A zoophile and a necrophile? You're just a class act.

Anyway, one of you should apologize. If not for our sakes, then for yours. This kinda shit can get you in big trouble.

Well, don't ask me to apologize. I didn't do anything to anyone, and neither did Simon. We're sorry if an over-active kid got on the computer and made some don't-post-it-post-it-notes, but the fact is that she got on my laptop, she got on Simon's dad-mom's laptop, and she also got on drugs, six guys in two weeks, and somebody's roof whom she doesn't even know. We have more important things to worry about than stirring about in this kind of garbage. Sail me away to ban land, but I'm not apologizing for what my kid sister did, and Simon didn't have any idea this was going on until... very, very recently, I'm assuming. Semi-Sis will never apologize because she honestly doesn't care what she does to who, and I won't apologize because I'm tired of taking the blame for what she does. I stepped in and cleaned up her mess, but you won't get a sorry out of me, I'm sorry to say.

Edit: And now I see Simon's apologizing, so either I don't know what's going on in full, or he's letting her control us again. Either way, nobody meant any harm, and he's just trying to pick up the pieces in order to clean up the mess.

I did actually make the blog. I'm guessing that's where she got the idea for this in the first place.

I like this jordan character.


Let's keep him.

You're supposed to be dead! GTFO!

How much does she charge?

Boy am I glad I waited this out.

I am eternal. I am meaternal, and the innocent will suffer. Big time. BARBEQUE Big time, kapeesh?

Let me take you all on a road trip and drive one point home: I only get worse from here. This is a rebirth with more mirth and myself covered in earth. My days were numbered, but now they've been plumbered...inside out. I'm reset and ready to make you fret (rhyme rhyme meat rhyme fucker rhyme etc, etc...)

Now I'm wondering though, would anyone here want their internet friends to be notified if you died? I mean, kinda of weird to put a list of websites and passwords in your will, but it would also be funny.

I'd have my death announced here, but I think that would just mean I'd miss a huge party so instead I'll leave you all wondering where I went and fearing me ever coming back.

Id hope for my internet friends to be in formed, I wouldn't make my parents do it though. As I doubt they would have the patience to figure all this newfangled stuff out.

No one would wonder where you went, havoc. No one would really care.

Also, kastere is jordan.

Yeah you would. It would take a couple of weeks but then you'd suddenly notice that I'm not there anymore. And for a split second you will think; 'What happened to Havoc'. And thus you will have cared.

And every night after that I'd haunt your fucking ass.

On the forum I come from, (an elective collective) we have the perk of routinely finding out from the work of smaller networks within our network that posters have died. The saddest part is knowing there are people who have passed on, and nobody's so much as noticed the cleft left by their death. No one was left bereft or captivated by the capitulating nature of humanity's humility next to the all-triumph of disease, murder, and depression. They weren't even forgotten--there was nothing to remember. They're a crack in a hole; something at the bottom in the dark that you just don't notice. It's apparent that their parents are in despair, but their affairs never cross over to us. I wonder how many graves of memory I've just walked over. I wonder if it makes sense to get sad over a face I've never seen that I'm not even sure was ever there.

Have you been smoking weed or something?

Fuck I hope you haven't written your novel like that.

Im going to agree with the hate centered towards Leslie's verbiage.

ugh
Yes, it's a novel-long rap about children's funerals. It's a fucking masterpiece of Machiavellian monologues pertaining to the ghetto nature of post-necrotic minors

@ DI: He isn't. I'm not as good at spouting meaningful nonsense as Jordan. He makes heinous poetic fuckery and artform.

Come again?

Oh God, no. I'm bored like crazy today. Words are a tool. They're multi-faceted sequences of life, be it stern fact or emotional fiction. If you can't find the word to meet your need, even if you choose a synonym, you may lose your reader altogether. Sometimes it's important to string together a weird little blurb or three just to take the edge off the boredom. The worst thing that can happen is to focus on finishing rather than finding a way to finalize your focus. With the right words, you can express meaningfully and forever. Spice things up, bro. Be all you can be.

You never answered my question, you bum.

I don't know why guy guys are bitching. I honestly think jordan's got a way with words. Seriously.

Havoc, I would never wonder. The day you stop posting is the day I make one of two assumptions:

1) you're finally in prison where you belong

OR

2) you've spouted your pedo nihilist bullshit to the wrong person and they've stabbed you in the fucking throat.

Either way, I will briefly smile, and go about my day. No haunting needed. Don't flatter yourself.

If you can't be creative without the help of drugs, you aren't creative. I don't screw around with drugs, especially not with a schizophrenia diagnosis under my belt. Drugs are a joke.

Not that question! The one before that!!

Don't worry about cost. Just, you know, ask. She's down with whatever.

In short: Shush Havoc.

Interesting. The forums haven't been so juicy since... wait too far back but yeah.

Also, Leslie or Jordan or whoever. There's only room for one Jordan in this hell hole.

Havoc is just her type.

She likes pedos with huge greasy foreheads, bad teeth and unibrows? Nice.

Hey hey, I don't have bad teeth or a greasy forehead. I'll give you the unibrow, but just this once.

I seem to remember your teeth looking rather horsey and yellow. I also remember a greasy forehead sprinkled with zits.

Things change, I guess.

Indeed they do.

I was geniunely startled.

'snot cool.

Seriously, you pack of cunts. I was upset.

You're always upset.

Shut up, Havoc.

fuck. Kastere and Jordan together. it'll be like the Shit-Blizzard Brothers.

I'm still dead.

Only song the is with 'Not Dead' in the title that I have the attention span to find.

One could say Kastere is still alive.

Are you saying this thread was a triumph?

Im saying its a huge success.