You can buy Ice Cream at our cinemas. But nobody I know has ever done so.

Can't beat the Popcorn!

You can't beat the incredibly overpriced popcorn! Honestly, I hardly ever buy things from the cinema because of how expensive it is.

You must be really popular with your dates.

It's a good job I've never 'dated' someone. It would be a terrible date.

You cant buy ICE CREAM! but they just brang out the once with nuts and they use waffle cones!

like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-634b7t6TNK...0516-00278.jpg

Money can't buy ice cream?

I just buy stuff elsewhere to take to the cinema.

But not ice cream. Or knives.

What about knife cream, or ice knives?

Money can't buy those.

What if I bring them from home? They're my favourite treats.

Money can't buy me love.

ice knives would actually be the perfect murder weapon.

just throwing that out there.

You mean like icicles?
Is that spelt right? It looks odd.

But yeah, my friend and I have been saying that for years. Just get it sharp enough, stab, throw it in the river, or wherever. Blam. Although it'd have to be one hell of an icicle to break skin.

Icicle. That should be in the awesome words thread.

i thought that, but i've seen even better than just icicles. i've seen proper sharp, cutting knives totally made out of hard ice in those posh ice hotel things. like proper kitchen knives.

murder someone with an ice knife in an ice hotel, burn/melt the hotel down, it's just the body you need to clean up then. or just fuck off and leave them scratching their heads. i dunno.

There's an urban legend about a beaten housewife who murdered her husband with a hard blow to the back of the head. The murder weapon was a rock solid, deep-frozen leg of lamb.

After thinking up her alibi, she cooked the lamb leg, under the pretense of it being for her now-dead husband. Just to rub it in, she offered some lamb to the police when they arrived.

That one's a classic.