I don't like people. Just people in general, maybe it's just because I'm rubbish at socialising. I much prefer p

I'm confused by almost everything I encounter, and too indecisive and irrational to pin down exactly why.

masturbating is the highlight of my day

That's pretty rough, bro.

The skin on your penis, that is.

D.K. just admited he watches you while you're doing that. Beware

i still haven't seen that.

I still don't understand what everyone is talking about.

I can't even feel certain what way around it's supposed to be anymore. I think it's supposed to face the left, isn't it?

You and me both.

I just saw it flip. Hand to God, it flipped.

I seen it flip... twice. Then I checked his avatar and it was a GIF file. Nate's trolling us.

Well, the cat's out of the bag.

I've known since the 4th of June but decided to play along.

Wait

There were people who didn't know it was a gif?

I didn’t say anything because I figured it was just a big joke and everyone was playing along.

I was going to suggest that it might be a really slow GIF, but I've only seen t the wrong way round once.

Your only 19, you've still got a long road to travel.

This is thread necromancy. Don't do it again.

I remember you. You're fucking dead.

STM is a necrophile?!

It was a dual joke. On the one hand I was threatening Takeshi for resurrecting this shit thread, and on the other hand I was recognizing a dead thread. But thanks for making me explain it, you cuntless whore.

So... is he or not?

How does that work?

If you have to ask, you will never know.

I can't get a job. My feelings are sore because of this.


Nah, I'm just frustrated and lazy-feeling. Goddammit.

I feel for you. I'm lazy too.

I don't have a job either.

SAD-FIVE!

Yeah. Having a job is tits. Let me tell you. It's tits.

I'm lazy because I don't have a job. I don't have a job because I was lazy in High school, and am now lacking decent references. Now that I'm not lazy, I can't find a job. Because in high school, I was too lazy. But I'm not lazy anymore.

This could go on, but you get the point.


And money is even more tits. I'm not sure if tits is a positive adjective. I'm gonna assume so.

Tits are a positive everything, but I was being sarcastic.

Oh. Well, as I said. Money is super tits. And you need a job to get money. Most of the time.

Where's your trust fund, pussy?

In my pussy, along with my trust.

Okay, consider this an official warning. Starting from now, I'm going to start sending out infractions for spammy, offtopic segues. Even when there are many people joining in the conversation.

*closes*