Oddey is such a homo.
Gay. |
A gay homo.
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If you not Christian.
If you're not heterosexual. If you're transexual. If you don't speak English. If you're not white. All capital offenses. |
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Yup. |
If you fucking fuck my girl (I'd eviscerate you).
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... you respond to someone saying that they don't understand your language by speaking slower and louder. You will be immediately deported back to your own country.
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^that. you need to smash things up before they understand you, no need to speak slower or louder.
i mean they just took our language and added little symbols and stuff, right? they know, really. |
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I would punish those who have committed murders. Not very imaginative, am I?
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I would punish those who haven't commited murders.
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Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.
Catch-22! |
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He's got it wrong; it's not about punishment, it's about participation in war.
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In my world, "freedom of speech" would be earned based on how fucking stupid you prove not to be and any abuses of it would result in that "freedom" being taken away. Say you use it to spread supremacist bile over a minority group, like the Westboro Church does with homosexuals. Bam, done, and god help you if you do it again. Minor punishments would be doled out to people who are just too vapid or stupid to successfully add to a discussion.
Additionally, walking into a bustling discussion and trying to tell people that "this is stupid, why are you thinking so hard? I'm bored. This is boring. You're boring!" Instant death sentence. But that would be incredibly fascist and unsuccessful, and I'd never get to chime in about anything, so never mind. I don't like the idea behind the whole "MY WORD IS LAW" concept anyway because I'm not qualified to make laws and I'm also a bitter asshole. I just think the talking should be left to the people who know a lot about what they're talking about, and that people who either chip in with "yah that's like... you know... *smacks gum*... fuck them, okah?" (EXAMINE YOUR FUCKING PERSPECTIVE OR GTFO) or people whose organized venom actually hurts others socially should be left faaaar out of the conversation. But that could also open a whole mess of problems for people who think of new, valid perspectives on things. Like I said, fascist and unsuccessful. |
Punishment for being dumb. How refreshingly elitist.
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Punishment for misuse of the word 'Über'. IT MEANS OVER IN GERMAN. USE IT CORRECTLY OR DON'T USE IT AT ALL. |
I want to destroy people who say H but pronounce as haitch and not aitch, there's no H (huh) silent or otherwise, right back to roman times as soon as it was added to vocabulary, it was aitch.
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What?
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And I thought that I was pedantic.
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I've never known anyone who pronounced it "haitch".
People who pronounce "wh" words as "hw" are annoying though. Instead of just "what" they'll say "H-wat". Agh... |
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Yea... I would hate it in your world x_x |
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Also, i would never bet my sweet patoot, it is very sweet indeed and i would never gamble with it. EDIT: Weeaboos who for whatever reason i feel will never set foot in Japan. |
Weeaboos who have set foot in Japan and thus feel entitled to be weeaboos and think they are better than all the other "wannabe"-weeaboos.
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Jesus Christ. I didn't realize that there were so many levels of weeaboos. Fucking disgusting.
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Japanese people for thinking they're better than weeaboos who've set foot in Japan.
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Japanese who feel entitled to a certain clothing style. Just because it's popular in Japan doesn't make it japanese-exclusive. Japanese adopted the western style of dressing anyway.
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And the western style of music, for that matter. J-pop isn't anything different or special. It's still just shitty pop music.
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THE PATOOT IS AN IMPORTANT ORGAN. DON'T JUST GIVE IT TO ANY OLD CRUMBUM. |
I wouldn't mind weaboos as much if most of them weren't pocky-gobbling douchebags that strut about with a smug sense of cultural superiority. Guess what, being privy to giant robots, j-pop, and manga doesn't make you "cultured". That's not culture, its fucking novelty. A select few of them actually bother to learn the language and history, but their motivations usually originate from being able to watch anime without subtitles to impress their friends or some other BS.
However, I realize the contradiction in my statement as this is what defines a weaboo; their negative traits. I certainly wouldn't call an expert historian or linguist who is erudite in japanese culture a weaboo. |