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Jordan 07-18-2011 04:26 PM

The metaphor is that you're being a bit of a poop stain. I think the anger of the bees has rubbed off on you ;)

STM 07-18-2011 04:53 PM

It's actually the bees poop in my eyes. Sorry then CP.

Also, I am insane CP, I am insane, muahahaha.

Crashpunk 07-18-2011 04:58 PM

I think your the only person who calls me CP.

STM 07-18-2011 05:00 PM

WP.

Crashpunk 07-18-2011 05:03 PM

FU

JennyGenesis 07-18-2011 05:06 PM

BBQ

Strike Witch 07-18-2011 07:43 PM

Crashpunk, your friend is a cunt. Make a move on her. If she likes your friend over you, she's got shit taste and isn't worth chasing anyway.

CrissCross 07-18-2011 07:57 PM

Rape her. Girls dig it.

Nah you told me not to take the piss so just tell your mate that you really like her and ask him if he could just back off while you made your move.

Or just knock him out. Girls dig that to. :D

Nate 07-18-2011 10:20 PM

Ugh. Does anyone actually find all the "Rape her" jokes amusing or do people just assume that it's one of the Laws Of The Internet that such jokes must be made in this context?

Dynamithix 07-18-2011 10:23 PM

The "rape" jokes are some of the dumbest jokes in the world, along with "your mom" and "that's what she said" jokes.

Sekto Springs 07-18-2011 10:32 PM

I've actually never come across rape jokes of this nature outside of these forums. I love rape personally, but you know, it's not for everybody.

Dynamithix 07-18-2011 11:10 PM

You love rape? What.

moxco 07-18-2011 11:14 PM

I read that as You love rap? then much to my relief, I saw it said rape.

Jordan 07-18-2011 11:15 PM

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I read that as You love rap? then much to my relief, I saw it said rape.

It's good to know where your thoughts lie on this matter Moxco.

Ridg3 07-19-2011 01:06 AM

"Rape her" jokes are extremely in at the minute. The pinnacle of internet humor and general social etiquette is rape jokes.

Crashpunk 07-19-2011 01:31 AM

Rape jokes are not funny.

Oh and thanks Strike Witch, you've giving me a lot of confidence because you are right, He is a cunt.

CrissCross 07-19-2011 01:34 AM

read my my book "how to derail a thread with one post" by CrissCross :D

enchilado 07-19-2011 01:37 AM

My mum gets really angry if I make rape jokes.

STM 07-19-2011 04:38 AM

That's because it was how you were conceived.

Ok, Crash, if you know the kid is a cunt, this gives him even less of a reason to be with her if you could as well. I'm sure you know what to do so go ahead and do it then post here that you have a girl friend. We'll be so proud.

MA 07-19-2011 09:42 AM

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read my my book "how to derail a thread with one post" by CrissCross :D

read my my book "how to shut the fuck up and realize that you're currently the most unfunny fucker on these forums" by Just Shut The Fuck Up :D

Dixanadu 07-19-2011 10:44 AM

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My mum gets really angry if I make rape jokes.

I sense a disturbance in the fo- ...fuck it, was your mom raped?

Sekto Springs 07-19-2011 10:56 AM

Yes. By me.

Crashpunk 07-19-2011 12:15 PM

Ha...well..you see..

I found out today my friend actually asked her out before me and she said yes.

And you know what. I really couldn't care less anymore. She is obvious deluded. :D

(This kinda makes the thread now obsolete)

*wishes he was a mod and closes*

DarkHoodness 07-19-2011 12:49 PM

Eh, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Plenty more fish and that. You're still young, so ask yourself: Is it really that important?

If you get on with this person well enough, there's nothing to stop you from continuing your friendship with her regardless. Sometimes friends can be more important than lovers - And as friends, you two won't have the emotional baggage that comes with love to tie you down.

enchilado 07-19-2011 01:01 PM

Yep, and then when they have an emotional breakup and she is left alone and distraught, you can be there for her.

Also when I said mum gets angry if I make rape jokes: I've no idea why, but I was just setting it up for someone to make a rape joke. I've never made a rape joke in front of her so I don't know how she would react. And no, she's never been raped.

Crashpunk 07-19-2011 01:03 PM

Oh we are still friends and I guess I haven't really lost anything.

EDIT: I suppose I could Ench, suppose I could..:crafty:

Dixanadu 07-19-2011 02:04 PM

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Eh, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Plenty more fish and that. You're still young, so ask yourself: Is it really that important?

This is the single best piece of advice you'll get.

Anyone else thinking of starting up one of these threads/blogs, read up.

CrissCross 07-19-2011 03:38 PM

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read my my book "how to shut the fuck up and realize that you're currently the most unfunny fucker on these forums" by Just Shut The Fuck Up :D

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

STM 07-19-2011 03:52 PM

Wait whut? Shush you, MA be educating yah.

mr.odd 07-19-2011 09:02 PM

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read my my book "how to shut the fuck up and realize that you're currently the most unfunny fucker on these forums" by Just Shut The Fuck Up :D

I smell a best seller...

Havoc 07-21-2011 02:41 AM

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I smell a best seller...

Gross...

MA 07-21-2011 11:05 AM

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

you don't need my permission to ignore me, sweetie. you just go right ahead. i'll wait up.

Dixanadu 07-22-2011 02:33 AM

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

getting hang'a them apostrephees I sees hee hee hee

enchilado 07-22-2011 02:48 AM

There's a girl's butt I like.

Dixanadu 07-22-2011 03:19 AM

I like Ridg3's butt. It has my name on the left cheek <3

MA 07-22-2011 04:59 AM

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There's a girl's butt I like.

i know i've said this before, but it makes so much sense. you're Ed Gein, man.

Sekto Springs 07-22-2011 08:18 AM

He didn't say he wanted to take her butt and make it into a desk lamp.

T-nex 07-22-2011 09:17 AM

But I thought that was implied.

Sekto Springs 07-22-2011 09:33 AM

So he was implying that he likes to flay and dismember women to make suits and furniture from?

Man, I need to learn to read people better.

T-nex 07-22-2011 09:47 AM

Of course ... what.. you didn't get it? o.o