I think I may want you to die.

You should find another thread to entertain you.

I'm probably the only one who has never played Portal and has no idea what's going on in this thread.


Welcome new person!

Maybe in Fan Corner. That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

OANST is PMSing all over this thread.

Anyway, I hate your face.

It's okay.

So do I.

It's so disgusting, and moist.

Like your filthy vagina.

Look at me, still browsing when there's trolling to do.

When I look at this thread I feel sorry for you.

I'm tired of this scum. There are women to be done.

Better do it while they're still alive!

They put up too much of a fight when they're alive. I prefer them stiff and cold.

Oh, believe me, they're still alive.

You're making sex to them, they're still alive.

Marcus in a speedo... hmmm...

Now that that's out of my system, WELCOME, GLADOS!

Where'd he go?



I'd like to thank MeechMunchie who was either the only one to get what was happening, or the only one to participate.

We missed 4 lines. Or 2 and 2 echoes.

Yes, welcome. Now that we've trashed your thread, we'll leave you alone for a while. Maybe.

Brine... Mmm.

I think I have a notion of what was going on... it clicked all too late though.

Im looking forward to this guy's birthday. Then someone will surely post a pic of an eaten cake, and type "The cake was a lie"... or something like that.

I didn't feel like doing the entire ending. We probably should have, though. I fucked everything up.

You're fucking up and yet I'm still alive.

When I've fucked up you will be still alive.

This thread is dying, but we're still alive.

When it gets necrum'd, we'll still be alive.

Still alive?

Cue Nate: "No." *Closes*

Still alive.

THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS DRAWN-OUT PIECE OF POINTLESS SPAM

WELCOME GLaDOS!

Hello.

I kinda left after I realised I was being trolled. Haha. You guys seem nice so I'll hopefully be welcome :3

Any contact with nate's banhammer will result in an immediate black mark upon your record, followed by death.

Well here we are again.

Welcome!
At least you know we're just having fun. A lot of people get pissed off in the welcome threads and never come back.
You have passed the first test.

The next one is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it

Welcome to the Goddamn Forums!

Sorry, I mean welcome to the Oddworld Forums!

I'm still alive...oh fuck shit bollocks I'm too late.

fixed. and welcome. if you've got past the welcome thread your doing great already!

If you spelled "you're" correctly you're doing even better.