Alf should be spending twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, every week, sitting at his computer with a mug of extra-caffeinated tea, refreshing his e-mail twice every minute on the off-chance that one of us asks him a question. Then he can answer it, immediately, clearly, and compose a celebratory song (complete with dance routine) based on the question in our honour. Uploaded to YouTube, for our enjoyment. Get a team of animators on it if he has to. He's supposed to be PR, god dammit!

Only that could satisfy the fans. It won't of course. But damn, at least it's something.

What about wallpapers and music! We need more stuff dammit!

And the universe section...

^^ This!

But that's it, unless you wanted to make the website look more natural like it did pre 2k5 but that's not your goal which I get.

I just really hope that if they do make the universe section that they don't put the IE only stuff in there because I really don't want to use Internet Explorer just to see that one part.

The old universe section was originally launched in 2000. The web browser landscape is very different now, with Firefox and Chrome comprising a very significant proportion of surfers. I wouldn't worry about IE-exclusive compatibility.

The universe section is probably going to be very much like the previous one... I'm not sure I want them to spend their time to cut and paste everything.

Like what they did when the new site started.
e.g. Abe's Oddysee page.

Also, someone should ask Alf a semi silly/serious question to see what his response is. I mean, it makes it seem more like Alf if the respone is quite sarcastic/funny because atm people ask him stuff like Abe HD and it's kinda boring (like is munch going to be remade or stranger on xbox 360).

All the questions I though of have probably been asked:

Alf, where do the Mudokon Drones live?

Alf, are they all gay because Sam is so gross?

Alf, are there Slig supervisors when Sam gets screwed?

Alf, who gets to screw Queen Margaret?

Alf, do Glukkons masturbate?

I doubt Alf would answer that...

But the others are completely understandable.

If you did ask those questions, he'd probably say 'Ask your parents'.

Also Ench, there are rational answers, for example, Queen Sam would only have been fucked once, maybe from multiple drones though, her spermatheca would fill up and last her for life.

This is kind of cool, but I realized that I don't really have any further questions on Oddworld and I don't care about anything I don't know about anymore about a video game universe.

Is Alf Abe's relative?

They are brothers, as are all Mudokons we've seen. Literally, they share a mother.

Since all Gluckons are either her son or a son of one of her competitors then only odd knows who is fertilising those eggs.

Maybe there is a Gluckon king who's job it is to fertilise all the eggs of the different queens and maybe he gets paid a percentage of all his offsprings income.

Nice job. Also, I think you mean "Glukkon", "whose" and "offspring's".



Actually, I asked him a while back and forgot to mention it here. He replied to my email with: