It's not from Runescape.

"I am not a city from Runescape! I am a free man"

On all levels except for physical Varrok is a city.

It flatters me that you guys think that I'm much more valuable than a single person.

A whole city.... Damn, maaan. Feels good.

On only a physical level, Varrok is a city.

I hope that means a good thing.

It means you're fat, bitch.

Yeah, OANST finally revealed himself as my second account.

I think we all revealed ourselves as your second account at one point.

It felt almost like we were one big cit...

...


wait, now it all makes sense!

Did it get the fuck out yet?

Darn, I hate those... rational people.

It's for the best. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

We should get a big sign on the front page that reads "QUARANTINED BY ORDER OF THE INTERNET"

We are no longer quarantined, I can google Oddworld Forums. Outbreak!

We have a level 5 containment breach. Repeat, level five containment breach. Deploy countermeasures: excessive trolling and massive spam.

May Nate have mercy on our posting privileges.

Sup.

U sure these are countermeasures?

I don't know. We never planned for this. An oversight, I'm sure. I'll bring it up in the Employee Lounge during the next meeting.

Googling Oddworld Forums was never the problem. Other keywords, on the other hand...

Did somebody say...

ZOOPHILIA

I googled "zoophilia oddworld forums" and the first result was Alcar calling people assholes and sons of bitches.

Man, I missed out.