I prefer a good steak pun. They’re a rare medium well done.

Manco's puns are the only morale we need.

I ALREADY SAW THAT PUN THOUGH LIKE A MILLION TIMES. Come on, I know you can do better than that

Sassing my puns is a misteak I wouldn’t think you would make.

It takes a while for a good steak pun to mature, I’ll have you know – all the veally good ones do. You have to really think about what makes the meat of the joke, because just half-assing it butchers the comedy.

I’m bloody offended by your cheek, and I don’t like the cut of your jib.

I’m all for a good ribbing, but your comments are just a slice too far. I’d go so far as to say you’re talking out of your rump.

And don’t even think about trying to muscle in on my gig, either – these are prime jokes.

Holy shit.

Holy shit

Isn't that cute. They're trying to force a meme.

The fuck are you going on about?

You'd know all about forcing memes, wouldn't you? Besides, I think you'll find that holy shit's already been done.

E: Speedy cunt.

It's speedy shit. You don't need to force that one.

Right. You've worked hard enough today on the last one.

The only thing worse than paedophilia are sickly sweet couples. Stop it, chaps. Please.

someone take the bait and say something interesting!

see? we're getting the hang of it already! i tell ya, i think there's a light at the end of this dark age. as long as we remember who our enemies are and hate them vehemently, we'll be juuust fine.

EXACTLY

Psst hey guys... What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.

We already have a joke thread. This is antispam.

How come Manco didn't italicise "jib"? It's a corruption of "gib" or "giblets", and that's a butchery pun.

Jib is a nautical term.

I don’t have a beef with you, but I don’t appreciate you trying to steak a claim on my pun business.

yeah. don't have a cow, MM.

Just admit it, we need a new sex thread.

Or zoophilia.

I don’t think our members would be as tender as the subject deserves.

with you around? i don't think so.

Tender? What does tender have to do with sex?

What, you never had yourself some tender lovin’?

At first I thought that was another steak pun

spoken like the true Havoc.

You’re searly misteaken.

Well done.

Praise from Havoc? How rare.

How long has this been past its prime by now?

I hate you guys so fricking much.

You're right. It's well aged at this point.

Dirty bum sex!

You mean doing it raw?

You're all faggots.

*Closes*

That's not what I meant at all.

I would have said

CREAMPIE!

Getting this thread back on to its original topic:

I've done some investigating (short version: I changed Firefox's user agent to that of Google's crawler and OWF gives a 403 error) and I think the issue might be with the site's .htaccess file. Sadly, that's not something Wil or I can fix, because Peter hasn't given us server access.

So, here's a new topic for this thread: How do we convince Peter to officially retire (perhaps to some sort of emeritus position) and let Wil and me do what needs to be done?

I'd spit out a few ideas, but I don't know Peter at all so I have no idea what may or may not work.

Sex and drugs won't work and that's basically everything we know about Peter, so spit away.

I'm assuming just simply asking, begging, or anything of the like was also tried and hasn't worked.

We could always sic Manco and their puns on him until he submits and hands over the forums

Or just sic OANST on him.

Is there a possibility he might give Nate and Wil server access if enough forumers speak up about it or something? Maybe constantly bring it up to him in a short period of time. Unless he's really that stubborn, we might be able to annoy him into retiring

Also, explaining how his neglect of the forums is fucking us over might better the chances. And pointing out that by either relinquishing the server or making it possible for Nate and Wil to do their thing it gives him one less "obligation"

I really don't know. I don't even know how he feels towards the forum. though I'd assume positive or indifferent seeing how it's still alive and kicking. kind of.