This is going to be like Russian Roulette with infractions.

Except that all the chambers are loaded.

Welcome to the forums new member!

you had better read the charter...

you dare fucking show the new kid that charter. i don't want him losing his innocence as you lot drool over the poor cunt.

I'll have you know that the cunts i drool over are very high quality sir. Very high quality indeed sir.

the cunt of a sir, sir?

Hello Vivi, it looks like I missed your dramatic entrance, the others said everything better then I ever could.

Ha, you said osmosis and his username's Vivi. Ha Ha Ha.

God I'm sad.

Come on guys, you can rape me of my innocence if need be... But at least put some effort into it!

As for the gay people, can people tell me their names, I need a stake and some garlic to keep them going Shawshank Redemption on me...

They are like the guy of that Twilight film right?

Hello good fellow, I'm gay gay gay gay gay.

Hahahahaha I don't get it.

Hahahahaha! Still confused. Moreso, in fact

I thought you were going on about the boss, Ozma.

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ozma

i don't like final fantasy (not hate) except for XII which was great , and welcome to what i like to call "Shit Pit" Vivi , btw u r older than me....................with 26 days.

http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/u...i-was-like.jpg

By the by, welcome Vivi.

by the way, Vivi, i have nothing against Homosexuals. i'm sure you already knew i was joking, but some members really are that gullible at times.

XII would probably be my least favourite if it wasn't for the chick flick that was X-2. There where just so many things in XII that where just stupid, e.g "We just found the ultra powerfull sword that can cut through magicite, but no one in the party is going to equip it because it's about half as powerfull as a weapon bought from the shop." [/MOAN]

My favourite is VIII though I may be bias since it was my first RPG ever.

Oh, and I meant the Osmose thing (childhood memories of Ozma kicking my ass stops me from seeing Ozma as funny :p)

Don't worry, I can tell you're not.

And thanks for the welcome everyone, didn't expect this many people to say hi! =D

We're like vultures watching a carcass.

Or gays watching a bathroom door.

Or MA watching the milking shed.

them's milks be good.

EDIT: IT WAS A TEST

No, mechanical television from the early quarter of the 20th century is low quality. Betamax is truly da bomb.

Hi noob, remember that taquitos belong in your mouth, not your ass. Teatleak.

Don't listen to him, you can insert your taquitos in any orifice you please

and to think i was starting to like you.

I'm hungry.

For love.

In all the wrong places.

Hey, you're the one whose bowels hurt. I think you've had too many taquitos.

In all the wrong places.

Who told you?

I saw for myself.

We all did. You should close the curtains.

Sorry. I just never imagined that you would all be so interested in seeing my bowel movements.

Really? Seriously, really? How long have you been here? I think over the years most members have made it pretty clear that they are.

I'd like to move into your bowels ;)

There were no bowel movements, just a dark void.