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If you click the dildo image you get directed to a buy page where you can view what dragon's (or orca's or tentacle's...) sexual organ it is
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I had a vibrator, but I apparently lost it.
Yeah, a lot of Bad Dragon's stuff definitely looks painful. |
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Oh god. |
I never knew sex toys had to be modeled after animals. That's just fucking scary.
AND GOD, did you see the size chart?http://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewtop...&t=764&start=0 I had to enlarge it to see anything, but GOD, DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT ONE WAS??? 14 Fucking inches! |
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Alcar... |
I bet alcar could take it
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http://www.zoofur.com/image.php?type=P&id=16155 Toy horsecock yay. |
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John Holmes? Probably not...who is he?
and GOD THAT ONE IS BIGGER! |
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I always thought you were into such things Havoc. Judging by your avatar anyway :fuzwink: |
just open your arse and stand on the nearest railway line. then you'll get something really big shunting up your colon.
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Wow, I don't think I've ever deleted 64 posts at once. This is a Sex Toy thread, not a fanart thread or a Let's Tease Havoc thread or a Discussion On The Word Horass thread or anything else that's been going on in the last week. Sex Toys. That's it.
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Personally, I think even this is better then nobody posting at all.
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OH MY GOD THANK YOU NATE I WOULD HUG YOU ESEPT I'm on the computer....
Umm, since this is about sex toys, let's move onto something other than dildoes. There's this thing I'm not even sure what it's called, but it's like a cream that girls put on their pussies and it makes them tighter. It like dries out the cells around the vaginal walls or something, IDK I was just looking at the article going OH MY GOD THAT'S GROSS! |
http://www.sediva.com/images/product...62/10007-2.jpg
That's a two-liter bottle of Sprite for comparison. |
I've seen bigger. It's a nice colour though.
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How about blow up dolls? Everyone loves blow up dolls.
http://www.wired.com/images/slidesho..._pcs/Anime.jpg This is the best one in my collection. I call her Hime. |
Short for Hymen. LOL just kidding.
Umm, about the purple dildo HOLY CRAP THAT'S HUGE! Another thing i didn't get about sex toys, what's the deal with the ass beads? I mean I know that they're for stimulation and all that but really? |
Actually I've been meaning to get myself some anal beads. I need to be prepared if I want to go both ways with my next sexual partner.
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Mine's cooler. |
Just looked up something really wierd...it's a machine that sucks your dick. WTF is with these things today?
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Yeah, neither of those are actually blow-up dolls.
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I'm still more into dildoes
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no, you really aren't. you're playing to appeal.
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Dildos are still more into me.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Pussy. That's tiny.
Alcar... |
Gets the job done.
Which is more than I can say about you. |