Fuck off her, she's mine! Also, she's asexual.
lol
You won't be saying that after being here for a couple of months.
Are you sure these are the right forums for you? I'm just saying, there's time to reconsider...

That makes you a.... ?

Complication (Vyrenslogsexual)

What an odd threesome that would make for.

Well, If it's a shame or crime to like the person who created the universe this forum is about, I'm definitely wrong here.

I heard very bad things about this forum. But I want to get my own opinion.
Maybe you should start to lay your prejudices down, too.

Are you a good friend of Kapteeni, by any chance?
By "bad things" I assume you mean him bitching about us.

Hi welcome. Ignore everything Nep says.

Are you Facebook friends with Lorne? That was when I stopped respecting him so much. You can like someone's work without loving them as a person.

Unless it's FEZ. For some reason many OWF users declared they wouldn't pay for the game because the author's a douche.

I know kapteeni13 but he is not the only one who talks bad about about the forums.
It is not nice to talk about the forum like he does. But it is also not fair to put statuses up like "People who need a life: kapteeni".
I dont remember who that was, i don't really care.

@Phylum
Yes, I am facebook friends with Lorne. I don't see why one should stop respecting him because of that.

You know MeechShrykull (MS) then, right?

Nope

But but

I did play the game

I made a point of playing the game when I have fifty other steam games to play

It was okay. Good to begin with, mediocre to end.

Also Nep, would it kill you not to be confrontational and/or abrasive? You may think it's all in good fun but you come off sounding like a pillock half the time.

I really can't help it, I can't, I do try, though.Because of all the annoying hippy crap he posts.
And what do you mean by "status"? We were voting...

Yeah, sure.

I did like it, I paid for it, Phil Fish (it's the actual creator of the game, Jerry, not you) can go fuck himself

Yeah, it's like an annual contest, just without prizes!

Actually I'm not supposed to tell you all this, but winners of the Best Vet and Staff award get a kiss from Alcar.

Now I never want to be any of them!

He is actually called Phil Fish?
Please never call me like this again...
Better say Pirfsich, Pirf or Luca

He really is. Don't worry about this, Jerry.

Welcome! I hope you stick around. :)

I'm sticking with Pfftshit.

Alright, Fuckrien.

Don't take anything that anyone has said in this thread (or anywhere on the forums) seriously. People on here tend to be sarcastic and joke a lot.

Take a look at the Forum Awards thread. Lots of people were nominated for that award, but Kapteeni is the only person getting annoyed by it.

I see, okay, that opens a new perspective...
He deleted his post unfortunately...

Let's not stand on ceremony, call me Fuck.

Okay! :D

Now you're getting it.

Well. I'm glad this all worked out. Welcome to the forums.

I like to imagine there's a distinction between acting like a douche in your free time and using douchebaggery as a form of publicity (of which Phil Fish has been accused).

That was me. In the politest possible way... come at me bro. I did take the time to explain myself on his Facebook before he deleted the post, but I'm sticking to my guns on this one.

If that was the case it would make zero sense to cancel FEZ2 and completely stop being active on web. So, not really.

Welcome Pfffrbrbrssshhhhfff.

Also, we hate Lorne? I thought we just kinda perceived him as a hilarious but loveable hippy? You fucking cunts.

Don't vote in the awards thread by the way, more work for yours truly.

Hello Scrrabtptrtpmn, nice to meet you! :)

i don't hate Lorne. i don't know enough about him to consider hating him, nor do i particularly care.

hello Pirf. anyone pisses you off just post "FUCK YOU" and you'll be fine.

honestly. and remember the capitals. capital letters mean everything.

OWF members are like cougars, you make yourself look as big as possible and they’ll keep their distance.

if they get too close start banging a pot with a stick, it should startle them.

Pro tip: Don't actually go looking for cougars armed with pots and pans, that's not a good thing to do. (Dress up in a suit of meat instead).

drench yourself in lion piss.

That's a great tip. Thanks! :)

Every time someone new joins, I wonder how long it will be before we find out that they are here because Kapteeni is a whiny little girl. It's kind of like the new MS1029. Just less interesting.

FUCK YOU, OANST! =D

Did I do it right?

<3

You did it right.

Well, if it helps, I didn't even know who Kapteeni was before I joined.