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Phylum 04-09-2010 04:08 AM

I'd like to take this opportunity to clarify that I am, in fact, not gay. It's never been stated here before, and I'd like to now make it clear.

I also think that a dislike of gays hitting on you is reason to leave these forums.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 08:24 AM

Actually, the few members here that are full-blown gay and not just bi are pretty reasonable about it.
We don't have any Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-in-Flawless-Drag-Queen-gays.

Well, maybe Peter.
WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.

Wings of Fire 04-09-2010 08:27 AM

A mere technicality!

Josh 04-09-2010 08:29 AM

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WoF doesn't count because technically he's bi.

*Tut*

Greedy.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 08:30 AM

Sorry, Joe. You're too effeminate to be a drag queen.
And yes Josh, he is indeed a greedy bastard.

OANST 04-09-2010 09:40 AM

His asshole is greedy for cock. Leto posted some vids, I think.

Mac Sirloin 04-09-2010 12:45 PM

You guys are fucking

used:) 04-09-2010 12:59 PM

Yay! Another Pennsylvanian! Welcome.

Phlyum is gay, the mods are gay, everyone's gay here, even OANST, who has a daughter.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:04 PM

So now the forums have four Pennsylvanians. Lordy! Who knew Oddworld would be so prevalent on the opposite coast?

Used, myself, and Lacy Hemsmire all live near the Pittsburgh area. At this rate we can have our own mini Odd-con.

OANST 04-09-2010 01:07 PM

They will definitely hit on you, though. Take that into consideration.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:13 PM

You know I only have eyes for you, Mat.

OANST 04-09-2010 01:15 PM

Big eyes.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 01:48 PM

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...big_eyes_1.jpg

MA 04-09-2010 03:05 PM

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You guys are fucking

yay! Kastere's drunk again!

The_Dead 04-09-2010 04:39 PM

Right, haha, very intresting folks here... haha. God, I feel so damn dumb, it was fairly late/early in the morning, whatever you want to label 3AM. Psychology, not phycology, my bad.. Yes, PA, I live in a little shit hole called, Lansdale.

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 04:58 PM

Wow, Lansdale. That's on the opposite side of the state from the rest of us.

Phylum 04-09-2010 06:03 PM

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even OANST, who has a daughter.

I think the more pressing issue is his wife.

Pilot 04-09-2010 06:40 PM

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I love innuendo's,

You can't handle the truth.

Nate 04-09-2010 07:30 PM

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I think the more pressing issue is his wife.

That doesn't mean anything; there are plenty of lavender marriages out there. But the child implies sexual intercourse has occurred at least once.


Then again, Michael Jackson has three kids, so make of that as you will.

enchilado 04-09-2010 07:32 PM

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had

Fix'd.

MeechMunchie 04-10-2010 05:30 AM

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has

Wow, that sentence is structured perfectly.

Fix'd.

The_Dead 04-10-2010 06:38 AM

Glad I have a 3 page welcome. :D

OANST 04-10-2010 06:49 AM

Even if we used those three pages to mock and berate you?

T-nex 04-10-2010 07:53 AM

Attention is attention. it's all good!

used:) 04-10-2010 08:11 AM

I guess the child-thing excludes the test tube-babies of Ricky Martin and Clay Aiken too.

OANST 04-10-2010 08:48 AM

RICKY MARTIN IS AS STRAIGHT AS THE DAY IS LONG YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Pilot 04-10-2010 09:03 AM

There are outreach groups.

www.gayhusbands.com

OANST 04-10-2010 09:30 AM

I like the official gay husband checklist.

Pilot 04-10-2010 05:13 PM

All points with which you're all too familiar.

Sekto Springs 04-10-2010 11:19 PM

OANST is gay?
I knew it.

Nate 04-11-2010 03:22 AM

I love how admitting to two sexual encounters is completely understandable, but any more than that... Woah! You must be gay!

Crashpunk 04-11-2010 03:38 AM

This thread rules.

Bet you wish you didn't join now The_dead? where ever the fuck you are. Its like impossible to join this forum without beening mocked.

How did i survive?

dodixd 04-13-2010 11:24 AM

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Glad I have a 3 page welcome. :D

Good luck with that.
MY welcome "page" had 8 pages. (L1+Triangele)

MA 04-13-2010 12:18 PM

were alienmaggy got infracted lol

The_Dead 04-14-2010 12:52 AM

L1+Triangle, wow, nice. L1+Triangle right back at you. L2+Circle, haha.

MA 04-14-2010 09:58 AM

So, are you ever gonna, like..........post?

Ridg3 04-14-2010 11:51 AM

You should take a leaf out of his book MA :P

The_Dead 04-14-2010 11:42 PM

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So, are you ever gonna, like..........post?

Maybe.. haha. Nah, I come on really late at night, and by now, I hardly even feel like checking my welcome thing. So posting in other places is not on my mind, haha. Maybe when im not busy/tired, but god knows when that is.. Ill get around to it though.

enchilado 04-15-2010 02:33 AM

I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. It's not safe out there.

Wings of Fire 04-15-2010 03:48 AM

Dead men don't post.