And here I thought that making an HD upgrade of Munch's Oddysee was the only way they were going to troll us.

You cut me real deep just now.

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone from JAW had an account on here and regularly posted.

I'm really a JAW employee.

Hey Wil, could you get me a coffee while you're up?

He really is, I see him in the office regularly

That's why the SW re-release was so poor, they spend all day here instead of doing their jobs.

Love you really JAW.

Hey, shut up. SWHD has higher ratings than that porno I did with your mum.

Personally I preferred the porno : /

I assume you were cameraman, being gay and all. Or perhaps you were the fluffer.

Now now, children, lets be nice so you can leave with your knee caps intact.

Best troll thread in OD in a long time.

But seriously, get to work on prettifying that game we all hate.

At this point I'm confident that Wil, Glitch, and whoever else don't actually work for JAW. It's just a complex ruse.

A complex ruse designed to hide the one true fact - we are all absolutely bananas.

The ruse has been a failure thus far.

I also think its possible that we've all been dead for years, though that could just be me.

So... we should expect it Summer 2013? Or later?:P

Either way, love you guys at JAW, this thread shows you get the spirit of Oddworld

Still waiting for that coffee...

I left it on your desk along with your P45.

Wasn’t hard to beat.

In more ways than one heyooo

If I ever read an interview with Lorne Lanning where he says that Oddworld has the best fans in the world I am going to email him this thread.

Wow, so it'll be out within the next couple of months.

That's right.

Is it actually "right"? "Right" as in "not just something Facebook decided to misinterpret"?

That is the release date alright, though from what I've heard JAW is moving to the same alternate time system Valve uses...

But at least they deliver in the end. I mean, you guys all agree that Meet the Pyro was totally epic, right?

Yeah, and I've been playing around in Source Filmmaker for the last few months, I love how deep the animation options are!

BTW. How do we change controls in Abe HD public alpha?

you don't. There's only one button used and it's *thunderclap* Context Sensitive

I can't believe how awesome the ending was...
How the hell did you get abe to scratch his but so thoroughly?
and how am I supposed to react to big faces real face?

is munch gonna be a hidden easter egg in the Abe's Exoddus remake?

No, he's going to be a playable character. The only playable character.

stop lying wil
you play as stranger in the remake.

Ironically, Lorne did say that the reason why JAW are the right crew for the job is because they're such big fans of Oddworld.


Perhaps we should email him this thread.

I don't think this thread will do anything to derail that belief.

Something tells me he would say "Not good enough, troll harder". Abe is a troll to Glukkons, Munch is a troll to Vykkers, Lorne trolled EA into publishing games that have a huge anti-EA sentiment.

Maybe Lorne is actually Oanst?

Like MO's A button? Amazing!

That happened ages ago. You know, with his cigar-smoking NEDM and "Master Debator" title.

That wasn't my title. That was somebody else. Mine used to be "infracted and detracted".

I thought Wil was Lorne.