Excellent stuff. That and Porridge. I really like Porridge.

i preferred OAH to Porridge, to be honest. Porridge was good, but Ronnie fit the part in OAH perfect. that fucking stutter.

Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-exactly.

Oh, Christ, yes. They couldn't have got anyone better to play that part. I'll have to save up a bit of brass and buy the DVD.

Not to be a dick, but you use some of the most irritating colloquialisms I have ever seen.

I was never that keen on Porridge, Fletcher and the warden were good characters but I couldn't quite suspend my disbelief enough to accept Beckinsale's naive manchild of a character.

Rising Damp is where it's at.

oh no! i can't stand Rising Damp. that's the only program from that era i just cannot abide.

Father Ted is a show from Ireland, right?

...Or is it all by the BBC?

DIPSTIKK IS UNFAMILIAR WITH EUROPEAN TELEVISION PROGRAMS WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC

It was Irish, and it wasn't aired on BBC. I can remember it being on Channel 4 when it first came out.

Yeah, if I recall, I read that the BBC didn't air it because of its controversial content.

"FECK OFF, CUP!"

Feckin' cunts.

Oh fuck it's actually coming to cairo in a matter of minutes.

To avoid being killed by the falling glass I recommend making a conical shape out of tinfoil, sellotaping the end together and wearing it on your head.

that or a saucepan.

If 2012 has taught us anything, your city will now crack and shake and collapse for no reason and tornados will pop out of nowhere and eat everyone.

You should just wait inside until you die, or attempt to steal a light plane to outrun the disaster.

i didn't see 2012, and the world isn't going to end in 2012, atleast not that way that is displayed in the movies.

You're right. At this rate the world will end somewhere late 2010...

Father Ted was brilliant. Shame Dermot Morgan's dead. NUNS! REVERSE! REVERSE!

Oh, and all that is not p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pork is p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pie, and all that is not p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pie is p-p-p-p- well just try one and see for yourself.

what the heck was that supposed to be?

EDIT:
@Havoc: i was thinking more of 2030's.

It was supposed to be your small mind attempting to work out my big words, like 'Pie'.

I have a Stammer/Stutter but whats funny is i love 'Open all hours' and 'Father Ted' characters that stutter.

Makes what i think is depressing actually quite funny.

"So, I hear you're a racist now, Father?"

that episode was fucking glorious.

Bloody Greeks!

Every episode of Father Ted was glorious. Peerhaps the most consistent sitcom ever. I actually have "Feck off Cup!" as my mobile message alert, not sure why.

I've been told I can do a spot on Father Ted voice as well, which is nice to know. Must be my 1/3 or so Irish-ness.

we need a thread for this.

How can you be 1/3 anything? Are your mum and dad half-siblings?

My dad's 3/4 Irish. 1/2 from each parent = 3/8 = about a third. Forgive me for rounding down. :p