You would.

NE-WAY, the Pot tends to make me paranoid but I don't have a lot of experience with different 'strains' which makes me think that the stuff I've tried is shit.

Probably. Pot is pretty amazing stuff these days. The growers have turned the act into an artform, and it shows.

Most of the pot I've smoked I've gotten through my sisters, and the first time I bought it (from my shady gangster friend) it was fucking terrible

Luckily, I have another friend who gets AMAZING weed (Probably the most potent I've smoked, not to say I have a wide palette) and is always willing to sell some for an honest (herp) buck.

Last summer I went to a cabin about fourty five minutes to an hour from home with my sister, her crazy vegan anarchist friend who is sometimes annoying, sometimes not and the above mentioned 'other friend'. I was still a mundo-lightweight, smoked a few bowls, drank some cheapie pseudo wine-cooler/vodka/energy drink that was blue and I was absolutely fucking obliterated. I wasn't hallucinating, but whenever I closed my eyes I'd see shapes and patterns that were like neon vegas vomit. I was convinced I was in an action movie and kept farting one liners around. I actually had to take a lie-down because I was so full of energy and at one point got mad at my sister because she kept asking me if I was okay. The atmosphere was super positive too, so no paranoia.

I can't fucking wait for this summer.

I do not think I could smoke pot with you, sir.

That was very atypical of how I usually am. I'm quite mellow, and keep to my own space, but I have a habit of touching my hair a lot and as I said before, if there's some kind of food I try to consume it.

Food I can dig. I like to cook when stoned or drunk, and beer and pot go hand in hand for me. Just don't stroke my beard.

I'm already so neurotic sober that when I smoke I cap out and go all the way around to chill as a motherfucker. Balls yes.

I like them too, it just seems to me that you get the taste better and I for some reason love the actual TASTE of the weed. That and they don't really fuck me up. I just calm down and start forming my sentences a lot better.

Also, I've never had 'bad weed' mostly because I get my stuff through friends that wouldn't fuck me over. We have mostly purple kush out here, which I hear is DA GUD SHIT but I have no clue if that's true.

'Purple Kush' is what everyone calls decent pot. The fact is that growers rarely give their plants non serial number names, so what your smoking is whatever the fuck you and your buddies want to call it. In reality it's probably GBH-102.

Cool beans. I kept getting bullshit contradictory answers and I never really cared to much about what I was inhaling so I just accepted it. BUT NOW I KNOW

I've never smoked anything before.

Not even sausages?

Bacon? Kippers? Salmon?

Irishman?

used to smoke cigarettes regularly, and once i did try dope. i was 16 and at the farm, one of the farm-hand's got some and afterwards i just started feeling really talkative. didn't really do much else, so i never bothered with it again. it must have been shit.

now i only have copious amounts of alcohol and the occasional roll-up (to go with the beer). i'd love to just smoke cigars all the time, but i think i'd look like a tosser so i don't bother. shame.

combo-breaker. yes, i know.

Yeh, it sucks that people think you're a twat if you have a cigar but not a cigarette especially at my age. Also there 'spensive and I can't get em because I don't have any loot. But I don't want to be a heavy smoker. I have a bong but I don't use it. Anyone else think that smoking isn't cool, kinda just killing yourself. r e a l s l o w l y

I think you're a twat if you're 18 and smoke a pipe. It just looks really pretentious to me.

My brother's had a pipe since he was nineteen.

Move that age up til about 30.

I smoke cigars. I enjoy them with meat. Red meat, dark beer, and a good cigar make me very happy.

But I think I've mentioned that before.

Also, MA is too cute for calling it 'dope'.

If it was some bulbous wooden tobacco pipe sure, but this isn't that.
Here's a better picture.


I only use the pipe if I'm smoking by myself, anyway. It only has enough space for one or two people. Or three small people.

Anyway, I'm saving all of my remaining weed until friday or saturday night.

Oh, no. I'm talking tobacco pipes. I owned a multitude of pipes for weed when I was younger.

Kastere, that pipe is horrible looking. Do yourself a favor and upgrade to pyrex.

It kind of does look like aluminum foil. But as long as it's functional I wouldn't give a poopy either.

Nah, it sucks. I mean, it works, but it's gross and stupid. I'm going to get a new one right now.

RIGHT


NOW

EDIT: I've decided to just modify a soda bottle with my pipe to make a makeshift bong. It will look thunderously stupid, of course, but I get absolutely obliterated when I use a bong, and since I'm done in two days anyway, it's not like I'll have anything else to do.

You ought to see my home made bong which I made out of pieces of 4" black ABS 'Y' pipe and galvanized steel for the bowl. I call it The Monolith.

I recently bought a Changjuk, a traditional Korean long pipe.
It's mostly for show, but I plan on using it for salvia.

http://www.koreanagifts.com/catalog/KP%20-%201.jpg

I'm not an avid smoker of anything per se. I have an unimpressive, completely black hookah that I smoke on occasion. A friend of mine named it "Dark Angel", I just call it "my hookah" because the former sounds stupid.

I wanna specify that I haven't smoked salvia in this pipe yet. My experience with salvia was poor as my friend and I tried to smoke it out of emptied cigarettes. We got buzzed, but it was barely functional.

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Bad idea. Heat + plastic = even worse fumes than you were intending on inhaling.

I assume he meant a glass soda bottle. Not that those are too popular these days.

I just had flashbacks to high school, when the teacher told us in no uncertain terms that plastic bongs were a bad idea.

Yes, my school was awesome.

I think most schools at this point know they can't stop kids from trying to pull dumb stunts like that, so at the very least they provide information on how to have a relatively safe experience. Same deal with handing out free condoms.

This reminds me of that story of those two desperate stoners that died after smoking poison sumac.

I'm not a big fan of bongs, I can never pull on it without choking. I prefer joints instead.

Throw some ice and water in that bitch. Makes the smoke nice and smooth.

This should be renamed the weed thread.

Then I don't have to look at it.

Now you know how we feel about the shit you post, WoF. Go rub one out to pokemon and stfu

Exactly. Karma does not dissapoint.

I knew I was being a hypocrite before I made that post, I'm just amazed that this discussion lasted all weekend.

Time works differently when you've been smoking the weed.

Aren't you at a university? Have you really never smoked pot? Christ, man. Get high. You're young, and it isn't even remotely dangerous.

My body is far too fragile to put anything into my system, look what three double vodkas do to me.

The thought of smoking anything just makes me feel uncomfortable.

EXCEPT FOR COCK DOHOHOHOHOHO

I made this while editing my post and forgot to post it.



If I wasn't as good at building things as I am I'd take this to heart, but MacGyver Bongs are usually safe if you're not an ungodly retard.

Or a wine bottle. The only problem is boring the hole.
Unless....