I like eating raw pasta and pop corn kernels. I guess that's guilty, since it's kind of bad for my teeth.
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Uncooked noodles are nice.
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dangling my penis in various meat grinders to toughen the skin is another guilty pleasure.
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WARNING: Not safe for work. Not safe for anywhere, really. Just... don't watch it. |
If I haven't already made it clear, I love shitty movies. Just genuinely grade-A crap in any form, from Chipwrecked to grainy 60's Bollywood Kung-Fu, I'll watch it all and puke my pants in nonstop giggles. I love garbage. The exceptions to this rule are invariably boring horror movies with awful CG that take place in small-town America. They air this crap on the SyFy and Space channels and I find it INFURIATING when they make a movie called 'SPACE TWISTER' as melodramatic and BORING as possible.
However, there's a line, even for me. There's but one man who takes the crapcake all the way home, cuts it into various other cakes and sells it as different types of cake for 15 years. Also Ninjas. Godfrey Ho, also called 'Ed Woo' is a legendarily prolific martial arts director who made 100+ films with a variation of NINJA KICKBOXER in the title. His dubbing, editing and incomprehensible plots are like a rose garden of cinema to me. It's just so bad . He'd make two or three 90 minute action films over the course of about an afternoon, cut them to pieces and assemble like a dozen different movies with two simultaneous plots that only slightly crossover. His most famous work is perhaps USA CATMAN: Here's some weird fan video that shows all of the moustachioed caucasian men he loved to cast as Alexander, John, Albert or, rarely, Tyler. Because last names just make things too overcomplicated. If you want to get into being a cynical bitter butthead like me, start combing your local Value Bucket for his stuff and similar. You will (not???) be disappointed. |
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The Room is absolutely hilarious. I'd pay good money to sit in those cinema showings where people throw plastic spoons at the screen during their favourite scenes.
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I also love the first Mortal Kombat movie, but Annihilation is total crap, I hated that movie. |
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The Room isn't a guilty pleasure.
The Room is genius and your love of it should be shouted from the rooftops. |
I DID NAT HIT HER, I DID NAT
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O hai, Mark.
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HI DOGGIE
You're my favourite customer. |
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
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Drawing half-naked bald men with mustaches and muscley necks and noses.
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Can flans be guilty pleasures? If so... Flans.
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Masturbation. I think that's the only real guilty pleasure.
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I think masturbating with a flan is the only real guilty pleasure.
I'm usually quite open about my personal man to hand sex life (not to the point that I'm describing in detail or being out of line.) I think that because everyone does it I can't see it being a guilty pleasure. When I think about it, there's really nothing that I like that I would classify as a guilty pleasure. I've openly admitted in a group of lads that one of my favorite shows as a child, even till now, is the Powerpuff Girls. |
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Everyone feels a little guilty afterwards, surely?
No, I escaped from that after primary school; I just have low self-esteem. I'm sad now. I'm gonna go masturbate some more. |
I feel about as guilty masturbating as I do about masturbating to ten year old boys.
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... That could go either way, and I wish not to know which way it hath gone.
Now if you'll excuse me, my pornography is buffering. |
That tells us absolutely nothing and makes me decide against my retort to Meechmunchie.
EDIT: Speedy shit etc |
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It's the flowery prose, I think.
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IDK I guess anthros but mostly just Carmelita Fox
And MAYBE inflation but that's because willy wonka and the chocolate factory fucked me up as a kid |
fuck yeah, inflation. the price on beer and fags gives me such a fucking boner.
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Shit, I know. My wallet has never been so clean. The anally retentives must love it.
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that's why i'm voting for obama
increased the national debt more than every previous president combined...oh baby |