Just saw Bizarre E.R.
A Russian guy had a tiny penis so they cut it off and grafted it to his arm and it grew up to 7 inches and then was put back on his groin. Fucked up. |
Shutup, Dix. Just shut up.
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Mat, you're such a pussy.
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Hey. I loved the original when I was a kid, and it's not like it was a camped out "Van Helsing" version.
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God, I am sick of hearing people go off on how Van Helsing is the best werewolf movie ever. Fucking roided-up puppies.
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I'm waving my shame finger all over a map of Michigan over here. |
It wasn't terrible. I expected it to be terrible, and was pleased when it wasn't.
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No, it was terrible. There is no debate about it; this is one stone-cold fact: Van Helsing was terrible.
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Not Van Helsing. I'm sure that was terrible. I'm talking about The Wolfman.
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Oh, fine then. Tell Mac Sirloin to be less ambiguous in the future when using a term like "The new one" in response to a post that explicitly refers to Van Helsing.
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Shutter Island.
Saw the twist coming a mile away. Edit: I forgot to mention that though the twist was predictable, the ending was delightfully ambiguous and it had a provocative musical score. |
Summer Wars.
Was fucking awesome, AWESOME I SAY |
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The A-Team.
It really was not good. |
Did you expect it to be?
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I saw Marmaduke. Twice. On the same day. In successive showings.
It was really, really, really fucking stupid. |
So why did you see it twice?
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Gentlemen Broncos.
It was...Eh. |
Saw Alice in Wonderland, it's worth watching...with the sound off.
Seriously this movie doesn't take pacing into consideration at all and the dialouge is bad, otherwise I liked the look of the film it had a more story book feel than I thought it would. |
I'm still waiting for the American McGee Alice movie.
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I watched the Human Centipede and the Prince of Persia film;
The Human Centipede is a disgusting film and Tom Six is definitely fucked up but nonetheless, I enjoyed it thoroughly. The Prince of Persia film surprised me though, I was watching it with the impression that it was going to be a shit film due to it being based off the games...how wrong was I? Very, it was a good film to say the least although the ending was horsecrap. |
Human Centipede is just fun. People need to get over it already. "Oh, it was so gross!"
What the fuck were you expecting? |
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Josh gets it...
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I've been watching The Likely Lads on DVD. Brilliant programme.
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I just watched Hot Tub Time Machine. Funniest I've seen this year.
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Wait, Human Centipede is about people joined ass-to-mouth and forced to eat each other poop?
I can get that on the interwebs for free. |
Watched part of Fortress 2 on tv when I was visiting family. Holy shit does that movie suck :|
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They played that Dodgeball comedy movie the other night. I was half disappointed by the jokes and half grossed out, then Chunk Norris showed up and I was a bit -_-, then there was lesbianism and I was like yay and then they had that bit at the end and I was like FUCK NO and changed channels.
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As for American McGee's Alice, it looks interesting...like the Columbine kids O.o |
So American McGee is actually making a movie? I thought that was a joke. I really like his games.
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I watched The Road. Sad movie made from a sad book. It was very well made.
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Land of the Lost, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and some Beavis and Butthead.
Holy fuck do I love all of those things. |