I personally don't understand the appeal, I very much dislike the idea of splitting my missus in two and lots of shit on me cawk.

You're right. Less risk of transmitting disease. It's the safest option.

Not to mention the most boring.

These quotes clearly indicate the problem, too many people think anal sex is just a matter of applying lube and sliding it in like vaginal sex. Anal sex is something that should be extensively prepared. Proper cleaning and stretching is mandatory, or you will get issues like OANST and STM describe. It can be a very pleasurable experience for both parties but it requires some research, preparation and a lot of time. Especially a first time is something you should ideally spend multiple hours on.

I ain't researching or stretching shit. Literally and figuratively. Too much trouble. Little to no gain. Vaginas and mouths work just fine.

Plus you have to watch what you eat before you do it... and that's just effort like.

I agree with the honourable gentlemen above.

I rate these last few posts disgusting/10.

It's okay. I also shroud my envy in disgust.

I shroud OANST with things he is disgusted by...

Florida Georgie Line CD's?

You could literally say the same thing about not doing anal sex. Some people find it more interesting, and find vaginal sex too boring.

Very true. Plus, if you take pictures afterwards, you can show people to back up your claims of having a big black cock.

I... what?

The big part was a stretch, huh?

Is having a black dick while being of a caucasian skin color considered a sign of bad health?

Seeing as I take hormones that make everything decrease in size, yeah I'd fucking say so.

Shit just got real, folks. Shit just got real.

I dunno, I still think we're all being too vanilla here.

This thread right now

http://i.imgur.com/s9JQzuA.jpg

Not at all, if you feel uncomfortable talking about sex you don't have to read it.

The fact that the thread is talking about sex isn't what makes it a trainwreck though.

It's true. It's that picture of the train being all wrecked and stuff that did it. Goddamn pictures. And trains.

Orrrrr, and I'm just going out on a limb here, I think you may have taken a "poop on dick" joke personally, and gotten offended. Partly because of your personal situation, a situation that I know nothing about. And even if I had known, it wouldn't have made a difference. Because the joke wasn't about you. It was a joke about poop. And dicks. You know. Humor in its purest form.

I've had lots of sex. Only with one person, though, who left me for someone else four months ago.

This thread is fun...

21 and lost it at 14. Ciao

This thread is fun!

Hi baby.

I've had sex. With a lady.

It's true!

HIGH FIVE BRO!

It was your mom.

I HAVE HURT FEELINGS NOW

Why is JM getting all triggered?

E: Oh, new page.

I lost mine to a good friend after high school graduation when I was 17 and I've only had it with one other person in the same year (who I am still with today). The idea of anal has never crossed our minds -- I can't imagine what would make the initial mentality of it worth the while.

...you graduated high school at 17? Are you like a genius or something?

Australia has a different school year since their summer is in our Winter. I mean I finished secondary school at 18. 17 isn't young at all.

I'm just starting my third year at uni and I'm not even 20 yet. It's not uncommon to finish highschool at 17 here, it just depends when you're born.

You start school after you turn 5, so if you turn 5 late in the year, basically any time after May, you don't advance from the first "Reception" year of school until the following year. If you were born in September 1995 you'd start school in Reception at the end of the year 2000, repeat Reception in 2001, then move on to "year 1" in 2002. I was born in 96 and turned 5 in March of 2001, so I did enough of Reception year in 2001 to go straight on in 2002. Some smart kids don't repeat the first year and finish highschool at 16, but conversely some kids who started at the same time as me did the entire first year twice because they were dumb.

e: Jesus. I hope you took notes on that because you better bet your ass there will be a test.

Wow here in Romania most kids start when they're 7. I started when I was 6 and a half so I'm younger than most of my high school classmates. I started first grade in 2003, and high school in 2011.

I graduated last year when I was 18, but most of them were 19. Of course, I took a gap year because I forgot to take the IELTS exam but it's worked for the best so far and I'm going to college in London starting this year.

Anyway OT it looks like I'm going to continue to be a virgin well into this year :c

What part of London are you studying in FA?? I've been working in and around London for the last 2 years lol.

@Phy - hookers, man.