Wow.. way to generalize.. most people actually tried to help him before he went all asshole on us. :-/ ...

It's easy not to listen to good advice and say they are "cunts" instead. That way you don't have to take responsibility.

I don't have a problem with any of yon lot anyway, I suppose that above statement could've been finished off with a smiley face or summat?

I don't truly believe you want to leave, if you did this post wouldn't exist and you would have buggered off mooning as you past on the Elum outta here. But thats just my thoughts ;)

I don't hate you, I like you, if you want to leave go ahead I can't stop you but i'm not going to torch your house if you stay either :p though I might glare at you through your window

Why not "should I stay as a changed man?"

I don't know you. At all. But I think you should stay really.

oh yeah but we should all listen to you, right? i don't care if that was a joke. it got under my skin.

Mars, you just keep on claiming we all hate you, and yet you were the first to declare you hated us. funny, that.

and i didn't even vote, because its fucking stupid. stay or go, i couldn't give a toss. i may give a toss if someone who had been here longer than roughly 7 months and actually had some input in the place suddenly declared they were leaving and started a vote based on it, but they wouldn't actually do that because that would be stupid.

stop spamming, or go. because if you don't do one of those, you'll continue to get the same old grief.

I see three choices alllll around you
Number one - Stay, stop spamming and perhaps be little nicer
Number two - If you can't be botherd to do that, leave
Number three - Stay here and stay the way you are

I don't know you at all but i would suggest the first one if you like this place, but you really should decide for yourself

Mars, if you want to leave, then leave. If you truly want to stay, then stay and stop being a "dickwad". People will probably forgive you if you just man up, take some criticism for once and actually contribute to a thread.

This is all fucking hilarious.

You sent me a stupid and pointless PM

EDIT: I'm intrest of who was the only person who voted the Spamming Option.

i didn't get one. :(

Can we have a fourth option for "Who are you again"?

^this.

But seriously, i don't care.

I love Buster Poindexter.

I know right?!

Look, this should explain everything.

Erm... you realise that you've just reiterated the three poll options, but in reverse order?

In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out that #2 and #3 are effectively the same thing as if he continues behaving the way he was previously, he will be permabanned post-haste.

But the options should be reiterated backwards, forwards and side...wards... too!! D=


It's much more fun that way :) ... We could also mix up the options and make a puzzle out of it! Ooh.. So many possibilities ^^

Thats just how i rooollll dawwg



but anyway, yeah thats what i meant by "all around you"

Okay, Mars, here's what ya gotta do. Stay around.

But, before you post something, read it aloud to yourself. Or get someone to read aloud to you. Your mom, perhaps.

It's an unwritten forum rule that all xkcd comics must be posted with ALT-text included, and a link to the original.

*infracts*

*fixes, and reverses the infraction*

If you could tell you are not wanted, you would not be here.

Does your brown-nosing know no limit? I find it sickening.

Okay, so if you feel like you're not wanted, why come back?
Stay, but quit spamming. I hate spam. It tastes like shit. Adn they put it in a can and call it lunch meat. And I know some peopel who eat it every day! I mean, c'mon! all greasy and fatty and GAH! No more spam!

he's gone, calm down.

also fuck off.

Yeah. Teach him the lesson that he so obviously deserves.

Stupid fucking new people trying to talk to us and shit? The fuck do they think they are? They haven't earned it, I say. They haven't fucking earned it.

would you prefer it if i removed the 'fuck off' at the end? because i was just being a twat. :(

Nah. It adds character.

And that character is twattishness.

we got cunt, bastard and now twat. getting closer to a full set.

were you saying that to me? the fuck off? Because that's trolling.
And I just really wanted to make a pun on spam. i didn't know that was so offensive, Jesus.

Have you read any part of this forum? That's what we do here.

Yes, but I get enough of that shit on my DA account.
And if that's all this website is, then why are peopel coming here? No one likes being insulted, all i did is make a pun on spam, and that dud just flew off the handle. It's like god, where's your sense of humor?

It's all in good fun. You can either roll with it or you can't. Trust me. We lose a looooot of new people.

Alright, but I still don't like it.
Anyway, this person, whoever got banned, isn't responding, If he can tell he's not wanted, then why is he here asking if he's wanted?

We're all trying to work that out ourselves.

PS: Don't take the trolls seriously. They're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

IT WORKS SO WELL!!!!
And we don't know why we're doing this, why respond? I'm gonna go find something hilarious.

Something hilarious? Like your face?




















This is the part where you don't give me a reaction, buddy.

Nah, that's not how you do it Ench. You should have tried "You're gonna go find something hilarious? The first place you look should be in a mirror".

It's more subtle that way and has better flow.