Havoc's not wrong though. We may be a bunch of xenophobic oldfags, but we take care of our own. Granted, if you're some nobody looking for attention, you're not going to be coddled. Hell, even if you're a veteran looking for attention *cough* You won't be coddled.

It's not because we're jerks. It's because we're smart enough to know that being a shoulder to cry on is not what genuinely depressed people need. And for those of you who aren't genuinely depressed and are just looking to be enabled; I think I can speak for everyone when I say to fuck right off.

I liked that Microwave....

The only problem there is the rather restrictive set of rules that we use to define 'our own'.

I think we all know who the forum accepts and who it doesn't.

Hell, STM counts in the former. We're not assholes.

We accept STM?

To the extent where we would be comforting if, you know, he had a death in the family. Or he tried to kill himself or something.

Didn't I pretend I died about a year ago now?

Yes. Yes I did.

That was so disappointing. I cried for a week.

Gee I feel so accepted...

I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or not. Are you really so petty as to wish death on me for calling you mean names on the internet? Also, why are you trying to pick fights when I've been ignoring you for a good chunk of the year?

He tries to pick fights with everyone.

EDIT: I can't wait till this thread gets a new page. I'm sick of that stupid video auto-starting.

He's a dick Mac, you should know better.

Clearly. I guess I should just pity him.

Exactly.

And you've been doing a good job of it until recently. And you keep taking the bait, that's what makes it even more fun.

But that's so sad. That's a depressing quality for a human being to have. Are you that unhappy? If you've noticed that I clearly don't want to argue, why not just try and be friendly?

Don't wish death on me, though. You need to calm down if you're thinking things like that.

It is partially my fault, by responding to you it's just exacerbating whatever motivates you to be so obtuse and provokes a deeper lack of empathy.

I accept you, STM.

I accept no-one!

STM's funderful. Great kid. Though I feel like if this were a public forum a la Roman times, many of his statements would be shouted. Shouted in ya face.

He's ok.

I dunno... I accept STM... specially after he's shown signs of being willing to listen to us :)

*pats STM and gives him a treat*

August is STM Condescension Month.

The best kind of month.

I like Movember.

^_^ Naww, this public display of affection....it makes me queasy. Seriously I love you guys. Even Wings.

Am I the only person who actually never minded him?

fuck that cunt.

in the most heart-warming way possible.

I'd rather you didn't MA.

Any way please let's not have a who likes Scrabtrapman thread because I doubt I'll like the outcome, can we get back on topic please?

i dont even know if there is a topic anymore x_x

I would say 'This should have been a blog', but that would be tasteless.

So yeah.

This should have been a blog.

That was my thought from the beginning. I was wondering why nobody said that on the first page.

whoa man, plenty of people enjoy your presence, you're a part of the forums. i just find it difficult to be nice. i either want to kill someone or have sex with them, there's no middle ground.

But I thought your downstairs secreted acidic enzymes? Or did you get that treated?

Also...thanks.

I may not like you very much, but you're definitely a part of this forum and that's more important.

We should change this to the group hug thread or something.

This still could be about suicide...mass suicide for when we all realise the futility of trying to convince ourselves that strangers on the internet value our opinions/actually care.

I vote all jumping off a cliff, thoughts?

You first.

I'll go with you, Laser. On the count of 3.

1

2

3!



...There he goes.

*Infracts*