That one has a guy shoving a dildo into his own penis, which eventually splits apart.

A man getting fucked in the urethra with a dildo...

EDIT: Damn you OANST you ninja queen.

Jar + Anus.

D:

Fucking idiot.

Your stealthy, ninja-like attempt at normalizing this behavior in order to infiltrate our group dynamic has failed.

What lol ?

Exactly.

Where lol ?

When did the Dutch invade England? Sea-battles, yes. Long-term naval and shipping feuds, yes. But invasion? Not so's I've heard about it.

Wrong:

"Invasion by air is an invention of the 20th century and modern warftare. The idea involves sending military units into a territory by aircraft. The aircraft either land, allowing the military units to debark and attempt their objective, or the troops exit the aircraft while still in the air, using parachutes or similar devices to land in the territory being invaded. "

Didn't happen.

Also; I normally laugh off shock sites, but i draw the line at snuff videos. Real or not.

Yeah Shock sites are pretty funny, but 3guys1hammer is too far, i belive a Snuff video is a death/murder video that is used for profit, personaly i think it was leaked.

I maybe wrong.

You have successfully made my penis become an internal organ.

1 guy 1 jar = Not a good idea for the guy lol

WTF was he thinking ?

"Hmm .. this jar maybe pleasurable if i stick it in my ass"
*Smash! Go's the Jar*
*Losts of blood and glass pouring out of ass hole*
"Meh, seemed like a good idea at the time"

Watch Pain Olyimpics. It should explain the sexual tastes of a certain part of the interwebs.

This reminds me of a story my mom told me once. She's a nurse, and she's got some serious horror stories.

I found out about the 3 guys 1 hammer video the other day.. Haven't watched it though.. People should respect that the man was murdered and the video footage that was recorded on the mobile phone by the two sick young individuals was unfortunately leaked onto the Internet. Don't watch it unless you have no morals. The guy died, and the video is apparently horrific. Don't watch it for the man's sake.

Because boy will he be grumpy if you watch it.

The video of the person cutting off their penis is fake as shit. There's hardly even any blood, so it's a graft or some crap.

http://www.toxicjunction.com

Right, have fun.

I saw a video of a group of guys clubbing seals at toxicjunction. It made me sad.

Though it's shock videos, some of them are quite funny. The guy getting burned alive was good because people started beating him with branches to quench the flames and ended up killing him.

It was a great 6 minutes.

When it comes to human death, the interbutts is a LOLapalooza. But like I said before, animal cruelty is one of the few things on the net I can't handle.

Then I hope you didn't watch that Alligator video Ridg3 posted.

I'd die if that was my little dog.

No I didn't.
Fuck you, Ruaidri.

Problem, Sekto?

Post MORE shock videos and websites XD !

http://imgur.com/jvbfx.png
Scariest fuckin' shit on there.

LOLL ??? !

Just to keep you in the loop, we frown upon posts that contain nothing but "lol". We also frown upon the use of "lol" at all, but as long as you have something more to say then we will fucking live with it.

Laugh out....long loud? Loud lisp? Lindsay Lohan?

Lorne Lanning, you goddamn tard.

I hope no one contextlessly signaturizes that.

Right .. yeah i also understand its an annoying word

It isn't a word.

Licking out Lindsay Lohan, at least make a decent sentence out of it.

Classy.

Thank you.

Thankyou for grossing me out even more than 3 Guys 1 Hammer could.


Normally at this point I'd tell everyone to get back on topic, but I'm not sure that would be an improvement.

I know I'd lick out Lindsay Lohan.



And then classify the video as a snuff film.
OH HO HO



I wasn't planning on actually posting that, but then I realized the double entendre and couldn't say no to it.

I don't get it.


EDIT: Unless you're making a reference to snuff as something you snort up your nose...

Her vagina eats people.

i hate bonsai kittens, its awful,totally agree with rather seeing humans in pain than animals.

I prefer to not see anyone in pain.