Why?

I'm at work now and pulled out the Neural Networks journal that is closest to me

Sex life:
So, I'm going to have some flip-flop action with a manslut. I can deal with that.

The fourth nearest book to me (not including the journals, as they count as magazines) is Applying UML and Patterns by Craig Larman.

Not really all that informative, then.

Havoc doesn't own any books.

Not that enlightening. Presumably it means that people will wonder who I am. And I'll only wish I could respond that way. Not that great.

Five quid says it was A Christmas Carol.

You'd be five quid richer MM.

Planet Tad by Tim Carvell. I had nothing to do but draw pictures of blind chameleons. (it then shows a doodle of a chameleon with a cane and seeing eye dog)

Shit, my bad for being retarded.

It's good. And funny, but it isn't an autobiography as such. He tells you at the start that it's mostly lies and riddled with plagiarism with only a few truths here and there. But it still is a fun book to read. Have you read his other book, Work, Consume, Die?

Oh god, am I a foreign object? AM I A FOREIGN OBJECT?

Yes, I keep bee books around me at all times.

Unbeelievable.

I think you mean un-BEE....Oh wait, never mind.

Think Beefor you post.

Please beep on topic.

Are you planning on becoming (or revealing that you already are) bee-sexual? Or are we using the phrase 'gummy resin' in a euphemistic sense?

Whatever works best for you.

I think you should try it, STM. Let us know if it's worth pursuing.

I invented that. Just wanted to let everyone know.

Well, what works best for me is you in my bedroom, nude and coated in gummy resin.

I'll lay down a tarpaulin.

You really didn't.

The correct term would be melissosexual

Sounds hot. I'll bring the resin.

Or, apissosexual, since I get off to all honey bees and not just Mellifera, I don't discriminate, man.

Apis is Latin, melisson is Greek. And since "hetero" and "homo" are also Greek, I followed the precedent. If it were Latin, "homosexual" would mean "sexually attracted to humans".

=I I still prefer my one.

I would have rendered it "apisexual".

Of course, in Greek mythology Apis was the King of Argos, so take from that what you will.

Or we could use Apis from Egyptian mythology. He was green, dude. Nothing to do with bees though, shame.

Actually, given that they're in the series 'Anthophila', it could be an Anthophilaphilia.

But that's enough of that. Back on topic, please.

My kid's going to be a dragon dancer!

The book is Agile Estimating and Planning, sitting on our producer's desk. So my first child will be an Agile producer. Kind of determined without even having to open the book, really.

Destined for great things, it seems.

Jane Eyre:
"I was stiff with long sitting, and bewildered with the noise."

I can get behind that.

Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Novels and Stories, Vol. 1

It was precious dirty and lonely.

BWAHAHAHA!!!

"It was from this gruelling race that one of the finest sports cars ever made was born - the Jaguar 3.8 Litre E-Type"

Yeah I'm not even goona bother stating which book this is from...

Is it a book about driving?

No.

Did your parents buy it for you?

Yes, it was a christmas present.