You were drunk at the time.

That sounds awfully gay...

I hate alcohol. Beer, wine; can't stand it.

And shut up Ridgie.

Exactly.


And, Mars, you went out with your friends one night who kept pressuring you to drink some.

O RLY!? AND JUST WHO WERE THESE FRIENDS!? HM!?

Imaginary.
There, i said it, happy?

Fine. So how were my balls lost?

Shotgun, you're lucky it was just your balls

Okay, fine, but here's a plot-hole for you! If I lost my balls how is 'ODDWORLDisTHEbest!' my son!

Adopted, duh

Crud, shouda seen that one coming...

Okay, so what happens after this ball-losing war, Mr.Hotshot!

You decide to go back in time, fuck up your own thread while screwing with your other self

Okay, i'm going to get to the point here...

Mars, can't you fuck off? Really, you are annoying. We berate you for a reason, you have been told to fuck off multiple time for a reason. You are not liked, you are just annoying.

What you fail to realize Josh is that I am fully aware of this. I have therefore decided to make periodic 1-thread visits now and then.

So me. Why did you call yourself/myself stupid-limey?

So no one would recognise me.. you.. whatever

Well future me, I hope to see you again soon.

Sayanara, as I shall now enjoy my 13th birthday!

But believe me, I'll be back someday, and sooner than you think...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Mars L. Morand






ALRIGHT NATE, CLOSE THE THREAD!!!

yes dad, i am your son.

You watch too many Saturday morning cartoons. You know,the ones with TERRIBLE jokes that brainless and impressionable kids mimic?

You're like some kind of obsessive fan who has modelled his life on MS1029's.

You forgot 'pathetic'.

Nate's not here yet. So, who's 'Ms1029' Meech?

And shut up WoF. That's old news.

How gay was that?

Who are you? I didn't see you back in the days.

I tend to avoid gay people...

God I never reslized how retarded I was back before my own son smothered me a pillow and threw me in a cryostasis chaber for 300 years. At 89 years plus the 300 in a tube has seriously wisened me up some.

Yeah, thats right, I'm you.


And I say:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_that_end_in_gry.png

Are you another future me or a future Ridgie?

BACK IN THE DAYS?

Please.

Your welcome. More stupidity coming soon.

So, you left as a child and are now returning as a teenager? Damn it's worse then I thought

It's as if the transformation happened overnight.

Welcome back. We changed the rules while you were gone, please direct your attention to this chart:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...sheader_wm.jpg

Nice to see you too Seckto. I'll keep the rules in mind.

The terrible thing is that my university has just put up signs which are not significantly different to this.

You scare me sometimes. You also annoy me. Heeey, it's 12:37! Not my birthday anymore. Phooey.

Well, I've announced my return. Unintentionally, this thread may last longer. I'll just stay here then...

Well I'm gonna say happy birthday and now I am gonna say, off you tot little one, time for you to leave.

Ah, thank you sekto. The old man will never forget that...especially the swastika.
And yes I'm you, MM. 386 years later.

Edit:
Was that guy sshooting a spiderman-style shit-ball out of his wrist

Hadouken.

Don't people normally get scragged for posting xkcd comics without Alt-text?

Quit trying to get me in trouble.

Happy birthday, you moronic queen.

Stop trying to think you're a memorable person on this site. You need to realise the fact you're making yourself look fucking stupid, which is why no one likes you at all.

And making your own birthday thread is also pitiful. You haven't even been here a year and you're already acting like you're top dog. Just get the fuck out.

And it's Dicks And A Doo. But then again, only OANST is permitted to call me that. You can just not talk to me at all.