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Wil 01-07-2010 08:42 AM

Will it be the first time OANST is friendly and helpful to a new member?

OANST 01-07-2010 08:58 AM

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Will it be the first time OANST is friendly and helpful to a new member?

No!

Maybe.

Sekto Springs 01-07-2010 09:18 AM

Does she even like Oddworld?
I can't imagine Mat would rear a child without bringing it into her life as early as possible.

OANST 01-07-2010 09:22 AM

Really?

I don't really care about Oddworld anymore. I enjoyed the series quite a bit when it was an ongoing, viable series. Now, it isn't. My interests have moved on.

I have gotten her interested in the Ico series, though. She knows Agro by name, and likes to play with the figures.

Did I not mention that I have all of the Shadow of the Colossus figures? 'Cause I do.

Disgruntled Intern 01-07-2010 09:23 AM

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I can't imagine Mat would rear a child without bringing it into her life as early as possible.


I can't imagine making such a personal assumption about someone from a fucking message board.

Wil 01-07-2010 10:00 AM

Can we bring this deviation to a close, pretty please. Wired doesn't like having to search through loads of off-topic posts to find the votes. A little he can handle, too much confuses him.

Disgruntled Intern 01-07-2010 10:16 AM

Yeah, Wired. Right.

Sekto Springs 01-07-2010 05:02 PM

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I can't imagine making such a personal assumption about someone from a fucking message board.
And the shitfuckton of Oddworld merchandise he almost sold to Cullen but didn't.

Mac Sirloin 01-07-2010 05:27 PM

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And the shitfuckton of Oddworld merchandise he almost sold to Cullen but didn't.

I have a cousin by the name of Mason. Mason likes Lego, Transformers and cool robots. Whenever Mason visits, I show him my collection of such. I do not explain to him why Shockwave can turn into a crane and a Tank, nor do I tell him that "The T-700 can't be a good guy because he's the T-700". Kids tend not to give a shit, especially when the very thing you think would be a catalyst to her being interested in Oddworld is so much collectible cans and posters.

tl;dr don't force things you are no longer interested in on your kids.

I have to go now because my DOG will not SHUT THE FUCK UP and I am getting IRRITATED BECAUSE HE IS BEING A FUCK SOCK. GOOD DAY.

Sekto Springs 01-07-2010 05:34 PM

For the record, I wasn't being serious. My thoughts were more along the lines of Mat having his OW merchandise strewn about his house, and his daughter looking up at one of his posters or cardboard cut-outs and asking "Daddy, who's the ugly blue guy?"
He probably has it all boxed up by now though.

I'm done off-topic-ing now.

Xavier 01-08-2010 10:37 AM

Aaaaand back on topic...


The Categories


Best Thread Creator - OANST

Best Blogger - Disgruntled Intern

Greatest Debator - Bullet Magnet

Fan Corner Suite
Best Oddworld Artist - sorry never go there

Best Non-Oddworld Artist - idem

Best Writer - idem

Best Role-Player - idem

Funniest Poster - OANST

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Abe Is Now!

Most Meaningful Poster - Nate

Most Underated Poster - Mollucks Assistant

Best Advice Giver - Nate

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max...

Best New Comer - enchilado

Most Welcome Return - Disgruntled Intern

Best Veteran - Hobo

Dearly Missed Member - Paul

Most Liked - Alcar

Most Eccentric - Kastere

Most Annoying -

Most Accomplished Troll - OANST

Best Couple - Strike Witch & WoF

Most Dedicated Member - Alcar

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life Cloverfield

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator -

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - OANST

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - Max The Mug

abe619 01-08-2010 10:42 AM

i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

OANST 01-08-2010 10:46 AM

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i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

Just copy and paste the categories. After that it's really easy.

Wil 01-08-2010 11:55 AM

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i'm to lazy to type my votes , most of em go to nate , wof ,oanst , strike witch , nikki , crash punk and molluck's assistant.

How ironic that you managed to type so much that will count for shit.

OANST 01-08-2010 12:05 PM

TOO BAD WE DIDN'T INCLUDE A SUCH A BASTARD CATEGORY.

Sekto Springs 01-08-2010 03:31 PM

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I think we should have a new skin with that picture at the top.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...bbeybanner.png

Pilot 01-08-2010 05:54 PM

.....ooooor Sumo Baby.

used:) 01-08-2010 07:06 PM

Just so you know, I originally voted for Sumo Baby, but had to change when I was reminded of the pact I entered.

Pilot 01-08-2010 07:21 PM

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Just so you know, I originally voted for Sumo Baby, but had to change when I was reminded of the pact I entered.

Right. Of course you mean the "Firmly Pact."


used:) 01-08-2010 08:33 PM

Shut up, Used.

Wil 01-09-2010 02:38 AM

Get on topic, dicks.

abe is now! 01-09-2010 07:55 AM

I wonder why there isn't the most spamming member lol

Laser 01-09-2010 08:53 AM

I have to agree with AIN, but instead of most spamming member, there should be the most tangental member.

Why didn't I think of this before it started?

Mac Sirloin 01-09-2010 09:00 AM

I think that the more user Created content for OWF that is used the better. Though I'd understand any qualms OANST would have with a big-ass banner of his daughter being the first thing one could see on a site with a penchant for pedobear MSpaints and attracting weird fetishists.

OANST 01-09-2010 09:06 AM

I think that's great, actually.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 09:07 AM

I threw that together pretty quickly, I can make a much better one if I were arsed.

Wings of Fire 01-09-2010 09:07 AM

I want an Abbey skin!

Man, that sounds awkward.

shaman 01-09-2010 09:08 AM

Sounds downright barbaric actually...

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 09:09 AM

It rubs the lotion on it's skin...

OddjobAbe 01-09-2010 09:49 AM

These last couple of posts made my skin crawl.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 10:18 AM

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These last couple of posts made my skin crawl.

Did you deliberately go with that choice of words?



I think my vote is long overdue. So here goes...

Funniest Poster - Leto

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - AIN

Most Underrated Poster - Enchilado

Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge - Max

Best Veteran - Hobo

Most Liked - WoF, the bastard.

Most Eccentric - DI (for his Mighty Muggz alone)

Most Annoying - Toss up between MarsMudoken, Opril/Ackro, and Havoc

Most Accomplished Troll - I won't give any of you the satisfaction

Best Couple - WoF and OANST

Member Most in Dire Need of a Life - I can't vote for myself

Best Staff Member - Nate

Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator - Pilot

The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot - Abbey

Most Valuable Poster (MVP) - I'll let you know when something of value is posted by someone.



The categories I skipped are the ones I couldn't even be arsed to give a quip.
To those of you I didn't vote for, it's not that I don't like you, it's that I like you too much to lump you in with the above assholes.

Disgruntled Intern 01-09-2010 11:01 AM

You can vote for multiples if you can't narrow it down to one choice. Read the rules.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 11:06 AM

Oh alright. Thanks. Edited.

abe is now! 01-09-2010 11:47 AM

Why would you vote yourself as the Member Most in Dire Need of a Life if you could?

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 11:57 AM

Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

abe is now! 01-09-2010 12:00 PM

Oh I've understood... you surely live in a little town like Brandizzo, doesn't you?

OddjobAbe 01-09-2010 12:01 PM

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Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

Oh fuck, tell me about it. If I'm not at work, and I'm not doing work, I find myself drawn to it. I have no idea why, it's like a chuffing addiction. I wouldn't mind so much, but really, not much that is of great interest ever happens here, but I'm still inclined to move my cursor towards the link.

Wings of Fire 01-09-2010 12:03 PM

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Probably because I think of OWF a little too highly. I find myself coming back here over and over even after telling myself I've logged out for the day. It's annoying to say the least.

Yeah I'm past that point, OWF is my homepage.

Laaaaaaaaame.

abe is now! 01-09-2010 12:04 PM

Me too, I often want to go to some sites but I'm lost in thought and I write www.oddworldforums.net

Oddey 01-09-2010 12:10 PM

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Yeah I'm past that point, OWF is my homepage.

Laaaaaaaaame.

Been mine since I got my wireless internet set up on my laptop.:D