Let's talk about my art, now.

Good idea. Let's get this back on topic. (Also, you have to stand between two mirrors.)

Splat, who is your favorite character so far?

You should kill more characters off because that's usually a sign of a well written story.

Like in the comic books. They kill characters and ressurect them 5 issues later, so they could kill them again

I don't read much fan fiction. But this is fan fiction.

Dear fans,

draw your favorite character!

EVP_Glukkon (a complex character) will have his own spin-off.

I received this fanart.

My favourite character is me.

Varrokski was on Shayde the elum. He began to stop running. They were currently in the desert, near Necrum Mines.
-Are you lost, Shayde?
Shayde stopped completely. Varrokski figured out what was the problem:
-Oh, no... You've never played Abe's Exoddus, do you?
A potoo was watching them.
-Damn... Wait a minute. Is that Abe leading all 300 muds across the desert?!

***

A new threat appeared. The mudokon of eastern Mudos was in fact a Mudovampire! I could notice his fangs. I was pointing my gun at him. Scrabaniac the oktigi knew he was in danger. He was giving a persuasive speech:
-Albino, you're not a recolored slig. Punkcrash, you could become a Big-Bro slig. Nepstock, don't you want the freedom of barking? I can make it happen. FAsescu, I could put an end to the speciesism ideology.
We were all convinced. Havok the grubb started to talk:
-You see, he can give us hopes! We are searching for a Vykker who could cure him.
Punkcrash immediately responds:
-Sure, we know one. Follow us.:)
We were all heading back to the city. I was bored. I began by asking:
-Well how come Abe was able to possess at the beginning of Oddysee?
-The whole point is that Abe is the only slave who has that power.
-Yeah, I always figured it was just because Abe was getting "better at it" in one way or another, and was able to possess more creatures as a result.
-Mudokons aren't aware that they can chant. Abe only finds out he can chant in Monsaic lines.
-But canonically Abe rescues every Mudokon in RuptureFarms. How can he do that if he didn’t know how to chant until after he escaped?
-Or, you know, the gameplay could not be canonical, because it's a game and merely a way of representing of a story.
-That's such a stupid way of looking at it. If the gameplay isn't canonical, then what the fuck is? I don't even really understand your point. Are you saying the game isn't canonical to itself?
-chill, yo.
-Apologies for all the swearz. Long day...


The wall appears to be finished, unlike the wall skin! We saw a Mudokon of eastern Mudos. He was pretty effeminate. While dancing, he said:
-ЄДНІСТЬ це любов!
Punkcrash shot him. FAsescu was shocked. He said:
-But all he said was "UNITY is love"!
A Mudokon wearing sunglasses was furious. He seems to be the one in charge. What happened to STW? He yelled at us:
-ALLAHU VLAMBAR! Punkcrash and Nepstock are my mortal enemies! Lier like this Punkcrash deserve anything but poopy poop on his hands. Nepstock, lier and racist who pretends to be always very 100% right at things! Both of you are in dire need of soul. Got get them, germichlgboulg and ravkarorgeforg!


End of chapter 5.

YES I FINALLY MADE ALLAHU VLAMBAR A THING!

[Flashback]


I remember years ago, working at RuptureFarms. It was during Molluck's day off. Some of us were at Alf's brew. Dr. SB was drunk. He said:
-Alf, whatever Albino would like.
-A SoulStorm Brew, of course!
He continued his conversation with STW:
-As far as I'm concerned reproduction is just a part of sexual urge. We might not have sex just to reproduce, but it's still a biproduct of sex, so in this context, they are one and the same since we don't actually know the intricacies of the super species reproductive cycles (and I doubt it's ever going to get more in detail than this happens, that happens, then babies).
-You know though, to have queens, there have to be 'male' mudokons/ gluks/ sligs, so maybe we'd find out about drone mudokons or something??
Dr. SB, now sleeping on the bar counter, was like a sponge that absorbs alcohol. 3 sligs were lying on the floor. One of them was a drunk Punkcrash before his conversion. STW said to him:
-Punkcrash, I have a dream. A world where we could all get along. Why not equality between species? Hey Varrokski, pick up the empty bottles, now!
Varrokski and Captain the Mudokon (the one wearing sunglasses) were pretending to sweep the floor behind the counter. Punkcrash managed to say, before falling asleep:
-Nepstock... Boy, don't mix pills with alcohol...
STW said to me, before leaving:
-Chap, I've got work to do, see ya!

I slumped over the counter. Abe said to Alf:
-Hello! Follow me!
-Hi! Okay!
Varrokski was upset: Abe seems to ignore him. "Wait for me!", he said. It was too late. The door closed after Alf's escape. I could hear Molluck's assistant, EVP_Glukkon, saying:
You blue bastard! Da gonna chop you up for causing all dem problems for Momma Glukkon! Who da hell you think you are messing with the Cartel HUH? You blue piece of &$%@!
Punkcrash was now awake. He was panicking. He vowed to give up the drinking. He might get executed. It's time to find a scapegoat: Captain the mudokon. Punkcrash and Nepstock were beating the crap out of him. Captain fainted. Abe managed to shut down RuptureFarms. All signs indicated it was time for us to get out of here. Punkcrash locked him in a closet. Captain was alone in the dark. He promised to take revenge, one day.


End of chapter 6.

I liked when the glukkon was tired that time in the begining can we get some closure on that

I hope he got some rest

Oh, those two . . .

Vlam stop making them talk about their feelings all the time odeworl isn't a soap opera and add more explosions or something

But oddworld is about emotions. At least AE was.

LOL! I gotta post more nonsense around here to keep my character going, been absent for awhile doin' stuff.

Great stuff Vlam!

The RP needs more Industrial characters, plenty of opportunity for nonsense there

Excellent chapter Vlam! The potoo is pleased.

I like this story a lot. We should work together on a novel, vlam. It would be amazing.

Varrokski fell off the Elum. Shayde was upset because Varrokski didn't wish him a happy birthday. He was definitely leaving.
-Come back here, Shayde!
-Hey chap!
Varrokski couldn't identify where the voice was coming from. He thought that STW was dead.
-HEY! I WORK FOR MOMMA! Every day I pour the blood sweat and tears of dozens of slav- EMPLOYEES! Just to make some profits to keep des place a-FLOAT!
Varrokski thought he was losing his mind. He decided to look around him. A potoo was staring at him:
-Hello! I'm FyreFennec the potoo. Do you want to roleplay with me?
-Sorry, I don't talk to strangers. By the way, we are two different species... I can't trust you.
-Mudokons evolved from birds, you know...
-Look, I don't want to roleplay. I have other fish to fry: I must follow Abe. Bye!
FyreFennec was furious. The bird attacked him. Varrokski was getting his ass kicked. Abe was getting out of sight...

***

germichlgboulg and ravkarorgeforg are two robots designed by Vykkers Labs. Punkcrash was shooting germichlgboulg, but the bullets were just bouncing off. ravkarorgeforg threw water (with fluoride) at Havok who collapsed, dying:
-Master, tell me...
Scrabaniac said to him:
-Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright!
Scrabaniac was holding his hand.
-Tell me... Will SoulStorm be a darker game?
-Of course it will!
Havok the Grubb died immediately, with a smile on his face.
Captain the Mudokon was yelling at us:
-The fault was more said to be mine than theirs because they pretend like nothing happened. Punkcrash also seems to be over other Oddworld fans. This city was really a cursed place without soul. You're all going to die!
I really don't want to die. I must get out of here. I saw Shayde. I decided to approach him. Am I only a regular slig? I decided to get on the Elum. Punkcrash, shocked, said to me:
-I've seen some dumb things in my life, but this takes the scrab cake! You're supposed to eat the elum, you know...
-See ya!
-What?! You are going to flee? Traitor! You will get executed without trial!
-Hey, who's the one in charge here? This isn't my war! I'm thirsty, I really need to drink a Soulstorm brew!
Albino fled, with Nepstock the slog at his heels.


End of chapter 7.

I'm disappointed at Nepstock's lack of dialogue and character development 2/10

I personally liked FyreFennec quite a lot. Best character so far.

I dunno, I think I can relate to germichlgboulg the most

Well, he's a slog...

Slogs can't have personality? Sexist.

Nepstock as a Slog was a mistake. I may consider a reboot.

Would you consider a bonus chapter?

Varrokski's eyeballs were enucleated. He was screaming. FyreFennec flew away. Varrokski was now blind. He was arrested by a group of Sligs patroling in Necrum Desert. Varrokski is actually working in Necrum Mines with the blind and bling Mudokons.


***

I killed Nepstock with a single bullet. I was searching for Dr. SB in a town near one of the remaining FeeCo Depots. I was looking through someone's garbage. I was drinking SoulStorm Brew. I turned at the window and saw a Big Bro Slig with his Sleg. I walked away awkwardly. The Big Bro Slig poked his head outside and said something like:
-Hey, can I help you? What the hell are you doing?
-Well, hum... I'm searching for Dr. SB...
-You're in the wrong street. Check the Fan Corner!
-Okay, thanks!
-You're welcome, weirdo!


I've found Dr. SB's house. The door was opened. Inside, there was a picture of a Steef being intimate with Master Chief. "Anders 2016!" was written on the ceiling. Dr. SB, surprised, said to me:
-Hey, Albino, what happened? Here, take a seat. Do you want an Expresso or a SoBe?
-No thanks. What is this place, doc?
Dr. SB was smoking spooces.
-Well, as you can see, I'm also an artist! So, what brings you here?
-A coup d'etat was perpetrated by a Mudokon. STW is dead, I think. I decided to flee...
-You've embraced your true nature! I'm so proud!
-There was Scrabaniac...
-Scrabaniac the Oktigi? I knew him in my youth. Don't trust him: he's a con man. Look, you can hide here for a while. Don't worry, Nate the mayor is corrupted. He never goes to the Fan Corner. In this city, the marriage between species is allowed and...

A bird came through the window.
-FyreFennec, where have you been? Have you found it?
-Yep!
-Perfect, the statue will be completed!

A Mudokon with a monocle and a tophat appears. He said with a British accent:
-Hello, is it ready?
Dr. SB said to him:
-Yes it is, Mister O'nnell!
I saw something truly horrible: it was the statue of a goofy Abe. The eyes of the statue were made from Varrokski's eyeballs.
-Well, I don't really like it but hey, I'm a supporter of the arts... How much do you want?
-45 mollah.
-I beg your pardon?
-It's a limited edition!
-Fair enough! I just bit the bullet and bought one even though my bank account told me not to...
O'nnell seems sad. He left with the statue. Dr. SB said to me:
-Albino, we must return to the city!
-I don't want to!
-But it's the only place where you could find SoulStorm Brews!
Albino didn't knew that Dr.SB's fridge was full of brews.
-Well... Yeah, let's go!
At the same time, FAsescu the Mudovampire decides to delurk:
-You've killed my precious Nepstock! You will pay for this!


End of chapter 8.

Poor Varrokski, I bet he didn't see that coming.

I knew I was going to feature in this after our latest conversation. Bravo, Vlam. This is a very compelling story.

In Necrum Mines, Varrokski could hear Abe saying "This is bad! What do I do now?"
-What do you do? What about leading us out of here?
-Uh...okay. Follow me!
-Okay!
-But!...
At this point Varrokski the blind Mudokon falls to his death while Abe runs up to a cliff.
-Oops! I forgot he was blind...

***

-WOOOOOF!
-Nepstock, are you still alive? Where are you, boy?
Dr. SB said to me: "Quick, Albino, we must flee!"
FAsescu was looking for Nepstock. She turned at the window and saw a Sleg.
-Is that you, Nepstock? I'm coming for you!
The Big Bro Slig was reading the Newspaper to his Sleg: "Negative Externality neg·at·iv ex·tur·nal·it·é n An economic term describing negative external effect, often unforeseen or unintended, accompanying a process or activity.There are some who say that Oddworld itself was created by the gods in such a way as to avoid the species that evolved upon its multiple surfaces from ever mixing. The plains dwellers, those that inhabited the forested nooks and the desert crags were never to mingle with those of the warm, damp interior crust. Nolybab then, was a wretched, festering place where the evils from within the mantle could seep out and curl their gnarled claws around the regions known by the sun. If the beasts were imprisoned within the earth, Nolybab was the ladder that would make their escape possible..."
The Big Bro Slig poked his head outside and said something like:
-Hey, what the hell are you doing? Can't you read the sign? Mudokons aren't allowed on this property! Last warning!
FyreFennec was hiding in the bin:
-WOOOOOF!
FAsescu approached the window. The Blig Bro Slig used his Blitz Packer to kill the Mudovampire. FyreFennec came out of the garbage can. The Mudovampire grabbed the Potoo:
-You can't kill a Mudovampire, you stupid bird!
-No, wait! You're into Slogs, right? Don't kill me! I know a place called "Dating sim"!

***

We were, I and Dr. SB, near the wall. Punkcrash's mechanical pants were on the floor. The wall was partly destroyed. We saw a mysterious creature who was digging holes. The creature said to us:
-Oï, fellas! I've found an easter egg!
Dr. SB answered him:
-Which one, baby?
-A SoulStorm brew bottle that belonged to Abe! My name is The_Dude, by the way!
-The_Dude? That sounds familiar... Aren't you the murderer of "Kip"?
-Nah, it was just a big misunderstanding! You shouldn't trust the newspapers!
-Look, can you dig a tunnel to the palace? We must get there.
-What will I have in exchange?
-Let's see... What about the shell of the egg in which Abe was born?
-Perfect!

Dr. SB was texting the mayor: "the experience is working as intended!"


End of chapter 9.

That blue bastard!

*Chortle*

The Mayor of the city is a Glukkon who was wearing a huge necklace as a symbol of his power. The Mayor stood and said:
-As you may have noticed, we got hit by "Unity" fanatics yesterday and today. I think we need more than one active moderator who has powers in the entire city. To that end, X the Vykker has now been promoted to the position of assistant mayor. Congrats to X!
O'nnell said:
-Congratulations!
The crowd applauded. A ghost groaned. He said loudly:
-Isn't the Vykker linked to Unity? He also kept pictures of the secret slig flying suit to himself!
The mayor said to him:
-What? Are you part of the SDM?
-"SDM"?
-The speedrunners defense movement!
Vexy the unspecified creature whinged:
-I think we have a bigger issue. The lack of activity and the lack of employment! My taxes are too high and yet Abe the terrorist is still out there!
Laup the Slig who is a journalist showed up and said:
-Mister the Mayor, how often do you fuck other Glukkons and how often do you beat the shit out of citizens? Also Mayor, you're corrupt.
The crowd looked worried. The Mayor said:
-Are you asking for an infraction, Laup?
The ghost said angrily:
-That's enough! I will be the new mayor! Let's make this city great again!
The mayor said:
-Is that a riot? Also, a new mayor won't help shit. The real owner vanished into thin air!
-Ok, kill him!
Suddenly, a gunshot was heard. The Mayor then collapsed. He said:
-Who the hell are you, ghost?
-I'm Varrokski! Abe the cunt and that stupid bird are next on the hit list!


***

There was a sign next to the big box that said: "DATING SIM".
FyreFennec said to FAsescu:
-Welcome to "dating Sim"! You'll find love! Check inside!
-Ok...
Fasescu entered inside then said:
-Hey, wait a minute, the room is empty!
FyreFennec then closed the door behind him. FAsescu was trapped.
-Dear Mudovampire, your head will sell well on the black market!
-You son of a Nep! Wait a minute, aren't you...
-That's right, I'm the legendary FührerFennec Palooka the Outlaw!


End of chapter 10.

Thank odd that's only a fantasy, and not reality, right?

Tenouttaten. And the dating sim isn't dead, just sleeping.