Oh, you don't hate me. Good.

I LOOOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Alright, shut up.

Yes, my love.

He likes it when you treat him rough.

I could spit on him and call him scum...

I will tie you down and make a goat fuck you in the ass. You can pretend it's Pan or some other fucking thing.

That would be magical...
See what i did there?

All of you are creepy. Especially oldie.

I love you so much.

I didn't know they made an anime with Michael Jackson in it!

Goddamnit, I just wasted my 5,000th post.

To make it worth something:

Nate touched me inappropriately!

There are lots of things that you don't know.

Happy Birthday!

Clearly he doesn't remember even half of our evening together.

My eyes are burning. I think I'm turning into a blind Mudokon.

Don't anyone of you dare lead me into a shredder. My weirdo spirit will haunt you until the phantom comes out. That, or you stop making gay jokes.

Oh fuck, that made me laugh. A real knee slapper, that was.

Yays he hates me again.

Unless of course he was serious.

O_o.......naa.

Now I am blind.

why are you raping the shit out of someone's birthday thread?

hmm?

It's what you people do. I assumed you, of all people would know. Or would that be Josh...or maybe Lazer...no wait, Havoc...

What we do? Men/animals/men dressed as animals?

you have much to learn, young dickweed.

Meh, I'm fitting in with you. Minus the vulgar language and jackassness. Who am I kidding that's all you are!

I love you long time.

O_o

You can be my little shota toy if you want.

It's funny because I have contact details on the internet and can get arrested for continuing this.

REALLY :D!?

I am liking this. Please continue.

And I'll snuggle him and I'll cuddle him and I'll take him for walks Eveeeeewy day.

Sure sure...(grumble)

its funny because WoF would rape you.

that's the way it is. it would be worse with me.

I would never dream of raping my little shota, get away you nasty EVIL man.

*Stroke*

i wish to be stroked.

that means you too, Mars. careful, though. its been a long time.

i am the law. the law is crooked like the nail you remove from a beam of wood. i would say learn from this, but alas, WoF has your scent. you'd better pray OANST reaches you first.

may god have mercy on your wretched soul.

You're not a mod. Read your title, Imaginary Mod of Something. Duh!

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME INFRACTIONS! ONLY NATEY!

After all, MarsMedukon, OANST will only kill you. WoF will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into his clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, he'll do it in that order.

QUICK! BAN ME SO I WILL BE SPARED!

LOLOLOL...waitaminute...I can talk if I'm dead as a weirdo but not if I'm banned. Hmm...:D

haha, i am the mod of fucking imagination, you small person. now i shall give you a temporary bad, that'll last until sufficient infractions expire for you to return.

this state of mind will be called 'Coma'. continue to break the rules and you will have a permaban on your hands. i'm sure even you can work out what that results in.

...wha? Natey, where are you? I need an infraction so I can forge it into a Tommy gun...