Ench: That's an interesting philosophical point, because how do you define 'Intelligence'?

I would say that the IQ does measure intelligence, but only certain aspects of it (such as numeracy, logic, literacy, vocabulary) whilst ignoring other aspects (such as musical, kinesthetic, interpersonal, intrapersonal). The result being that the IQ test is only revelant in certain contexts.

Ok.It was OFFICIALY my name day yesterday.I got a CAKE! with my name, and I have been to cinema and I watched a movie called "Alice In Wonderland" with my friends. It was AMAZING...Loved that cat!!!!

I love the way you refer to it as a movie no one has ever heard of before. I would have said something more along the lines of

What If SOMEBODY hasnt heard of it ?

Well then SOMEBODY can google it.

What if they don't have the mental capacity to Google it? You've got to take these things into consideration, you utter window-licker.

http://tinyurl.com/yjrmrcv

god sake, Ench. i can't keep doing these things for you.

17/25
45.4%

Apparently my name day is November the 15th...

apparently i'm dead, according to that test everyone's doing.

You're Boxing Day.

I'm smarter than a lot of people, but not like the questions they ask. I don't care about trivial shit like that. I'm more profound, knowing why people do cretain things and the like.
My name is Jessie. I wish it wasn't.

Well, you're certainly not up your own arse.

On the internet, you can pretend your name is something else. My real name is Captain Bones.

i would also like to know why people do cretin things.

my name is Farmer Fred. damn that Mr Bunnsy!
Maurice?

What happened to Giles?

he was shot, tragically. but in an unexpected turn of events, i got all his land. so win-win.

it was one of the campaign guns.

He was no good anyway. He was always letting everyone on his land.

i know. i was fucking sick of having to yell "GEET OFF MOI FUTURE LAND!" all the while.

when you own land, the golden rule is to let no one on it, at all, ever. or if possible, plan a village event on it for the local school, then cancel on the day.

What really gets on my tits is when people say you should just build a wall. What do they know?

nothing, that's what. who needs a wall when you've got well-concealed potholes? or a loose bull? or a gun?

or better yet, a deed to the property and land with crude, offensive signs?

I can't think of anywhere to go with this.

All in all YOU were all just bricks in the wall.

http://image.4wheeloffroad.com/f/mis...no-subject.jpg

I'm assuming you're 4'3"

no no no.

http://online.wsj.com/media/0928pod11.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rzvk8spyFT.../s400/SIGN.jpg

super-gassy bull and ridiculous signs? its a solid defence.

Can this thread get more views than "I can tell if I'm not wanted." ???

Alcar actually closed the thread. It was a pity thread anyways so..>shrugs<

And since I can be anyone on the internets I'm gonna be a Xenomorph. Yes, with long sharp claws and a thick tail-blade. My carapace is marked with scratches and my name is Nettivctsss. The noises you puny humans make when afraid whet my appetite so...>hisses< Aw shit, now I'm drooling on my computer.
Here's a picture of me:
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Can you be found in the woods?

If OANST sees you he'll "pitch a tent" so you can sleep i/on it.

AND THEN I'LL RAPE YOU.

Subtle, aren't I?

Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls.

Actually, I bet you do.

Okay, you can rape me, so long as I can take you back to my nest, strip you down, torture you, then shove you in a small pouch made of shit and dried spit so a Facehugger can shove it's dick down your throat and a little baby alien can eat it's way out of your chest.
If you can handle that, I'll let you use my ventilation tubes as handlebars.

so those Facehugger things are just looking for a dick sucking?

THAT RHYMES

Yes, because after they cum the overdose on meth and die. But that's okay because they will have gotten you pregnant.

And no, you can't get an abortion. If you try, the baby will eat you heart out. Literally.

Choose carefully ONAST! >Lifts tail, slaps hindquarters<

Do you say this to all the boys?

I'm quite turned on...and I bet Old Not And So Tasty agrees...

@WoF- only the ones who'll be a good host for the chestbursters!
@Ridg3- You want some, come and get me >Bends over, rubs genitals< I forgot you
called ONAST that on his birthday...
Where is the potential host anyway?

get the fuck out.

really.

OH SORRY I'm spammign again.


Uh, I always wanted the name Raven. or Pheonix. i call myself Pheonix when I talk to myself, so I think I'll be able to recognise someone calling me in real life.

BUT WHY DID MY PARENTS HAVE TO NAME ME THIS??? THIS NAME SUCKS SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
And also, I hate the way I look too. I want to look more like an emo and not a poser. Not that I am, but my parents won't let me dye my hair black or get peircings, so I look like a poser.

This made my day.