitty ignoramus.

also lol is that the best you can come up with? i've heard it all Vlam, some of it even from medical staff, and i've heard much worse shit coming from fellow madmen in the form of jokes.

try again u kunt.

Ah, you have a condition. I see.

do you see me fucking your mother, Vlam? do you see that? she has a condition too, but she's in pretty good condition, considering.

Jesus Christ, I made a light hearted jab at all of you for going off on such a weird tangent, you don't have to take it personally.

I never even mentioned time travel but for the record it's totally not possible right now and may never be