Alright own up, which one of you held the gun to his head?

Even Scrabaniac says he likes the game and that it's worth a buy. Objective reviews literally do not exist.

You're such likers, guys, lol

Crashpunk enjoyed the idea more than the game itself. I remember that, before the release of the game, he attended the event (in the UK) where you could see Lanning, JAW's employees and Wil.

Yes that is such a good argument I'm sure he hates the game in fact let me ask him right now

http://i.imgur.com/Tl2Hdir.png

Scrabaniac says the cons outweigh the pros. And yes, it is possible to be objective in a review if it's base on facts.

If I say "it's a masterpiece" and "the controls are perfect", would you really agree with me ?

If it was an objective review, he wouldn't have said that he recommends it even though the cons outnumber the pros.

Shut the fuck up. Holy shit, you're an annoying person. No one cares, you nitpicky little shit.

It's two separate things, FA. It's the only Oddworld game since SW, and if to you "the end justifies the means" then you should buy this game.

But Scrabaniac said and Crashpunk one time did oh my god get their dicks out of your mouth and fuck off to whatever foreign trash euro shit continent you crawled out of

OANST, you're the one posting photos of your child on a public forum... So don't try to lecture me.

i so wish i could posrep that but i've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours

also Vlam. shut the fuck up.

Yeah, vlam. You are kind of forcing them to agree that they think NnT is bad. They didn't say that. CP liked NnT. Scrabaniac said he recommends it, so he definitely doesn't consider it trash.

Whether NnT actually is bad or we can found out does not matter. And whether there's more cons than pros doesn't matter either, as some aspects matter more than others.

Wow. Really?

Yes I attended an event to see Lanning and JAW.
Yes I was a tester for the PC Version.

And in no way has that influenced my opinion about the game. All of those experiences have been humbling, and I feel honoured to be apart of them. That is all.

They weren't a way for them to sway my thoughts. They were just being nice and giving back to the fans.

Also I wanna mention I wasn't the only person on this forum who attended the event and tested the game. Do they sound overly positive? No they don't. Why is it always me getting pointed out? I guess having a positive attitude this day and age makes you untrustworthy...

For the record. I love NnT. But it has some problems and it's certainly not as good as the original. But it's a solid remake and I think is a perfect example of a remake done right.

Haha, sure, CP. How much are they paying you?

They gave him that big abe cardboard cutout from the photo

Varrok, if anything goes then why don't you read that "it's a masterpiece" or "the gameplay is almost perfect" ?

Because it isn't a masterpiece and nobody said it is.

I don't consider a remake good if it's worse than original. For me that's the point of remakes, to replace the original. NnT fails to replace the original, and we can agree to that.

But others don't think like me. They enjoy NnT nonetheless. And, because they enjoyed it, they recommend it and say it's fun. That's it.

Even that's not true. I traded Meech it for a T-shirt.

hahahahaha

No.

so they didn't give you a solid gold statuette of munch in a wheelchair either?

I definitely recommend New n Tasty. However I definitely prefer the original. To me, New n Tasty is perfect for the younger generation who have been brought up HD games. That generation does not understand how mind blowing the graphics Oddworld created were back in '97, and to have New n Tasty released, does bring life back to the story of Abe's Oddysee, and it makes me happy because it will gain more recognition than back in the day, as more people own consoles now. I have happily settled with New n tasty knowing that Oddworld is more popular now than it was back then.

Varrok, how could you say that "it isn't a masterpiece" ? I might think it's a masterpiece.

Furthermore, "NnT fails to replace the original", Shade might not agree with you.

I hope you realize literally nobody likes you

Don't worry, FA, I may post a photo of me as a baby.

Masterpieces are not flawless. We pointed out many, many issues with NnT, it's disqualified as a masterpiece.

But some people just enjoy NnT in the state it is now.

Exactly, Varrok. You agree with the idea that it's possible to be objective when you are reviewing a game.

STOP TALKING ABOUT BABIES

why do you keep bringing that up? i don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

When where the last time you and OANST talked about Oddworld ? Back on topic, please.

For example, when you're saying the controls are clunky, it's objective.

I only posted it so you could see the results of sex, as no one will ever allow your basement dwelling, shit stained ass to touch their body. Ask your mom for some more orange juice, and take your allowance to the store so you can buy more manga about school girls, and tilt the page in the hopes that you can see up their skirts.

See? I was trying to help.

oh my christ :laugh:

OANST, it's easy to play the "tough guy" on the internet. Seriously, poor kid.

It's an easy life, but somebody has to do it.

you need a definition check. he isn't playing the tough guy, he's bludgeoning you textually with comic wit. it's what we do to people who talk about other peoples children all the time. seriously, shut the fuck up about that.

You guys ruined this thread.

I've watched you being completely incapable of taking a hint for a while now. You suck. No one cares about what you have to say, and no one wants to see you saying it. The reason is that you are annoying.

No, sir. We saved this thread.

Well, according to this thread, your review is subjective.

Best thing you've ever said on this forum.

That's the exact opposite of what is the case???

What's with you Vlam?

Does someone suck your dick for every time you say the words "subjective" and "objective" or something. Christ.