I could have worded that better.

God, we are the greatest trio ever.

Sex Toy News #3
 

I haven't even received any cake yet. Tonight I've got a family dinner, but I requested birthday chocolate mousse, rather than cake.

In other news, this is the only present I have received so far. Regular viewers may remember Chaps, the 40cm tall blow up sex doll I received last year. This was from the same guy.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1267752461

It's a strap-on, vibrating, 'Robotic', penis extender. You're meant to slip your wang inside, then use this to pleasure your partner. Now, I dont' know about you, but I'd be pretty insulted if my partner ever suggested that I even needed extending, let along a thick latex sheathe that is going to essentially create a half-centimetre thick buffer between me and him.

Also, leaving aside the fact that Simon thinks my penis needs extending, he's given me an extender that is actually smaller than my penis already is. Go figure.

Brag on.

It looks wet.

Out of interest, how long is this extender?

"Out of interest..."

Bwahahahahaha! So casually asking me my dick size.

The extender is six inches long.

I have the same loudspeakers nate

And how big is your penis?

And is your penis made of chocolate?

And if it isn't, what's the brown stuff?

WAIT NO WAIT WHAT

I just like the candy-ass coffee cup.

Longer than six inches. Not as thick as the plastic one though.

No, but I've never received any complaints about the flavour.

Gee, thanks. For the curious, that photo also contains my watch, a lava lamp, a PHP/MySQL textbook and a skullcap. This is not due to any particular planning; my desk is just a mess.

Have you received the dildo I sent you? It's nice and fat.

Alcar...

No.

*waits expectantly at mailbox*


Wait a minute... you don't have my new address. You didn't post that to my mum's, did you?

Oh. My.

This means she's been keeping all the cakes I've sent down to herself too.

Alcar...