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Pilot 03-09-2010 05:26 PM

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This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys

Woah.

AlienMagi 03-10-2010 02:24 AM

If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is

Lacy Hemsmire 03-10-2010 02:32 AM

I had a vibrator, but I apparently lost it.

Yeah, a lot of Bad Dragon's stuff definitely looks painful.

MA 03-10-2010 04:07 AM

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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is

thanks for clarifying. god forbid someone actually click the link and see for themselves. now, how do i get off this page?

Pilot 03-10-2010 08:15 AM

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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is

Or a wallaby's. WHO LOVES ROCKO!

Oh god.

Gwan-Thwei 03-11-2010 06:25 PM

I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches!

Alcar 03-11-2010 08:35 PM

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14 Fucking inches!

Perfect.

Alcar...

AlienMagi 03-12-2010 03:32 AM

I bet alcar could take it

Havoc 03-12-2010 06:22 AM

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Perfect.

How about 10 inches more?

http://www.zoofur.com/image.php?type=P&id=16155

Toy horsecock yay.

OddjobAbe 03-12-2010 07:14 AM

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I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches!

I take it that you're not a John Holmes fan, then.

Gwan-Thwei 03-12-2010 06:19 PM

John Holmes? Probably not...who is he?
and GOD THAT ONE IS BIGGER!

AlienMagi 03-12-2010 11:05 PM

Well SOMEONE knows where to get the good stuff huh?

I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway :fuzwink:

MA 03-13-2010 04:53 AM

just open your arse and stand on the nearest railway line. then you'll get something really big shunting up your colon.

Havoc 03-13-2010 07:08 AM

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Well SOMEONE knows where to get the good stuff huh?

I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway :fuzwink:

Isn't my tiger lovin' public knowledge?

Pilot 03-13-2010 08:32 AM

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Isn't my tiger lovin' public knowledge?

Not to the fake dick manufacturers.

Havoc 03-13-2010 12:32 PM

Yes it is.

Nate 03-16-2010 06:56 PM

Wow, I don't think I've ever deleted 64 posts at once. This is a Sex Toy thread, not a fanart thread or a Let's Tease Havoc thread or a Discussion On The Word Horass thread or anything else that's been going on in the last week. Sex Toys. That's it.

Strike Witch 03-16-2010 06:57 PM

Personally, I think even this is better then nobody posting at all.

Gwan-Thwei 03-16-2010 06:59 PM

OH MY GOD THANK YOU NATE I WOULD HUG YOU ESEPT I'm on the computer....
Umm, since this is about sex toys, let's move onto something other than dildoes.
There's this thing I'm not even sure what it's called, but it's like a cream that girls put on their pussies and it makes them tighter. It like dries out the cells around the vaginal walls or something, IDK I was just looking at the article going OH MY GOD THAT'S GROSS!

Sekto Springs 03-16-2010 07:02 PM

http://www.sediva.com/images/product...62/10007-2.jpg

That's a two-liter bottle of Sprite for comparison.

Nate 03-16-2010 07:03 PM

I've seen bigger. It's a nice colour though.

Wings of Fire 03-16-2010 07:06 PM

How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

http://www.wired.com/images/slidesho..._pcs/Anime.jpg

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

Gwan-Thwei 03-16-2010 07:08 PM

Short for Hymen. LOL just kidding.
Umm, about the purple dildo HOLY CRAP THAT'S HUGE!
Another thing i didn't get about sex toys, what's the deal with the ass beads? I mean I know that they're for stimulation and all that but really?

Wings of Fire 03-16-2010 07:10 PM

Actually I've been meaning to get myself some anal beads. I need to be prepared if I want to go both ways with my next sexual partner.

Strike Witch 03-16-2010 07:12 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

http://www.wired.com/images/slidesho..._pcs/Anime.jpg

This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime.

http://i42.tinypic.com/10zmk37.jpg

Mine's cooler.

Gwan-Thwei 03-16-2010 07:12 PM

Just looked up something really wierd...it's a machine that sucks your dick. WTF is with these things today?

Emesdee 03-16-2010 09:38 PM

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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.

She looks like she's made of clay.

Sekto Springs 03-17-2010 03:03 AM

Yeah, neither of those are actually blow-up dolls.

AlienMagi 03-17-2010 05:18 AM

I'm still more into dildoes

MeechMunchie 03-17-2010 12:49 PM

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Dil Does

The less successful sequel to Simon Says...

Sekto Springs 03-17-2010 02:40 PM

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The less successful sequel to Simon Says...
Ha!

Pilot 03-18-2010 09:40 AM

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I'm still more into dildoes

No you're not.

AlienMagi 03-18-2010 10:25 AM

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No you're not.

Yes, I am

MA 03-18-2010 10:40 AM

no, you really aren't. you're playing to appeal.

Wings of Fire 03-18-2010 11:35 AM

Dildos are still more into me.

Pilot 03-18-2010 01:26 PM

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Dildos are still more into me.

OH!

Gwan-Thwei 03-18-2010 02:24 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Nemo 03-19-2010 02:01 AM

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2338/0319100259.jpg

The grips are hard as fuck to clean, though.

Alcar 03-19-2010 05:33 AM

Pussy. That's tiny.

Alcar...

Nemo 03-19-2010 05:37 AM

Gets the job done.

Which is more than I can say about you.