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Mr. Bungle 04-18-2011 11:10 AM

Not for me, it doesn't.

Havoc 04-18-2011 11:18 AM

Then my Google is bigger than your Google.

Dixanadu 04-18-2011 12:25 PM

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The fire or the fucking?

Both.

Yet both were good.

Emesdee 04-18-2011 12:26 PM

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Well said, chap.

Assless chaps work too.

Like I had said before, I was 12 or 13, lost it with my friend when she and I basically had the entire day alone together. We tried out everything we could think of until the following morning, though only a couple things were actually fun when you're learning everything as you go along. Was awkward between the first two times, and the second and third, but wasn't so bad after that.

Kinda sucks that I had a better sex life all the way through high school than I did during my 20's.

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 12:36 PM

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Were you around when this happened?

And for the record, that thread ranks #1 on Google with just two basic terms.

I have a friend who is into "this". Doesen't bother me at all, if that's what he likes I don't care it's none of my buisness but it isn't something I would personally do myself.

Havoc 04-18-2011 12:57 PM

My interest in 'this' has been steadily declining for the past few years. As sexy as 'they' are, I'm becoming more and more distracted by the sexy shapes of a human female.

scrabface 04-18-2011 01:35 PM

@Havoc

Do you like David Brin?

T-nex 04-18-2011 01:37 PM

Havoc, you aren't fooling anyone :p You'd readily give up your soul for 'this'.

STM 04-18-2011 01:39 PM

This thread is becoming to scary to post in...mostly because I have nothing scary to add myself. Nope, nothing. Thankfully.

Havoc 04-18-2011 01:47 PM

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@Havoc

Do you like David Brin?

I do not know who that is or what he has to do with the subject.

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Havoc, you aren't fooling anyone :p You'd readily give up your soul for 'this'.

My soul is a bit much for 'this' but you are right. Would still jump on 'this' if I could. Sadly 'this' is never going to happen. What about you, T-nex, how are your views on 'this' these days?

Is everyone still following 'this'? I mean... this. As in, here, what we're talking about. This thread... here... about... you know... 'this'?

scrabface 04-18-2011 02:00 PM

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I do not know who that is or what he has to do with the subject.

http://science-fiction-books.com.au/...rbac20-med.jpg

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:03 PM

Ok we're slowly getting somewhere. So he's a writer. That's one of his books... wikipedia says it's about dolphins, humans and chimps on a spaceship... how the hell does that tie in with the topic?

Manco 04-18-2011 02:06 PM

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it's about dolphins, humans and chimps on a spaceship... how the hell does that tie in with the topic?

Gets pretty lonely in space.

scrabface 04-18-2011 02:06 PM

I remember you were once talking about hot dolphins ladies, so I thought you might know and adore his books, that's all

Connell 04-18-2011 02:07 PM

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Who wants to hear about my 16 year old sex addicted GF?

Yes please, and possibly a number.

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:11 PM

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I remember you were once talking about hot dolphins ladies, so I thought you might know and adore his books, that's all

Nope, plots seem a bit cheesy from what I read on Wikipedia, too. Not my cup of tea, unless there's... 'this' in the story?

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Yes please, and possibly a number.

A number? What number?

Ridg3 04-18-2011 02:14 PM

PHONE NUMBER............... I think.

It'll be a fucking expensive phone call if yo looking for phone sex, Connell.

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:16 PM

Even more so because we charge for that sort of stuff.

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 02:28 PM

Anybody else ever had the misfourtune of using ribbed and dotted condoms?

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:30 PM

Had some laying around last time, didn't really feel a difference myself. Don't know about her.

scrabface 04-18-2011 02:42 PM

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Nope, plots seem a bit cheesy from what I read on Wikipedia, too. Not my cup of tea, unless there's... 'this' in the story?

well I don't spoil never, but you should give it a try ;)

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:46 PM

Just tell me...

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 02:49 PM

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Had some laying around last time, didn't really feel a difference myself. Don't know about her.

Used them once. Fucked my boyfriend. It was horrible. He said he felt no difference but it made my cock extremly sore. Never using them when being top again. A few days ago when being bottom my boyfriend didn't want to use them because of my bad experience. I spoke to a friend who said he had the same bad experience as me when wearing one. Anybody else had this problem?

Ridg3 04-18-2011 02:53 PM

Yes, although it's never caused me pain in the past. I gave up on them, I just use the numbing ones instead. Inside out. So she doesn't wake up.

I want to try a Viagra fueled sex rampage sometime, it might be fun.

Havoc 04-18-2011 03:09 PM

Is there anyone on this forum not turned by the forum staff? I can't have a decent conversation about boobs and pussy around here.

Dipstikk 04-18-2011 04:00 PM

I don't really ever have a strong desire to have sex, personally. Seems messy. Sure, I've been attracted to people and I think about it sometimes, but I've never really pursued it with anyone, and no one's ever offered.

Besides, sex leads to relationships, and let's be honest: no one wants to put up with me.



but no I am a sexual superstar online and people cannot keep their hands off of me

DarkHoodness 04-18-2011 04:06 PM

You guys are so odd that you make me look normal in comparison, and that's saying something. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though...

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Anybody else ever had the misfortune of using ribbed and dotted condoms?

Yeah - But they actually did for my first ex what they were supposed to do, although it apparently didn't feel that much more exciting than it normally did. Condoms suck at the best of times anyway - Lubricant exists for a reason.

Emesdee 04-18-2011 04:11 PM

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Besides, sex leads to relationships, and let's be honest: no one wants to put up with me.

Not if things work out right. I've only ever had a couple relationships, and both started before the sex.

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 04:13 PM

I've managed to end up in a relationship during sex :D

Havoc 04-18-2011 04:26 PM

I got into this relationship right after sex. Can't say I regret it either.

enchilado 04-18-2011 04:44 PM

AH EM TODALLY STRAIGHT

But I'm also a virgin, so it's not doing me any good.

MA 04-18-2011 05:04 PM

this one time i totally had my arm elbow-deep in vagina. there was lube and ropes involved and she was on drugs.

Sekto Springs 04-18-2011 07:34 PM

I love sex.
The freakier the better.

Thats all I'm willing to say right now until the conversation takes a more interesting turn.

Nate 04-18-2011 10:16 PM

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Is there anyone on this forum not turned by the forum staff? I can't have a decent conversation about boobs and pussy around here.

Talk to Strike Witch.

This thread's scope is far too wide. I think that a more specific topic would have resulted in more interesting discussion.

Sekto Springs 04-18-2011 10:23 PM

Nate's right, we need to take this in one direction. I'll start...


Anal sex.


Discuss!

Nate 04-18-2011 10:31 PM

I've never been comfortable with the terms 'giver' and 'reciver'. I mean, on the one hand you could say that one guy is the giver of wang and the other is the receiver of wang. But on the other hand, you could say that one guy is the giver of anal-based pleasure and the other guy is the receiver thereof. Both of those definitions conflict with each other.

I've done one but not the other.

Dipstikk 04-19-2011 12:08 AM

I grope myself all over when I feel horny.

http://i56.tinypic.com/6htda8.png

I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH MYSELF. EVERY BLESSED INCH AND POUND.

Sekto Springs 04-19-2011 12:21 AM

THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF LOVE.

Dipstikk 04-19-2011 12:35 AM

http://i53.tinypic.com/rmicmd.png
VISUAL DEPICTION OF ME HAVING SEX.

Sekto Springs 04-19-2011 12:37 AM

DAMMIT THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE M-- okay you win.