That's also why I should be legal.

Weed is already legal what are you on abou...

Oh right. Hello rest of the world where weed is not legal :fuzcool:.

Indeed, I am fascinated! Do tell me more! About yourself! Please! Such as birthplace, age, current residence, gender, personal interests, phone number oh and height, foot size and of course genital size!

Now then, how about the legalisation of cocaine? Anyone? No just joking.

EDIT: DAMN YOU HAVOC FoR POSTING FIRST AND FOR HAVING LEGAL WEED

The 'We Only Have a Vague Idea of What We Are Talking About Party'

1) No internet censorship. Ever.
2) Lower VAT. This has gone too far! 1.10 for a bottle of Coke, BAH!
3) Clegg has to wear a speedo in the office

That's been done. Several times i think.

Fun fact: Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman's Liberal government took over from twenty years of Tory rule in 1906 without an election manifesto because people were so desperate to get rid of Earl Balfour.

Monster Raving Loony Party. 'Nuff said.

The Fuck Everyone Party

1. ALL THE NUKES

2. Start from scratch.

Why the fuck are they not running Parliament for...if I had my way, they would be leaders, damn English...

Because of the £500 to stand for election at a constituency fee that you don't get back if you get under 5% of the vote.

thats u

We intend to make life more perfect by abolishing the following inconveniences:

1. Toasters will no longer have settings so high that they burn toast to inedible cinders.
2. To lessen confusion, the colour 'Orange' will be given it's original name, 'Rellow', which rolls off of the tongue much more easily.
3. A committee will be established to select the five best varieties of apple; all other apples will be abolished.
4. The same also goes for screwdrivers, toothpaste and paint.
5. Roads will be abolished and replaced with those moving walkways they have in airports. Not only will this be better for the environment but it will also be more fun.
6. All of the following will be abolished:
Hills, rakes, 1p and 2p coins, that Nokia ringtone, babies, Graham Norton, the colour blue, 5 breeds of cat, 10 breeds of dog, scandals, Burger King, TV licences for people who refuse work, Kraft, harlequin ladybirds, Japanese knotweed, 'shotgun', 'yellow car', pedestrian crossings where the lights don't change for 2 flipping minutes, grey squirrels, terrorists and having to think up long lists of things to abolish.

Splat has my vote!

How can you not love Gran Vals?

you keep saying that, but they never are.
i'm just playing.

Don't you hate us or something?

Yeah. The US is a stark contrast from your current residence, in all the worst ways too.

So about a fifth of the frequency that the average person heard "I Gotta Feeling" last year, but that's still enough to become annoying. Quickly.

No, I hate stupid people. Not that weird that America has the majority of stupid people since you prolly have the most citizens. Just like Japan has the majority of weird people.

But no, I actually like America as a country. I think it has an interesting history and an interesting collection of cultures. It's indeed very very different from Europe in almost every way, but maybe that's what I like about it. I could see myself living there someday.

Owning a pet tiger is pretty damn cruel. You need to be fucking rich to fully cater for its needs.

Luckily I am fucking rich, so no problem there.

Isn't Havoc the worst?

Because Japan, like America, also has "the most citizens"?

Yes... >_>

You get the point. Lot of people, lot of coverage. Yadayada.

What do China and India have the majority of?

Communism and sweat shops.

To be fair, they are famous for their massive amounts of poverty and cheap labour.

Yes yes yes, but I want to know what National Personality they have according to the Havoc Nation Guide.

I will relent that it sounds better when performed by a human.

How many of those are by you? You can't you dislike a song because of the amount of times it was played globally; I haven't heard it in months!

Yeah. Maybe it's just a sign of Nokia's dropping market share or maybe I just surround myself with people who like their unique polyphonic ringtones, but I haven't heard it in years.

I suspect that the most likely explanation is that the statistic was calculated back in the late '90's or early '00's.

THE ROBOTNIK PARTY

1. ALL MOBIANS MUST PAY FEALTY TO MEEEE.
2. I WILL BE ON EVERY PIECE OF LEGAL TENDER.
3. TUESDAY IS RRRRAPING DAY.
4. WEDNESDAY IS SUPAH RRRAPING DAY!
5. IT WILL BE YOUR DUTY TO MAKE ME HAPPY!
6. YOU ARE ALL MY PRRRISONAHS.
6. YOU WILL BRING ME PRESENTS!
7. YOU ARE DOOMED TO A LIFE OF SUFFERING.
8. THESE ARE ALL LAWS I THINK AND ANY VIOLATORS WILL BE SUBJECT TO TERMINATION VIA ANAL PENETRRRRATION.
9. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
10. CAPTUAH THAT HEDGEHOG!!

BASICALLY I AM SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THE GOP

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BARK! BARK BARK BARK!

EDIT: OH CRAP, No one saw what I just wrote right, good, I was a page behind.

Don't Vote Robotnik He'll Kill Us All - sub party ^^^^^

Krudler... what are the chances that mere hours after I write this post, some dickwad of a neighbour walks past my door with this ringtone playing?

The most likely explanation is that it's a Wikipedia statistic.

Which is referenced to Julian Treasure, chair of the sound consultancy firm The Sound Agency. The fact itself was first announced, as far as I can tell, at a talk in July 2009.

To be honest, I hadn't heard it for years either, then I heard it once on a train last Sunday. Then I couldn't think of anything else to abolish.