I'd like to take this opportunity to clarify that I am, in fact, not gay. It's never been stated here before, and I'd like to now make it clear.

I also think that a dislike of gays hitting on you is reason to leave these forums.

Actually, the few members here that are full-blown gay and not just bi are pretty reasonable about it.
We don't have any Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-in-Flawless-Drag-Queen-gays.

Well, maybe Peter.
WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.

A mere technicality!

*Tut*

Greedy.

Sorry, Joe. You're too effeminate to be a drag queen.
And yes Josh, he is indeed a greedy bastard.

His asshole is greedy for cock. Leto posted some vids, I think.

You guys are fucking

Yay! Another Pennsylvanian! Welcome.

Phlyum is gay, the mods are gay, everyone's gay here, even OANST, who has a daughter.

So now the forums have four Pennsylvanians. Lordy! Who knew Oddworld would be so prevalent on the opposite coast?

Used, myself, and Lacy Hemsmire all live near the Pittsburgh area. At this rate we can have our own mini Odd-con.

They will definitely hit on you, though. Take that into consideration.

You know I only have eyes for you, Mat.

Big eyes.

yay! Kastere's drunk again!

Right, haha, very intresting folks here... haha. God, I feel so damn dumb, it was fairly late/early in the morning, whatever you want to label 3AM. Psychology, not phycology, my bad.. Yes, PA, I live in a little shit hole called, Lansdale.

Wow, Lansdale. That's on the opposite side of the state from the rest of us.

I think the more pressing issue is his wife.

You can't handle the truth.

That doesn't mean anything; there are plenty of lavender marriages out there. But the child implies sexual intercourse has occurred at least once.


Then again, Michael Jackson has three kids, so make of that as you will.

Fix'd.

Fix'd.

Glad I have a 3 page welcome. :D

Even if we used those three pages to mock and berate you?

Attention is attention. it's all good!

I guess the child-thing excludes the test tube-babies of Ricky Martin and Clay Aiken too.

RICKY MARTIN IS AS STRAIGHT AS THE DAY IS LONG YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

There are outreach groups.

www.gayhusbands.com

I like the official gay husband checklist.

All points with which you're all too familiar.

OANST is gay?
I knew it.

I love how admitting to two sexual encounters is completely understandable, but any more than that... Woah! You must be gay!

This thread rules.

Bet you wish you didn't join now The_dead? where ever the fuck you are. Its like impossible to join this forum without beening mocked.

How did i survive?

Good luck with that.
MY welcome "page" had 8 pages. (L1+Triangele)

were alienmaggy got infracted lol

L1+Triangle, wow, nice. L1+Triangle right back at you. L2+Circle, haha.

So, are you ever gonna, like..........post?

You should take a leaf out of his book MA :P

Maybe.. haha. Nah, I come on really late at night, and by now, I hardly even feel like checking my welcome thing. So posting in other places is not on my mind, haha. Maybe when im not busy/tired, but god knows when that is.. Ill get around to it though.

I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. It's not safe out there.

Dead men don't post.