My friend told me PS3 is getting exclusive stuff in Portal 2. Fuckin Valve, I hate that shit. Dead Space 2 and Assassins Creed brotherhood also get exclusive things on PS3, I don't much care for either though.

That was the surprise, eh? Fucking balls.

No that was obviously not the surprise, as the surprise would be presented during valve's conference, this was sony conference.

On the other hand I hate to think my xbox versions of portal 2 and assassin's creed brotherhood will be lacking content.

Really sucks since all the titles that have exclusive stuff on PS3 will sell better on 360, if all of them don't, I will eat my hat. But they will, so no hat eating.

What kind of hat do you wear. I picture a fedora. Possibly newsboy.

The real difference is that the PS3 version will get Steam updates. If Microsoft will allow this then there will be no difference at all. But we all know that this isn't going to happen.

There's a new PSN coming out that you have to pay for, lol screw that...

They might, MMOs on 360 get their own little things, and EA is allowed their EA servers/service BS. MS might make an exception with Valve again, would be great, they could finally update TF2.

No new information about The Last Guardian. This is fucking stupid. Exactly how long do they plan on being in development for this game?

Rayman going back to 2D? Fuck yes. The original Rayman was my first favourite game. What platform is it?

Wait, so you would have to pay just to access the PS Store?

Isn't that like having to pay an entrance fee for a shop? Just without the 'like'?

No, no. The regular psn is free. The paid version gets you discounts and demos and shit. Ultimately not worth it.

I am almost interested.

Still dislike Cliff. The fat kid who interviewed him was horrible. The tickers are cute though.

Uguu~

sweet, even tough I saw that color running coming miles away.

Those graphics are just amazing.

Portal 2 looks amazing. The orange goop is pretty clever. I can't wait.

3DS3DS3DS

Moar P2 shizz.


I dislike Wheatleys voice. I imagined he would sound a bit like a male GLaDOS.


It burns!


WHEE.

Ohyeah, Valves E3 surprise was Portal 2...on the PS3.
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Bastards...

Well, i'm surprised.

Wheatley sounds like he needs to be a cheeky chimney sweep or a kids’ TV presenter.

Or Michael Cain.

I like Wheatley, I find him very emotive.

From what I've seen of Wheatly so far he's just as adorable as the curious orb in Portal 1. Just in a different way.

Rayman, Sonic, Kirby and Donkey Kong oh my! :D





Really makes me wish I had a Wii and Xbox still.

Alcar...

Wow, I never thought games of these type would ever be done for consoles ever again. Now I don't have to settle for cheap downloaded games like Megaman 9.

He's not dead.
http://i.imgur.com/YefAG.jpg

Companion Cube! He's alive!!!!!

Companion Cube! What else do you need, you greedy fucking bastard!

It's. A. Cube.

Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

Really tempted to get the new 360. I need a new one, my current is out of warranty, and Gamestop is having a sweet deal, I could get it for around 100 probably. But then I wouldn't be able to get Crackdown 2. Decisions, decisions.

We're waiting. Like you said, it's tempting, but I personally want to wait for the dust to settle and read some reviews before I run out and buy it. I predict problems with the WiFi.

They lack the gene that allows them to differentiate between using pop culture references to make yourself look cultured and using pop culture references to make yourself look a prat.

You've never been excited by the return of a much-loved character?

It's not a fucking character. It's a cube. A stupid little cube. It's dumb that you nerds got so worked up over it in the first place. It's like when babies start crying in a small public place. One starts, the rest follow suit. It's like a chain reaction of argh.

If you guys were excited about GLaDOS being alive [okay, so we knew she was, but still] I could get behind you. But a fucking CUBE. Gah. Every time I drive behind some asshole with the "I heart my companion cube" bumper sticker I want to fucking osmosis into their vehicle and end them. Seriously. It's such a stupid fad.

Hey guys, want some cake?

son of a bitch