No one in America would pay to have sex with a British woman, if that is what you are implying.

No one.

No the government could tax prostitution

From the country that brought you Rosie O'Donnell, everyone.

nobody understands me

Yeah, well... a simple rephrase will amend his statement to "No man in America..."

Jesus. How extreme are we talking here that they need to be explicitly excluded?

Wait... how does that work for lesbians?

Like many kids, I thought "sex" was just being naked and rubbing against each other. By the time I was eleven, I knew better, so I don't count those earlier times.

Just what sort of Doctors and Nurses were you trying to emulate? The special DVD kind?

It was always just an excuse to see each other naked in the first place. After a while, that loses it's novelty, and you want to do new things.

Righto, at 10 i was still watching fucking cbbc for goodness sake, not thinking about getting down on a girl =o

I still have my virginity, and I don't plan on losing it yet.

I keep my virginity in a jar beside my bed.

Next to your teeth?



I'm sorry, I deserve everything I'll get.

I can't think of a witty response to that so I'll bow out with a touche and a posrep.

Last time I played doctors and nurses, I went to the hospital. She wasn't supposed to hit me in the knee with the hammer that hard.

You know what they say about girls and tools.

Don't let them hit you with one.

They shouldn't have one in the first place.

What about kitchen untensils? Oh lawdy.

Those are acceptable.

I'm also a Virgin still but i'm 16 so its way to early.

From where I live, you'd be considered un-cool.

It's not cool to be catholic there either but that doesn't stop people! I don't think CP is not cool because he hasn't yet fucked. It barely makes a difference. (Does it sound like I'm ranting at you? I'm not.)

I don't think it was meant as an accusation.

What I saw.

CP as in Crashpunk or something which I don't want to say?

Shit, CP meaning Crashpunk didn't even occur to me.

Dirtee bois

Both me and Ridg3 are Catholic, and things have improved over the years though there is still sectarian tension here and there. People here use Catholic or Protestant as identity, religious or not.

We're only united in our hatred of job-stealing Poles and Chinese.

What about fake Jews? How do you feel about them?

I think they should be let out of their cages for at least an hour.

Too generous.

Well, we kind of need them so our economy doesn't fall to shit since we can't do anything but start bar fights and rape women in dark alleys.

Both of those being admirable qualities, though.

Unfortunately, they don't line my pockets with coin. Such things are encouraged on weekends to blow off steam, though.

Do you not remove the wallets from those you beat and rape?

Who trained you?

My father trained me, then I came of age and challenged him to a duel to take leadership of the pack. I defeated him, and am now permitted to fuck my mother. Such practices are common in these lands.

When touched by someone who isn't the owner, the wallet self-destructs causing a dust-cloud, which when the contents are inhaled, causes the victim to have an unchallenged appreciation for human rights. Since in Northern Ireland no one is equal, wallets are no longer made. Why our wallets are like this is one of our country's biggest mysteries.

I'm still waiting for the right OANST to come along and sweep me off of my cankles.

Or break his back trying.

AND THEN HE'LL BE HELPLESS.

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I'M... ENGULFED IN A... DUST CLOUD

Dix, where I come from being Irish is cool, and so is being a good pikey! Thankfully I'm half the first and am the second!!!

I'm not Irish. I just live here.

I gave mine to a friend for Christmas a couple years back. Not sure what he did with it, he said he'd give it back, too.