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MarsMudoken 01-28-2010 03:37 PM

HE'S MARRIED!?

Bullet Magnet 01-28-2010 04:18 PM

With kids. Actual genetic offspring.

MarsMudoken 01-28-2010 04:38 PM

NO WAI!

I assumed we're all desperate geeks at our computers!

Strike Witch 01-28-2010 06:42 PM

Also

Also

Also

I'm a woman. And not a blimp.

Taco 01-28-2010 07:59 PM

No one called you a blimp?

Pilot 01-28-2010 08:35 PM

Sorry, that was me.

MarsMudoken 01-28-2010 10:35 PM

I apologize. Although you people are still freaking me out. Yes, I'm still recovering.

AlexFili 01-29-2010 04:01 AM

Well done to everyone who got an award. :)

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 04:46 AM

What, didn't you get one? You're awesome.

Wil 01-29-2010 05:08 AM

Mars, you have no right to complain about who won, because you didn't vote.

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 05:32 AM

I did too. I voted slig 5719 as best newcomer. N00b...

OANST 01-29-2010 05:44 AM

I'm honestly starting to find him funny.

Pilot 01-29-2010 12:03 PM

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I did too. I voted slig 5719 as best newcomer. N00b...

That's calling the kettle black.

abe is now! 01-29-2010 12:14 PM

No e-mail this year? I remember Wired sent me an e-mail when I won last year!

@MarsMudoken: loser!

OANST 01-29-2010 12:26 PM

Yeah. Wired's off his game.

slig# 5719 01-29-2010 12:27 PM

Congratulations to all the winners :D *clap* *clap* and a cheer to the nominees as well.

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 02:27 PM

Wait, OANST finds me funny? Seriously?

Oh yes, this mud finally has SKILLAGE!!!

Wil 01-29-2010 02:33 PM

You're right, there should be emails.

Excuse me, I just have to go and fire... somebody.

Pilot 01-29-2010 02:37 PM

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I am Mars hear me rawr.

Woah, down girl.

Wil 01-29-2010 02:56 PM

Down, you's a sexy bitch.

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 02:57 PM

I'm a boy.

(mudokon hiss)

Pilot 01-29-2010 05:15 PM

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I'm a boy.

And WHAT A BOY!

Havoc 01-29-2010 05:18 PM

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0? Fuck this shit I normally get at least 2. Fuck you lot.

Yeah, where's my best thread creator award?! You guys broke my combo!

Pilot 01-29-2010 05:22 PM

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Yeah, where's my best thread creator award?! You guys broke my combo!

I've got your combo.

Havoc 01-29-2010 05:23 PM

Technically it's not a combo yet. And if I have a say in the matter it will never become one! HA!

Pilot 01-29-2010 05:26 PM

Stop claiming that something is something and then it's not.

Havoc 01-29-2010 05:29 PM

It was a combo when I had it! Then you stole it and broke it into pieces so it's not a combo anymore. Hence, you now have my broken combo, which is no longer a combo since it has been broken.

BULLET MAGNET!!!!!!

Pilot 01-29-2010 05:34 PM

Hey, you ever fill a prophylactic with flour and water and then put it over the end of a vacuum cleaner hose and turn it on in reverse?

I did back at school one time. I called it "Broken Condom" and it hardly garnered the self-accolade you give to your similar Broken Combo.

Bullet Magnet 01-29-2010 05:46 PM

According to latest research in the noble science of Combo Dynamics, a combo, once broken, must be disassembled into its component parts (ie incidences) and manually reassembled to claim or reclaim ownership of the combo. Groundbreaking theoretical research has discovered that, unlike for example a jigsaw puzzle, it is impossible for the combo to reassemble on its own by random shifting of its base components, even given infinite time. A combo must be rebuilt by multiple consecutive achievement of the required incidences. Like everything, this results in useful energy forms being converted into heat, increasing total entropy in the universe, but this is unavoidable.

The conventional thought nowadays is that new and alternative combos can be discovered when groupings of incidences are viewed sequentially from alternative vantage points of sufficient distances, such as that between separate galaxies. Some travel may be involved.

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 05:50 PM

Er...combo breaker?

Bullet Magnet 01-29-2010 05:55 PM

Ah, you are familiar with the literature?

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 06:07 PM

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKA!

I've heard some phrases of the language.

Alcar 01-29-2010 06:11 PM

What, English?

Alcar...

MarsMudoken 01-29-2010 06:12 PM

I'm pretty sure it's some dialect of L337. Am I correct Bullet Magnet?

enchilado 01-30-2010 01:15 AM

Most under-rated poster? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Anyway, it's an award; and MA shares it with me. I didn't realise he was under-rated myself, but then I'm not sure whether under-rated means you deserve to be appreciate more, or you don't live up to your reputation. I have a feeling its the former, in which case I don't deserve it, really, and MA neither because I'm sure he has enough appreciation (at least I appreciate him enough, and if it's not enough, then he's over-rated). I highly doubt any of you get what I'm getting at, but basically, if everyone thinks he's under-rated, he's not under-rated, because they all like more than everyone else. Does this make sense?

Congratulations also to everyone who won clap clap etc

MarsMudoken 01-30-2010 04:18 AM

Yay, that means me too. Thanks nom-nom.

No I will not stop calling you that :D.

MA 01-30-2010 06:47 AM

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Most under-rated poster? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Anyway, it's an award; and MA shares it with me. I didn't realise he was under-rated myself, but then I'm not sure whether under-rated means you deserve to be appreciate more, or you don't live up to your reputation. I have a feeling its the former, in which case I don't deserve it, really, and MA neither because I'm sure he has enough appreciation (at least I appreciate him enough, and if it's not enough, then he's over-rated). I highly doubt any of you get what I'm getting at, but basically, if everyone thinks he's under-rated, he's not under-rated, because they all like more than everyone else. Does this make sense?

Congratulations also to everyone who won clap clap etc

i don't think there's much meaning or importance behind them. its just someone saying 'here, have this imaginary award thing.'

Wil 01-30-2010 07:13 AM

Way to chomp off our collective epenis, MA. Enchilado, it's the former of those.

MA 01-30-2010 07:27 AM

but he made a great big massive long speech about how i didn't deserve it! i had to play the 'oh well it doesn't mean anything lol' card.

and what the fuck chomping off epenii?

Pilot 01-30-2010 09:29 PM

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epenis

I actually found myself sounding this word out.

Eh penn.... OH.