I was going to tell you all to get on topic, then I realized this was a birthday thread.

I'm so tired

Happy birthday Chlamydia.

Come on, WoF. Don't be an RPA.

what's an RPA?

Royal Prince Albert.


Yeah, WoF - stop piercing yourself through people's penises!

always said that man was sharp. with his diploma in arguing.

Recently Promoted Arsehole

Right Pain in the Arse
Ripe Pony Ass
Ribald Pear Attractor
Regal Pontificate of Aylesham
Retractable Pool Airer
Rifle Pie-sociation of America
Recurring Penis Atrophication
Rhetorical Pocket Abacus

Rad Piece of Ass

All of you, get out of my birthday thread. Trashing up the place with your existing and what not.

BRB, guys. Just gonna go get myself some sweet RPA.

Cram it, equiphile.

I bet your parties are great.

in other words, "wank".

just making sure you all got that.

okay? okay.

EDIT: MM U 2 QUIK 4 ME NOW

GODDAMN IT

Crank actually. (Cry/wank)
Or clop.

i wonder if it's possible to orgasm whilst actually crying?

i'm inclined to believe it would mostly be role-play.

On a depressing note, I'm sure many rape victims could attest to this being the case.

It's really hard for girls to cum though.
I've heard.

It's entirely possible to orgasm while actually crying

I can attest to this

Oh god no. People. Ugh.

I imagine that the brain would find it pretty hard to do both because of the conflicting emotional responses and shit.

Only one person to ask!

Better hope hedj doesn't see this.

I was actually thinking of Nexy initially, then I realised she abandoned us and cried a bit.

Dammit STM don't remind us.

;-;

Did you cum while you cried?

As a woman I am only happy when I'm miserable.

I was asking STM, but you're good too. So Vyren, how long does it take you?

I actually only achieve orgasm if I'm causing extreme discomfort for someone else.

8 bars of chocolate and 25 milliyears of vitriol.

Hot!
I used to be like that, then I found ponies and now I don't even need to touch it!

I'll remember that next time I'm sleeping with an actual girl.

Eww, people. Ugh.

The only real person Nep talks to is the stable boy.

+rep

goddamnit not again

Alrighty then...*takes notes* Good to know, good to know...

your fetish still causes extreme discomfort for others though

I'm kind of disgusted with the direction this thread went. Just imagine what sort of comics BM will post when he gets here.

I was kidding you know?

...

my real fetishes are far more bizarre.

It was a joke at Nepsotic’s expense.

You dumb.

The people you talk to are really bad at sex.

Yes. Severely.

I don't get it.