I'd name my kid Chair, so that if someone comes over I hide all the chairs and then he asks "Can I sit on a chair?" and I go "NO YOU CAN NOT SIT ON MY SON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Genius...

On the contrary, quite the opposite.

It is, but it's only my interest in English history that makes the idea appeal to me. It's less my name and more the Roman numeral that does it for me.

EDIT: I apologies for posting twice. I forgot that I had done already.

Sol and Luna are just named after the sun and the moon. What's wrong with those names? They're pretty damn ordinary as far as I'm concerned. I see the sun AND the moon everyday. How everyday and normal.

Also, I'm finding some sort of hatred you harbour for Tyrone. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?

TYROOOONNNNE!!

You're so not a hippy it's funny. It's really funny.

I was named after my dad, cos my parents never managed to make a boy.

Here comes your hippy accusations again. :)

Well, there is 'Junior' and 'Senior'. I'm named after my dad, as much as I'd love to put Anthony II on a document, I have to stick with Jnr.

I'd name MAHBOI after me, continuing the line of Anthonys. If it's a girl, possibly name it after someone.

Cleopatra?

Chad Warden or Big Poppy

well if there twin i would name them Solid Snake and the other one liquid Ocelot.

If theres a girl i would name her Valkyrie <3

And if you have a retarded kid you could name it Lair

You're all sick bastards, as bad at naming children as Jamie Oliver.

Okay, maybe not quite.

Oh God, you're Connie. No wonder Chris fell in love with you.

Preferably of the Gorgonite variety.

What the hell does that have to do with Chris?

Also, what do you mean I'm Connie?

Maybe, that you're a connie instead of a commie... Eh? Eh?

I'm so lame, I know.

For reals.

Name your child Jesus. What an ego he'll have.

That's quite common in countries where English is not the first language.

Connie from King of the Hill.

Yuss, in Brazil and the like. I mean in an English speaking country, it's bound to raise some eyebrows. Not to mention when the child becomes aware of the Bible, he'll praise himself on being named after a deity.

For a girl: Alexandra or Diana
For a boy: Alexandra or Diana

Telemetry for artillery batteries recieved

You can tell when a girl secretly likes you if they're sharp with you for liking their name.

You can tell if a girl likes you if she stares at you with her mouth open.

Then you whip it out and stick it in.

Well, I was going to say that's when you talk to her. But your idea is better.

No that's when you get saliva samples and threaten with cloning if she doesn't sex you up.

You threaten her with cloning in which she is the surrogate to bring the clone to term.

And this begins my sex slave lineage.

That's like sleeping with your adopted children once they grow up.

I know right? Hot.

I could think of several other uses besides sex slavery. It would be nice for my clones to view me as some kind of living deity incarnated into human form.

Sicko!

Aye.

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If you look closer, that's not a stamp in his hand...

I hope it's a penis.