Why did you buy it on PC when you've got no intention of playing it on PC?

I didn't "buy" it. I was a kickstarter backer. I can have it on any platform I want..... when those platforms are ready. I'll probably end up playing it on IOS when that version is released. Also, I'll be getting a physical boxed copy of the game at some point, so if I ever become able to play it on the pc, I still can.

You can send me a box version to Poland, and I'll forgive you. Might even give you a third middle finger. God, I'm so spoiling you.

Yeah..... the boxed version goes in my box of Double Fine shit, and will probably never be opened.

What about FOUR middle fingers?

What are these fingers doing, and how lonely is my prostate?

It's up to you what you'll do with them. I'll just post them to you. They're not mine of course.

Oh, good. For a second there, I thought you would only let me cram two of them in my ass.

Gratz, Abe619. We will expect your review done in one week.

You can just taste the hate, and envy.

God, McYossie. What a dick.

Oh damn, never mind. Never the less, have some fun.

Technically, Abe619 is not a backer. So he can review the game. All blame goes to OANST anyway.

hahaha abe619 you have got to review this game and send it to News Of The World or something.

don't do it for me, don't even do it for the fans, do it for the thought of fucking OANST's shit up.

Eh, he wouldn't be the only doing it.

I can almost see that sad, disappointed Tim Schafer's face looking like he's about to say something like: "We trusted you, Matt, We trusted you..."

Boy, he fucked up.

They've retracted the embargo, so do whatever the hell you like. Especially if it involves fingers.

I believe that part 2 is going to be dealt with simply as an update to part 1, rather than a seperate game.

well I'm not sure if I'll be able to review it soon enough, I'm currently running low on disk space and I probably to need my "Excrement-certified" Nvidia gt 610.

a 610 isn't terrible. By far not top of the line, but it's still pretty good. It's just a little under what I have now, which is a GT 635, and that's powerful enough to run top of the line. Won't help with disk space though.

Valve showed off the first line of Steam Machines the other day. Most of them were overpriced and stupid, but the cheapest ones were about the same price as the new consoles. Games on PC are a lot cheaper, obviously, though the choice for Linux systems sucks right now.

That would make sense. I wasn't really sure how that would work out. Well, we'll at least do this again when Massive Chalice comes out.

A bit late, but I want to let you know how I truly feel.
OANST, You look like the guy from Mythbusters but with a pointy nose.

PS will this game be as good as Grim Fandango? That one was perfecto.

You look like Ron Jeremy, but with a tiny dick.

Asshat.

Just finished it. Assuming this is half of its length, it's not a long game, by the standards of 90s Adventures. It really is quite beautiful, though. The puzzles are good (I never got stuck for more than a minute or so) and there's a bunch of interesting characters. And one of my plot predictions (which I can prove I made in March 2013) turned out to be true in the climax. I'm still prepared to bet that my other prediction will occur in Part 2.

There were a few graphical glitches, mainly character's necks appearing above their heads on a few occassions. One time Shay's mouth disappeared. My main annoyance is the way that they handle save games. There's no way to quit without saving, no way to delete savegames, and no way to load games short of quit-and-autosaving-thus-possibly-overwriting-the-game-you-want-to-load and loading it from the main menu.

JBot: It's not as good as Grim, but it stands up well compared to Tim's other Lucasarts games.

I've got four 25%-off Steam bejiggers if someone wants one/several.

No, you can't take all four and get the game for free.

Why did you get four? I only got two!

I'm pretty sure you get one for every Double Fine game you own. I have one for Psychonauts.

Each self-published Double Fine game you own, perhaps. There are five DF games on Steam and I own three of them. One of them is The Cave, which is published by Sega so it presumably doesn't count.

yeah i got one too if any fucker wants it. i won't use it. i don't even know which game i have to warrant it.

I have one, but I'll never give it to any of you!

There seem to be more Broken Age vouchers floating around than free copies of Portal. I've given up any expectation that I'll be able to offload mine.