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Varrok 02-14-2013 05:52 AM

http://i.imgur.com/TTsYfRL.gif

STM 02-14-2013 05:52 AM

I feel so loved.

Slog Bait 02-14-2013 06:06 AM

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/60726531/4567989.gif

OANST 02-14-2013 06:06 AM

I won't be able to see Stephanie tonight, but we went away last weekend, and had a really nice time. That was our Valentine's Day.

MeechMunchie 02-14-2013 06:12 AM

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8354/19821791.png

My mum and dad always go out on the 13th, because restaurants are always empty. "The 14th is Amateurs' Night," they say, "We've got nothing to prove."

Wings of Fire 02-14-2013 07:15 AM

:

WoF

Yoko's hair is red,
Your testicle plushie is blue,
I'm very observant, it seems,
so I know how much I love you.
oh

But I like Nia.

Ridg3 02-14-2013 07:29 AM

So far Valentines Day is going well, I woke up to a lovely little message that covered a tasty little box of treats. Scoffed. Went downstairs to three pancakes covered in chocolate and bacon (because I missed Pancake Tuesday, bless her heart.) Scoffed.

Homemade dinner tonight and it will end in elbowy lovemaking which I will probably be sick during.

My gift to her was not going to the gym, because she's the special lady of my life. But really, I don't have any money to spoil her with so as soon as I gather some I'll be treating her to a nice night out with a new dress and dinner. But I did manage to uphold the tradition of getting her a little polar bear holding a wee message and a card, cause I'm a pro. I don't do flowers though.

Nepsotic 02-14-2013 08:22 AM

DSi?

Varrok 02-14-2013 10:51 AM

I don't understand the question. The Carebears.

Nepsotic 02-14-2013 10:59 AM

It just looks like it was animated using the Nintendo DSi.

(That isn't an insult, the DSi's pretty good!)

RoryF 02-14-2013 11:01 AM

I spent so long using that Flipbook Studio instead of doing something productive.

Crashpunk 02-14-2013 11:09 AM

Valentines Day is stupid.

Also where's my damn poem STM? I feel so unloved...

Manco 02-14-2013 11:19 AM

I want a poem
Unique to me and special
Of love eternal.

Varrok 02-14-2013 11:31 AM

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It just looks like it was animated using the Nintendo DSi.

(That isn't an insult, the DSi's pretty good!)

Nah, I use flash

STM 02-14-2013 11:31 AM

Godamn it. This is why I don't do nice things.

Crashpunk:

Rosses are red,
Voilets are blue,
This love pome would be bettre,
But I cun't spill too.

Oddhunter:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I preferred your old avatar,
But I still love you too.

I'm running out of things to say.

RoryF 02-14-2013 11:37 AM

I bet you can't make one for me.

Manco 02-14-2013 11:45 AM

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Oddhunter:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I preferred your old avatar,
But I still love you too.

I ditched that avatar more than a year ago and people still talk about it why

Varrok 02-14-2013 11:54 AM

It was iconic.

Nepsotic 02-14-2013 11:55 AM

I want a poem! :D
Edit: Oh, you already did me one, I missed It. Thanks! <3

T-nex 02-14-2013 12:04 PM

Spending the day working on math problems with a certain someone. Much fun.

MA 02-14-2013 02:47 PM

STM MAKE MORE POEMS IMMEDIATELY

DO THE WHOLE FORUM

RIGHT NOW DO IT MORE POEMS

GET TO FUCKING WORK

RESISTANCE IS USUALLY PRETTY SUCCESSFUL TO BE HONEST

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MA:

Roses are red,
So is the blood from a birthing cow's cunt,
You're an exceptional farmer,
Now it's your turn for a dick chick to make you grunt.

whoa now hang on, i told you at the time s/he was the very best money could buy.

well, not buy. rent.

loan.

timeshare.

yeah, that's it. timeshare. you timeshared her. timeshared her good. or him. whatever.

gimme my timeshare.

Oddey 02-14-2013 09:40 PM

Religion is odd,
But change can happen,
Scrabtrapman is awesome
And left me laughin'.

That took a considerable amount of time to write, and I'm terrible with syllables, so I probably messed up the rhythm anyway. But the thought is there.

STM 02-15-2013 01:28 AM

What a happy family we all are.

Oddey 02-15-2013 02:05 AM

And it's all thanks to you STM!

scrabface 02-15-2013 02:06 AM

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This is the first Valentine's day I have a date.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yay, me too. it was great!

Nate 02-15-2013 04:07 PM

I spent Valentine's Day single, but for the first time in many years I wasn't especially bothered about it. I had come to the conclusion in the last week or so that I don't have the time or money for dating at the moment, and there's not much point meeting someone now when I'm hopefully going to be in another hemisphere in six months.

MeechMunchie 02-15-2013 04:14 PM

I'm in a similar boat. Another girl stomped all over my heart recently, but now I couldn't be arsed to spend time with someone if I even had the option. Hardly good boyfriend material.

STM 02-16-2013 02:30 AM

Well, I got lots of Valentine's messages from a tonne of people. I hope that makes you all sad and jealous.

MeechMunchie 02-16-2013 03:09 AM

I'm so jealous of you and Konrad.

Phylum 02-16-2013 03:29 AM

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a Valentines day message. Not even on the year I had a girlfriend. The closest I had was a bunch of rose petals left in my locker around this time of year in 2009. Noone ever owned up to it, so it ended up being more annoying than anything else.

I'm still not even completely sure who did it, but given the suspects there's a very good chance I've since been on a date with them.

Nepsotic 02-16-2013 05:07 AM

At least you've had girlfriends and been on dates.

STM 02-16-2013 05:39 AM

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I'm so jealous of you and Konrad.

Ours is a special and ancient love. Don't be jealous though, it doesn't suit you.

T-nex 02-16-2013 08:55 AM

I didn't even know Valentines day existed until some years ago... Am I the only one who genuinely doesn't care about it one bit and never did?

OddjobAbe 02-16-2013 11:49 AM

No, you are not. I'm not going to waste money on somebody just for the reason that those often ominously referred to as "they" designed a holiday to make you feel guilty for not throwing your cash away on cards and chocolates and other things that are more expensive than they ought to be. They'll get a card on their birthday and be grateful.

MA 02-16-2013 12:53 PM

you miserable old fucking fucker.

also i totally agree.

Slog Bait 02-16-2013 02:12 PM

The only time I got a Valentine-anything that was serious was when someone thought I was a woman.

Fact.

Boy, was that awkward.

In general, though, the only thing I ever looked forward to with Valentines day were certain candies that were only sold around that time. I really don't like sweets, so when I find one I do enjoy I'll eat it pretty frequently. Unfortunately most of those sweets are only available around holidays like Valentines Day, Easter, and Halloween. I have no interest in the odd romance/friendship thing that comes along with it in my country.

Xavier 02-18-2013 01:55 AM

She got a box of chocolates and I didn't get anything. That's more then OK because we are both fucking broke right now, we just bought our own loft together. How's that for some actual and relevant proof of love.

Also, no poem? I know I'm not around much anymore but come on.

Nate 02-18-2013 02:35 AM

I didn't get one either. I think he only writes them for guys whose pants he's trying to get in to.

MeechMunchie 02-18-2013 10:20 AM

Or guys whose pants he doesn't think he can get into already.

STM 02-18-2013 10:37 AM

Or people who aren't anal enough to be bothered by it. Obviously, I was wrong. Sods.

EDIT: I have one for you actually, Nate, sorry it's late.

I love you so much Nate,
And I think it shows,
The feeling, 'tis like a tumour,
The more you infract me, the more it grows.

<3

Yay for terrible rhythm.