Going by the pet-street method, I'd be something like: Pumpkin Palm Skerman McLain Broken Bridge Coral South Arm.


I've moved around a bit.

You take the first one obviously, I don't want to be Patch Exeter Corporation Doxey Sutton Baswich Friar.

James Keystone Electra Main Lozier Vanker.

A cool username is this: Your name + the + random occupation + of + random place.

John the pilot of the highlands. Jeff the firefighter of hell. Duggery the detective of Glasgow.

Ziggy Elsey.
Ricky Tillet.
Ricky Naunton.
James Tillet.
James Naunton.

Remind me to never move into pornography.

I dispute the usage of the word cool in this context.

That's right. It needs to be hot.

I only lived there until I was eight months old, though. You can't really say it was where I grew up.

Doesn't "Charlie Tonbridge" just make you moist in your special places?

Goldie Grey.

You just want us to tell you our mothers' maiden names so that you can answer Lost Password safety questions and steal our identities.

Also, it doesn't help that my mother's maiden name actually means 'Small' in a certain European language.

I don't have any recovery questions set.

A Flock Of Seagulls

Director Phleg's Sexy Mom

So that is you!

I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

Do you have nick names? Aziz Abdul and unfortunately AIDS are mine.

Just make your gamertag ChadWarden.

Truly the best person to ever have access to the internet.

As I have a uniquish surname I was unfortunately always known as 'Doubtfire'

Also any manner of unsavoury names relating to my multiple disablities.

"Chad Warden ain't no faaaanboyeeee, Chaaaad Warden just playes the best systaem out ther, AIGHT."

@WoF, well, it's easier not to judge you now ;)

Hey there, Blindey McStagger.

Wonkey McPeeshispants.

Rolleyes McNo-Balance.

What a coincidence, I stagger when I walk and I was born blind.

Looks to me like you just posted without seeing the third page.


probably because you're blind dohohohoho

*cries*

Stumbles McLearningdifficulties

Trips McSlow

Deadsy McFataldamage

Dynamithix McDoesn'tknowwhat'shappening

Oanst McDynamithixdoesn'tcare

Hey been liking some of these username's (some) its going great

Pointblanc-slig McComboBreaker

Pointblanc-slig McDoesn'thaveafuckingcluewhat'sgoingonanymorethandynamithixmcdoesn'tknowwhat'shappeningdoes

Enchiliando McThatwastoofuckinglong

Thread McGay

Mod McWillCloseIt.

Back to pornstars, Goldie Sutton (it was a fish).

But the guy who told me this was Pipsie Spitfire. That must have been an awesome street to grow up on.

Nate McHandoutinfractiontoallthenclosethread

That's not funny anymore. I don't think it was funny even at the first time. I just wrote some shit to annoy you guys.

It was funny because we were cruelly mocking WoF's disabilities, but others didn't catch on and it stopped being funny.