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hoh kay
THE CONTEST IS ON! |
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Oi, little children,
1.) Blast you with it's blitzpacker 2.) Use it's size and lack of brain power register to stop chanting 3.) Squeeze you with it's hands till you bleed! |
hey, guys. One week to go. I'm loving your submissions. Try coming up with original ideas, remember how many bombs, machines and doo-higgies are in oddworld and how they could be used.
trust me when I say "they're WILL be better questions" |
Blitzpacker,order sligs to fire and shooting a bomb beside an enemy
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Plz check out my fun competition Oddzone
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Ive stopped the making of oddzone and soz for kinda tryin to copy :fuzblink: oh and by the way if you want to check out my new fanfiction oddworld resistance :p
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Darkslog, it is considered very, very bad netiquette to post in someone else's thread just to say 'come and look at my thread'. It is also very much against forum rules and doing it a lot could get you banned. It's ok to advertise your thread in your signature, but don't post just to say 'look at my thread'.
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Am I allowed to answer questions, even though I wasn't around for the first round?
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this IS the first round, but sure, any time!!
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BTW I take no offence to Darkslog seeing as he is my little bro
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look splat and all the other moderators and stuff im really sorry but im kinda new at this and i dont know all the rules and stuff so can i just start a new page and can u guyz plz stop criticizing me. than you
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Bro, I don't think anyone is criticizing you /:| o_O
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AHA! So, Darkslog33, I do know you.
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yes, and I know the PAIR of you (unfortunately)
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No one was criticising you (except possibly Carnix, and he's not a mod); that was me being nice.
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Blitzpacker, giant baton, ordering sligs to shoot
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1) Ordering the Sligs to shoot their MAN CANNONS!
2) The Gigantic Baton (Mushy MUSHY!) & last but not least 3) The Blitzpacker. |
Okay, so I'm giving today and tomorrow and then we'll wrap this up. Sorry if it were too basic, but seriously, I'm hoping for more imaginative answers. Here are a few ideas I will show you to give you an idea of what I meant. You won't be able to answer with any of them, though
- Throw himself at a mine field (hey, it does the most damage to HIMSELF)(Credit to kilpocalypse) - order sligs to jump of a cliff (massacre) - twist the boiler valve (heheh, factory go boom!) - Stand on a fuzzle (lol :3, not the poor fuzzle) Remember, if you wan't to change your answer just rply again. Do NOT try and edit Your post, or your answer may get ignored |
1. What are three ways a big bro slig could attack and do the most damage?
1. Throw a fridge with you inside through a window. 2. Having sex with Sergent Johnson then being kicked out of Oddworld for committing the horrible act of inter-racial sex. 3. This was a stupid ass idea, idiot. How did I do? |
1. Unleash a horde of rabid Slogs into a random factory's slave quarters
2. Forgets his orders multiple times and wins a work review with Skillya 3. Takes to many steriods and explodes! |
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Sweet ideas (except for Ridg3. c'mon, was that REALLY necessary?). First thing I have to admit, carnix was on the dot about what type of questions I was gonna ask, but that doesn't mean there won't be any surprises.
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On the dot and criticising, but definitely not a mod. It is important you bare this in mind, it may just save your life from the following things a big-bro could do to ruin everything:
1. Throw a window through you with a fridge inside. 2. Wear his pants on his head. 3. Fuck with the machine code in the AbeWin executable file. How'd I do? ~Blessed be |
Hmmm... Lets re-think this.
1. Jump off a cliff onto a mine. 2. Eat a mine and run into slaves quarters. 3. Throw you into a hoard of fuzzles which then devour your flesh and throw you off a cliff onto a mine where you are sent careening into another big bro slig which curls you into a ball and does a perfect three point backflip slam dunk and you hit the ground and splatter into a million peices which is eaten by a Slog, then the Slog is hit by a bone saw. Ow. How's that? |
1. Fapped
2. Fapped some more... 3. Cleaned up Better? |
Serioiusly? What the hell dude.
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yeah ridg3 is there a point in writing that
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Hoh kay, I liked all your answers, but in the end, all three answers needed to count, and I think I know who had three great answers. The winner of the first question is.....
MR. SPANDEXPANTS!!!! All three of his answers were applicable as really strong moves, and he had one of the BEST answers. He recieves the SHY FUZZLE :fuzemb: The next question has a wider range of answers, so try and aim for the best answers. This one is a Scenario question... 2."There is a stampede of paramites heading towards a cliff. If you were Abe in a situation like this, how would you divert the paramites without making a scene to any nearby slig patrol?" |
I'd hire a hooker to go to the Slig patrol... being soldiers and whatnot they would be extremely wanting for female companionship. Whilst the hooker is wooing the soldiers with her charms, I would go and hold up a sign that read, 'Ball pool this direction.'
Now everyone is happy... How'd I do |
Congrats, Spandexpants.
Well, on first thought I'd like to sneak up to any nearby slig patrol, stand on a ledge, and chant. The thought behind this is that my chanting would cause all the sligs to panic and make a lot of noise shouting "Help!" over and over again. As there is a stampede of paramites and not just one, upon noticing the sligs, the paramites would change their direction and maul the sligs. So long as I keep chanting and on that ledge (sligs can't jump lolz) the sligs will remain in panic, therefore not firing upon the paramites. Chanting has a different effect on paramites. It makes them nasty. I assume that this is a spiritual tie to the magic of a mudoken chant and hope this would aid attaining the paramites' attention before it is too late, though this is not vital. Also, as sligs notice a friend begin to fall under my possession they may open fire on each other in that brief moment that I cant chant because I'm controlling a slig. That slig's fate becomes sealed and, once he had been brutally murdered by his female-company-depressed friends I will be free to continue chanting to the same ends. Unfortunately this greatly involves making a scene to any nearby slig patrol.. How'd I do? :
~Blessed be |
The flaw there is paramites are known for attacking people in their line of 'sight' who start chanting.
Also, that fuzzle is embarrassed, not shy. In other news, I would calmly and quietly hoist down the edge of the cliff and dangle there. Abe's dangling abilities are pretty epic (as proved by the games) and the paramites, who are not stupid enough to charge off of a cliff, would probably stop at the top, the get bored and wander off, especially when there's a large alternative food source nearby, in the way of a large bunch of sligs. Once the paramites had gone to join the epic Paramite V Slig Battle of '89, I would quietly sneak away. How'd I do? |
Was the idea not to save the paramites?..
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The brief does not specify that necessity.
How'd I do? |
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~Blessed be |
Sorry, that was an error of translation caused by my appalling use (or non-use) of punctuation. It should say 'The paramites, who are not stupid enough to run off a cliff, will do whatever I said next.' I mean all the paramites are not stupid, not that there are stupid ones who would die.
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Ah but paramites are stupid enough to follow a piece of meat off a cliff. With intelligence this lacking surely a stampede of paramites would have difficulty coming to a halt before too late.
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The only time I recall paramites doing anything so stupid was when food was immediately between them and the fatal obstacle. With the prey out of their immediate line of 'sight' I think they would turn their attention to other, and frankly more abundant, sources of meat.
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