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Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 11:40 AM

Oddey is such a homo.

Gay.

Josh 04-18-2010 11:41 AM

A gay homo.

used:) 04-18-2010 11:45 AM

If you not Christian.

If you're not heterosexual.

If you're transexual.

If you don't speak English.

If you're not white.

All capital offenses.

Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 12:07 PM

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If you not Christian.

If you're not heterosexual.

If you're transexual.

If you don't speak English.

If you're not white.

All capital offenses.

This guy gets it.

shaman 04-18-2010 01:02 PM

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Your posts in general.

You're going to have to do better than that to get to me.

Sekto Springs 04-18-2010 01:10 PM

Shaman...

http://kei.iichan.net/rf/src/1263015819416.jpg

T-nex 04-18-2010 01:48 PM

But that troll is so cute :( Just look at him.

Ridg3 04-18-2010 01:53 PM

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But that troll is so cute :( Just look at him.

Just makes me WANT to feed him...

Mac Sirloin 04-18-2010 07:29 PM

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Zed is at the end of your abc's ? That's fucking nuts. I like it a little better, but it's nuts.

That's how it's supposed to be up here, so when I was a kid I would often correct people by saying "No no no, not zee, Zed, like Dragonball Zed."

Yup.

abe is now! 04-19-2010 09:09 AM

If you fucking fuck my girl (I'd eviscerate you).

MeechMunchie 04-19-2010 09:18 AM

... you respond to someone saying that they don't understand your language by speaking slower and louder. You will be immediately deported back to your own country.

MA 04-19-2010 10:50 AM

^that. you need to smash things up before they understand you, no need to speak slower or louder.

i mean they just took our language and added little symbols and stuff, right? they know, really.

Pilot 04-19-2010 11:01 AM

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That's how it's supposed to be up here, so when I was a kid I would often correct people by saying "No no no, not zee, Zed, like Dragonball Zed."

I've always preferred Dragonball Bag.

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But that troll is so cute Just look at him.

But that post was so gay, Just look at you.

T-nex 04-19-2010 03:57 PM

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I've always preferred Dragonball Bag.



But that post was so gay, Just look at you.

You're gay. Literally!

OANST 04-19-2010 04:09 PM

I would punish those who have committed murders. Not very imaginative, am I?

Ridg3 04-20-2010 02:00 AM

I would punish those who haven't commited murders.

Phylum 04-20-2010 03:40 AM

Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.

Catch-22!

T-nex 04-20-2010 04:21 AM

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Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.

Catch-22!

Um that doesn't make sense though. Why would someone who's not punished be sane?

Wings of Fire 04-20-2010 04:24 AM

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Um that doesn't make sense though. Why would someone who's not punished be sane?

They make the sane decision not to end another's life.

Nate 04-20-2010 06:46 AM

He's got it wrong; it's not about punishment, it's about participation in war.

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.


Dipstikk 04-20-2010 08:53 AM

In my world, "freedom of speech" would be earned based on how fucking stupid you prove not to be and any abuses of it would result in that "freedom" being taken away. Say you use it to spread supremacist bile over a minority group, like the Westboro Church does with homosexuals. Bam, done, and god help you if you do it again. Minor punishments would be doled out to people who are just too vapid or stupid to successfully add to a discussion.

Additionally, walking into a bustling discussion and trying to tell people that "this is stupid, why are you thinking so hard? I'm bored. This is boring. You're boring!" Instant death sentence.

But that would be incredibly fascist and unsuccessful, and I'd never get to chime in about anything, so never mind. I don't like the idea behind the whole "MY WORD IS LAW" concept anyway because I'm not qualified to make laws and I'm also a bitter asshole.

I just think the talking should be left to the people who know a lot about what they're talking about, and that people who either chip in with "yah that's like... you know... *smacks gum*... fuck them, okah?" (EXAMINE YOUR FUCKING PERSPECTIVE OR GTFO) or people whose organized venom actually hurts others socially should be left faaaar out of the conversation.

But that could also open a whole mess of problems for people who think of new, valid perspectives on things. Like I said, fascist and unsuccessful.

shaman 04-20-2010 10:02 AM

Punishment for being dumb. How refreshingly elitist.

Josh 04-20-2010 10:09 AM

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He's got it wrong; it's not about punishment, it's about participation in war.

You're both wrong! It's the bonus track from the Japanese edition of Hands.



Punishment for misuse of the word 'Über'. IT MEANS OVER IN GERMAN. USE IT CORRECTLY OR DON'T USE IT AT ALL.

STM 04-20-2010 10:28 AM

I want to destroy people who say H but pronounce as haitch and not aitch, there's no H (huh) silent or otherwise, right back to roman times as soon as it was added to vocabulary, it was aitch.

Josh 04-20-2010 10:30 AM

What?

OddjobAbe 04-20-2010 10:30 AM

And I thought that I was pedantic.

Sekto Springs 04-20-2010 10:49 AM

I've never known anyone who pronounced it "haitch".
People who pronounce "wh" words as "hw" are annoying though.

Instead of just "what" they'll say "H-wat". Agh...

Dipstikk 04-20-2010 12:08 PM

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Punishment for being dumb. How refreshingly elitist.

I dunno, I think that, after the last 8-year regime this country had, you could be a little sympathetic to someone who respects thoughtful, intelligent people over snarling brutes and lamebrains. If those are elitist qualities, then you bet your sweet patoot I'm an elitist.

T-nex 04-20-2010 01:12 PM

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I dunno, I think that, after the last 8-year regime this country had, you could be a little sympathetic to someone who respects thoughtful, intelligent people over snarling brutes and lamebrains. If those are elitist qualities, then you bet your sweet patoot I'm an elitist.

I would actually feel kind of restrained living in your world. I don't always feel like talking about something intelligent.

Hobo 04-20-2010 01:13 PM

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I want to destroy people who say H but pronounce as haitch and not aitch, there's no H (huh) silent or otherwise, right back to roman times as soon as it was added to vocabulary, it was aitch.

I like this

Dipstikk 04-20-2010 02:29 PM

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I would actually feel kind of restrained living in your world. I don't always feel like talking about something intelligent.

That's what Robotnik is for.

T-nex 04-20-2010 02:46 PM

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That's what Robotnik is for.


Yea... I would hate it in your world x_x

shaman 04-20-2010 03:05 PM

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after the last 8-year regime this country had.

Wait, are you in the USA,or Britain? Serious question.


Also, i would never bet my sweet patoot, it is very sweet indeed and i would never gamble with it.


EDIT: Weeaboos who for whatever reason i feel will never set foot in Japan.

T-nex 04-20-2010 03:07 PM

Weeaboos who have set foot in Japan and thus feel entitled to be weeaboos and think they are better than all the other "wannabe"-weeaboos.

OANST 04-20-2010 03:17 PM

Jesus Christ. I didn't realize that there were so many levels of weeaboos. Fucking disgusting.

Wings of Fire 04-20-2010 03:31 PM

Japanese people for thinking they're better than weeaboos who've set foot in Japan.

T-nex 04-20-2010 03:52 PM

Japanese who feel entitled to a certain clothing style. Just because it's popular in Japan doesn't make it japanese-exclusive. Japanese adopted the western style of dressing anyway.

OANST 04-20-2010 03:54 PM

And the western style of music, for that matter. J-pop isn't anything different or special. It's still just shitty pop music.

Dipstikk 04-20-2010 04:04 PM

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Yea... I would hate it in your world x_x

MY WORLD WOULD HATE YOU OKAH?

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Wait, are you in the USA,or Britain? Serious question.


Also, i would never bet my sweet patoot, it is very sweet indeed and i would never gamble with it.

I'm unfortunately from the US of A. We had a rough patch for a while, to say the least.

THE PATOOT IS AN IMPORTANT ORGAN. DON'T JUST GIVE IT TO ANY OLD CRUMBUM.

Sekto Springs 04-20-2010 04:05 PM

I wouldn't mind weaboos as much if most of them weren't pocky-gobbling douchebags that strut about with a smug sense of cultural superiority. Guess what, being privy to giant robots, j-pop, and manga doesn't make you "cultured". That's not culture, its fucking novelty. A select few of them actually bother to learn the language and history, but their motivations usually originate from being able to watch anime without subtitles to impress their friends or some other BS.

However, I realize the contradiction in my statement as this is what defines a weaboo; their negative traits. I certainly wouldn't call an expert historian or linguist who is erudite in japanese culture a weaboo.