It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

it'd have to be a pretty strong blast or damn acidic to obliterate an eye. do you torrent or something?

alright that's enough of this disgusting shit from me. i'm usually moaning about other people doing it and now i'm fucking picking it up.

Not a joke. I wasn't masturbating, and it didn't get in my mouth, so it's not exactly like AiN. Close enough for government work, though.

Also, not the first time.

Weh, weh I didn't get it in my mouth!! It went on my face!!

YOU SAID YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH!

On my lips!!!

But did you taste it? Inquiring minds want to know. Mainly Max.

No I didn't, really... I kept strongly my mouth closed.

I can swear it.

Well, that's a shame.

Why? I'm not gay!

Well, that's a shame.

But it would have been funny.

And disgusting... suroiusly, I am afraid of semen, even though it's mine.

The salt of the earth.

Then you're a homophobe?

Go away, we don't want your kind here.

AiN, your semen is wonderful and beautiful, don't be scared of it.

that statement certainly means you are.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
how childish of me.

High pressure is something that can be learned; just find a toilet that someone forgot to flush, and practice eroding the turd. PUSH HARD.

It becomes a personal mission to erode a urinal cake with my pee the second I find one.

Work.

No, just kidding. Probably get drunk, just like any other New Year's Eve.

I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly, you have failed to realize that this thread is about forceful streams of ejaculate.

I'm ejeculating right now.
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Naw, but I am naked.

It's obvious that he didn't read the true title of the thread, New Tear's Eve .......

stop spamming, and post in the correct thread.

newbies nowadays, i tell you.

New Year's eve is painfully boring just two days off from work and an excuse to drink for me really, this decade went so fast :/

I spent my evening on the internet talking to Fuzzle Guy.

So not much of a change from last year.

I spent my evening on the internet watching Gundam, arguing about Gundam and talking to Fuzzle Guy.

So not much of a change from last week.

I drank. A lot.

I didn't do anything. I went to bed at quarter past twelve, mainly because I was bitterly disappointed that nothing amazing happened at the stroke of midnight. It was the same as any other fucking night.

Also, on Boxing Day I drank about five drinks or so of Jägermeister, which, although I was not nearly drunk, made me incredibly sick. It could have been drinking it as I ate a bowl of spaghetti...

Whatever. Anyway, my New Years was just as boring as any other day here in Middla Nowhere, Australia.


Happy New Year.

glad you enjoyed it!

Iam a day late and not entirely sober GO ME WOO being drunk is fun.

welcome to my club.

MY club.

I want to get acquainted with your club you tall dark club wielding stranger.

i am drunk too.

don't tempt me.

Dammit, where did mum put that vodka?

Damnit, I'm only faintly tipsy. Not for lack of booze, but for lack of company.

awww.

i think i should log off before i start getting daft.

Maybe you should start hanging out with WoF's Mum.

Haha, he told me about that too.

I don't think Max is that way inclined.