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Wings of Fire 04-08-2010 12:58 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/d45s5.jpg

Ridg3 04-08-2010 01:04 PM
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Famous typos:

“Boeing loses $70 million due to misplaced comma.”

San Francisco Chronicle


“Death sentence challenged over typo.”

---Sacramento Bee


“This contract shall be effective as of the singing of this agreement.”

---From a customer’s rental agreement; he was not a vocalist.


“He used his wench to pull his truck out of the ditch.”

---That’s not the purpose of women.


“I know judo, karate, jujitsu and other forms of marital arts.”

---Next time, try love, understanding and communication.


“Sign up now for our Beauty and Fitness Curse.”

--Open Education Exchange


“We practice an esoteric form of transcendental medication.”

--A customer’s newsletter


“To Whom I May Concern:”

--Oops. Saw that on a letter one day.


“We proudly feature some-day shipping.”

--I may need it sooner than that.


“Our massage treatments help relive your pain.”

--From a brochure


“The penis mightier than the sword.”

--For lack of a space…
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OANST 04-08-2010 01:31 PM

Emesdee 04-08-2010 03:58 PM

Sekto Springs 04-08-2010 04:24 PM

Pilot 04-08-2010 05:57 PM
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She sounds nice.

Sekto Springs 04-08-2010 09:30 PM
Hey if Susan Boyle can do it...

Strike Witch 04-09-2010 04:23 AM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/311...ntactalien.png
I edited out the swearing for another forum. I don't think it matters much tho

Josh 04-09-2010 09:26 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0...y1hfo1_500.png

It's hard to decide who is worse.

Disgruntled Intern 04-09-2010 12:23 PM
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Not really. Faggots don't laze around on the porch all day, eating watermelon and fried chicken while they wait for the sun to go down so they can steal my car stereo, do they?

OANST 04-09-2010 12:24 PM
Or do they?

Disgruntled Intern 04-09-2010 12:26 PM
Nate? Stop sucking cock long enough to settle this.



uh oh

Sekto Springs 04-09-2010 04:26 PM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...muppet-yay.png

Nate 04-09-2010 05:16 PM
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Nate? Stop sucking cock long enough to settle this.
No, you're right; I don't have a front porch.



Aren't the KKK really super-pro the USA? They'd be horrified by the WBC protesting soldiers' funerals and all that.

Havoc 04-10-2010 01:03 AM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_man_...l_sideways.png

Hobo 04-10-2010 03:57 AM
http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/

Josh 04-10-2010 07:19 AM
http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212

Somebody made XKCD Hell Tetris.

Nate 04-11-2010 06:23 AM

OddjobAbe 04-11-2010 01:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyos-...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0lr...os=AJzSzNdf0TM

Nate 04-11-2010 08:40 PM

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.

Ridg3 04-12-2010 03:27 AM
http://thegadgets.net/wp-content/upl...10/01/ipad.jpg

Josh 04-12-2010 03:29 AM
Yeah, but an iPad will never get Period Blood on it.

Ridg3 04-12-2010 03:44 AM
Never say never...

Strike Witch 04-12-2010 04:04 AM
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Yeah, but an iPad will never get Period Blood on it.
Buy me one and I will solve that.

Wings of Fire 04-12-2010 04:10 AM
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Buy me one and I will solve that.
That's hot.

Strike Witch 04-12-2010 04:16 AM
Hey! if you've got time to fuck around, fuck around with ms. Eva!

Disgruntled Intern 04-12-2010 07:27 AM
A little after the fact, and I don't know how many of you actually watched The Sopranos, but it tickled me:

Ridg3 04-12-2010 11:20 AM
http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/upl.../04/stupid.jpg

Disgruntled Intern 04-12-2010 12:05 PM
Uh.

Ridg3 04-12-2010 12:06 PM
Bless you.

Wings of Fire 04-12-2010 12:08 PM
LOL RELIGION

im so cool

used:) 04-12-2010 12:38 PM
Did someone order a new Havoc? They still haven't finished paying us for the first one.

Wings of Fire 04-12-2010 12:41 PM
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/atheism.jpg

Has about the same substance as yours.

OANST 04-12-2010 12:56 PM
But it does make me smarter than you. It does.

Disgruntled Intern 04-12-2010 01:07 PM
Jesus Christ.

[See what I did there? SEE?]

Havoc 04-12-2010 01:24 PM
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Did someone order a new Havoc? They still haven't finished paying us for the first one.
You'll all be screaming my name when the christians in America and the muslims in Iran start burning the world down to eradicate the heathens and infidels with all the nuclear weapons we have.

You'll be all like:

"OMG! FIRE! FIRE!! Face is melting! Dick is shrinking! If only we had listened to Havoc when he said religion was bad for the world! Oh the irony!!"

And I'll be sitting in my underground bunker watching this forum and making the very last post in human history after everyone is dead, maybe for some aliens to find 1000 years from now.

And it will read:

"Told ya..."

MA 04-12-2010 01:33 PM
i like the bit where he mocks himself.

Ridg3 04-12-2010 01:35 PM
And I'll die happy knowing that he'll be alone for the rest of his natural born life.

Disgruntled Intern 04-12-2010 04:41 PM
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You'll be all like:

" If only we had listened to Havoc when he said religion was bad for the world!"

And I'll be sitting in my underground bunker watching this forum and making the very last post in human history after everyone is dead, maybe for some aliens to find 1000 years from now.

And it will read:

"Told ya..."
Yeah, and even the aliens will think you were a total fucking jerk-off.

Daxter King 04-12-2010 04:46 PM
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Yeah, and even the aliens will think you were a total fucking jerk off.
They will find his body slumped over a baby tiger, whom he had hoped to mate with and create a race of tiger people he would fuck. Little did Havoc know that the seed wouldn't take, and that the tiger couldn't get pregnant, since it had a penis.

Also:


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