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OANST 12-18-2009 01:51 PM

You'll be drowning in rep as the muslims drown in my piss!

abe is now! 12-18-2009 01:52 PM

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I nominate AiN.

You're my drop in the ocean <3

used:) 12-18-2009 01:52 PM

Oanst lives in Michigan which is right by Canada. Think of the experience he must have in foreign relations.

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 01:54 PM

A vote for OANST is a vote for that which a dog cannot see! Our greatest enemy is color, my friends, and he wants you to see him covered in it! The man owns two cats, for crying out loud! Mans worst enemy as I was taught in Canadian preschool. If elected, I will b blind the everloving shit out of you. Then I'll come into your houses at night, and wreck up the place!

OANST 12-18-2009 01:54 PM

I can almost see Canada from where I live. I went there once. They have weird bowling!

Wings of Fire 12-18-2009 01:56 PM

OANST will enslave our sons and prostitute our daughters, he also wants to let blacks and pollocks into the forum.

They will steal OUR jobs and OUR women, I think we as a people need not stand for this oppression.

used:) 12-18-2009 01:57 PM

WoF raped a baby.

A black baby.

Wings of Fire 12-18-2009 01:58 PM

And I'd do it again.

OANST 12-18-2009 01:58 PM

WoF would like to obfuscate the fact that if you are a man-child, under the age of 18, he will attempt to touch your penis. He will then talk about nothing but having touched your penis for a really long time.

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 02:00 PM

Used8=D, WoF and OANST are all part of a single transdimensional shittosaur that will do anything it can to violate you. Its newest campaign is this election! I say ha! Vote for Kastere and I will transfer every single bullet bomb and baby at them until THEY GO AWAY.

OANST 12-18-2009 02:01 PM

Kastere is a faggot.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:02 PM

WoF is gay.

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 02:03 PM

OANST took ten hours to figure out how Lego works.

Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:04 PM

Who wants to buy my vote?


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FINE JEEZ

OANST 12-18-2009 02:04 PM

Kastere will steal all of your Transformer figures. He will then pose them.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:05 PM

Kastere uses your tax money to play with bolts and screws all day.

Strike Witch 12-18-2009 02:06 PM

Kastere thinks Dreamwave comics are decent.

Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:10 PM

Fuck all of you, I vote Leto. And DI. And OANST.

OANST 12-18-2009 02:11 PM

I'll buy your vote, good sir. Here. Have some rep.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:12 PM

I'm going rogue.

Vote Used!

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 02:12 PM

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Kastere will steal all of your Transformer figures. He will then pose them.

THEY WILL FRIGHTEN THE ENEMY

THE SILHOUETTE OF PLASTIC RIGHTEOUSNESS AGAINST THE BLUE BLACK NIGHT SKY WOULD MAKE ANY DRESS WEARING DAUGHTER HAVING HOMELAND HATING MEMBER DROP OUT IN FEAR
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Kastere uses your tax money to play with bolts and screws all day.

I WILL THROW YOU INTO A SMELTING VAT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, PRINCESS?
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Kastere thinks Dreamwave comics are decent.

i dont know what that meens

OANST 12-18-2009 02:14 PM

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I'm going rogue.

Vote Used!

Used was fired from my campaign for incompetence.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:14 PM

Oh, wait. I need a nomination. Quick, someone nominate me! I need to go rogue really bad!

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 02:14 PM

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Fuck all of you, I vote Leto. And DI.

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Who wants to buy my vote?


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FINE JEEZ

THIS ISN'T GIRL TALK TIME MONSEWER. WHERE I COME FROM A MAN WILL NOT ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE BOUGHT. MEN DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY COMPONENT PARTS TO BE BUILT INTO MODELS. MEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR VOTING AND BEING NOMINATED.

Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:15 PM

You need to have parties. IT ISNT DEMOCRACY WITHOUT TWO PARTIES THAT ARE EXACTLY THE SAME



AND GO OANST, ALSO

used:) 12-18-2009 02:16 PM

AND A SMALL THIRD ONE THAT IS JUST A TREND

Mac Sirloin 12-18-2009 02:17 PM

There is

The Kastere Party: The republic of sunshine and happiness.

And

The other Party: The Dictatorship of Detroit.

And

The party for the guy who wants to be voted for but WON'T WIN BECAUSE HE DOESN'T USE CAPS LOCK.

OANST 12-18-2009 02:18 PM

I'm having a party right now. It's a kick ass fundraiser to raise awareness about the evil plans of Canadians. They want to make it snow year round, and pretend that little plastic robots are a civil defense. Down with Canada. Down with Kastere.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:18 PM

And the Libertarifucks (aka Strike Witch's party).

Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:18 PM

The Librarian Party: Used, OANST, AIN
The Public Can Party: Used, Kastere, Leto, Strike Witch
The SMALL THIRD ONE TREND party: Used, Anonyman!, Used


NEVERMIND I LIKE THE OTEHER OENS BETRER

OANST 12-18-2009 02:19 PM

uhmmm

Wings of Fire 12-18-2009 02:19 PM

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2...nstmugshot.jpg

A rare shot of OANST, taken when he heard that the Berlin Wall had fallen, I think you all know where I'm heading.

used:) 12-18-2009 02:19 PM

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I'm having a party right now. It's a kick ass fundraiser to raise awareness about the evil plans of Canadians. They want to make it snow year round, and pretend that little plastic robots are a civil defense. Down with Canada. Down with Kastere.


Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:22 PM

OK IS EVERYONE NOMINATED CUZ I WANNA START WITH THE ANONYMOUS BALLET BOX SEX

OANST 12-18-2009 02:23 PM

Not yet. It begins tomorrow.

mr.odd 12-18-2009 02:23 PM

A vote to anybody but OANST is vote for a crowbar in the face.

OANST 12-18-2009 02:24 PM

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A vote to anybody but OANST is vote for a crowbar in the face.

This is very true.

Anonyman! 12-18-2009 02:24 PM

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS MAN COME ON



ALL VOTE FOR OANST

AND LETO

AND STRIKE WITCH

AND USED

NOT KASTERE THOUGH

FUCK THAT GUY

used:) 12-18-2009 02:27 PM

WoF did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Cuz he's gay.

Wings of Fire 12-18-2009 02:27 PM

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MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS MAN COME ON



ALL VOTE FOR OANST

AND LETO

AND STRIKE WITCH

AND USED

NOT KASTERE THOUGH

FUCK THAT GUY

uuuhhhh