The metaphor is that you're being a bit of a poop stain. I think the anger of the bees has rubbed off on you ;)
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It's actually the bees poop in my eyes. Sorry then CP.
Also, I am insane CP, I am insane, muahahaha. |
I think your the only person who calls me CP.
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WP.
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Crashpunk, your friend is a cunt. Make a move on her. If she likes your friend over you, she's got shit taste and isn't worth chasing anyway.
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Rape her. Girls dig it.
Nah you told me not to take the piss so just tell your mate that you really like her and ask him if he could just back off while you made your move. Or just knock him out. Girls dig that to. :D |
Ugh. Does anyone actually find all the "Rape her" jokes amusing or do people just assume that it's one of the Laws Of The Internet that such jokes must be made in this context?
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The "rape" jokes are some of the dumbest jokes in the world, along with "your mom" and "that's what she said" jokes.
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I've actually never come across rape jokes of this nature outside of these forums. I love rape personally, but you know, it's not for everybody.
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You love rape? What.
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I read that as You love rap? then much to my relief, I saw it said rape.
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"Rape her" jokes are extremely in at the minute. The pinnacle of internet humor and general social etiquette is rape jokes.
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Rape jokes are not funny.
Oh and thanks Strike Witch, you've giving me a lot of confidence because you are right, He is a cunt. |
read my my book "how to derail a thread with one post" by CrissCross :D
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My mum gets really angry if I make rape jokes.
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That's because it was how you were conceived.
Ok, Crash, if you know the kid is a cunt, this gives him even less of a reason to be with her if you could as well. I'm sure you know what to do so go ahead and do it then post here that you have a girl friend. We'll be so proud. |
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Yes. By me.
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Ha...well..you see..
I found out today my friend actually asked her out before me and she said yes. And you know what. I really couldn't care less anymore. She is obvious deluded. :D (This kinda makes the thread now obsolete) *wishes he was a mod and closes* |
Eh, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Plenty more fish and that. You're still young, so ask yourself: Is it really that important?
If you get on with this person well enough, there's nothing to stop you from continuing your friendship with her regardless. Sometimes friends can be more important than lovers - And as friends, you two won't have the emotional baggage that comes with love to tie you down. |
Yep, and then when they have an emotional breakup and she is left alone and distraught, you can be there for her.
Also when I said mum gets angry if I make rape jokes: I've no idea why, but I was just setting it up for someone to make a rape joke. I've never made a rape joke in front of her so I don't know how she would react. And no, she's never been raped. |
Oh we are still friends and I guess I haven't really lost anything.
EDIT: I suppose I could Ench, suppose I could..:crafty: |
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Anyone else thinking of starting up one of these threads/blogs, read up. |
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Wait whut? Shush you, MA be educating yah.
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There's a girl's butt I like.
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I like Ridg3's butt. It has my name on the left cheek <3
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He didn't say he wanted to take her butt and make it into a desk lamp.
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But I thought that was implied.
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So he was implying that he likes to flay and dismember women to make suits and furniture from?
Man, I need to learn to read people better. |
Of course ... what.. you didn't get it? o.o
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