It ain't the new year yet (over here anyways.) So we can save the shit orgies for a later time. For now, just be preparing your shits.

Job is gonna fit right in just fine.

Can we please stop talking about sex and shit? I've had enough of it for this year already.

Maybe we should make a thread for it.

So Nate you never did tell us

Did you shit on him

I did not.

This may be the best thing I have read all day.

Really?

You need to read more.

i find it slightly unnerving that our stupid antics are being viewed by an 'audience' almost, with regular lurkers and shit. that's just

i don't know. i'm just going to lock all the doors and windows.

Hey there new guy/gal/whatever the hell are you. Enjoy your stay, blah blah, etc etc...
I'm too old for this shit...Also, listen to STM, he's pretty wise. Just like this guy:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lctut4yDSK1qa0woi.jpg

This guy has The Answer.

So that's what happened to Cadbury.

I'm so wise I may as well be the Buddha.

(inb4 fat joke)

YEAH, YOU SURE ARE FAT ENOUGH TO BE THE BUDDHA AHAHAH HAHA HAwait

what god-awful tats. fucking prison-style or something.

Inked with a rusty spoon and a jar of pruno.

Wow, I didn't realize how much of this stuff I miss while I'm at school. Also, who the hell is STM?

Whatever the hell you are would probably describe me best.

STM = Scrabtrapman

That makes enough sense for me to feel stupid. I swear I'm not usually this stupid.

He's lying. LYING I TELL YOU.

Since you said you used to lurk, I assumed you would know who STM was. Sorry about that.

Naw it's fine. When I'd come by it was for Oddworld information, not to see all the lovely banter. Now that I've joined though, I get to enjoy both.

Hahahahahahaha.

Hahaha.

Ha.

Phylum, don't be condescending. He's new here. C'mon man...

What's Oddworld

I was laughing at enjoying the banter btw, that's a bit less condescending.

This is like the nicest person here. We can't lose him. He's still ripe...

Well he'd better change, then. Nice people don't last long in these parts.
Except Crashpunk, but I think that's just because he's so positive he fails to see all the shit that goes down, for want of a better phrase.

Being nice is Crashpunk's gimmick. We're all horrible because we don't want to cramp his style.

I could almost take that seriously if "Slog" wasn't in your name.

You say I'm nice, but I don't think I have given a single compliment, nor have I stood up for anyone as of yet. For all you know, this is an act, and I plan on doing something terribly evil. Then again, what evil could I cause here that hasn't already happened?

You could at least start trolling us badly and being a dick, it'd make this place a little more interesting.
You're pretty clever, you are.

No I'm serious what's Oddworld

I thought slog was working hard over a period of time, something which I'm constantly baited to do

Does this have something to do with Oddworld??? I had no idea.

Can't we all just get along? Now someone tell me what is this Oddworld thing.

I seem to remember that being a meme that I tried to force at one point.

tried? that one was born a meme. either that or i was the only fucker repeating it whenever the chance popped up. which is probably true.

true. he's like an angel of neutrality, nice to everyone.

Except Kapteeni. Poor poor Kapteeni.

yeah. Kapteeni.

don't tempt me.

Oh you guys.

CP, you're protected.

OWF ARMY...















ENGAGE!!!