Thank's.

Im sure ever'yone wi'll appreci'tte i't.

And now we return to "That's enough spam, thanks." status. Thanks.

sorry nate. sorry.

And again, Molluck's Assistant came here with his knowledge of the human nature and cull this young boy struggling hard with the society.

the fuck else am i supposed to do? it makes me feel better about myself.

Or does it make you feel bitter? Deep down, gnawing at your soul.

Pffft, as if. You souless man!

Am I the only one who genuinely likes this guy?

He's friggin' hilarious.

Who are you talking about?

I know this would almost be considered off topic at this point, but instead of crying about not being able to have a wank, why not just get a girlfriend and have a..sex? I mean if you're old enough to move in with a girl, surely you're old enough to put your penis inside one or two of them as well.

Wank all over her pillow. Then find a new place.

I've heard of double penetration, but this just sounds impossible.

You'll understand when you're older.

CrissCross.

He's ok.

He's bloody awesome. I want to sniff his hair and share a cookie with him. And on the topic of your problem Scrabface, I agree with Bungle, jizz on her pillow but while she's asleep, she'll wake up with her hair stuck to the pillow. Ehem.

Fuck that, put your dick in her mouth and take a picture.

Fuck that, blow her brains out, stick your cock in her ass, and post that shit on facebook.

What OANST said. Then wait 4 months for the body to decompose and try to do it again. Then post it on facebook as well.

And that's how to make friends. Gu'night, kids!

Find a bike.

Take your pants and underwear off.

Take the bike out, without pants or underwear on.

Masturbate while riding the bike. Problem solved,

Go to an abortion clinic. Wait for the post-ops to come out, and then chase after them while masturbating.

You guys don't even make sense anymore.

Did they ever?

I sometimes convince myself they do, just so I can sleep at night.

my mama always said, I bring out the best in people!

I bet she's a nice lady.

Bungle fancies his mother.

Who don't?

i'd tap that.

I'd play G&B Showers for her.

i'd jiggle around in front of her.

My mama said to get back on topic or else :D ... but then I spammed :(


But seriously, I think this topic should either become something or it gets closed. I'm sure it'll end up closed anyway. *sad*

The best ones always do.

This thread is not a dance game.
This thread is a unique conversation.

I beat you by 72 posts.

What up, OANSTMan.

If by on-topic you mean 'sexually aggressive things to do to scrabface's room-mate', then yes. My boner dissolved once everyone started talking about mothers.

oh, fuck off. you'd do that shit, too.