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Nate 12-08-2009 05:30 PM

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So would Noah's ark be like... a smorgasbord for these cooks?

That would only be if they were Zoo-voraphiles.

Or did you mean 'kooks'?

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 05:41 PM

Fix'd.
Although both scenarios are pretty damn funny.

used:) 12-08-2009 05:51 PM

Basically:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...Furryfucks.jpg

enchilado 12-08-2009 06:00 PM

Hey, I've seen Robin Hood a brazilian times.

Pilot 12-08-2009 06:59 PM

I think the zebra guy is pretty neat! His costume is gorgeous.

Obviously has bigger nads than the lot of us here together; sitting on the sidelines criticizing.

T-nex 12-08-2009 07:03 PM

I just think the video are extremely awkward... Like if he would at least meow ...

Pilot 12-08-2009 07:06 PM

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I just think the video are extremely awkward... Like if he would at least meow ...

I guess, or background music as someone suggested.

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 07:10 PM

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Obviously has bigger nads than the lot of us here together; sitting on the sidelines criticizing.

No, I'm pretty sure he was payed for his services.

T-nex 12-08-2009 07:10 PM

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I guess, or background music as someone suggested.

Actually I suggested that too :p

Pilot 12-08-2009 08:29 PM

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No, I'm pretty sure he was payed for his services.

That doesn't belittle his nads! :)

Besides, paid or not he still did it. I don't think he's a very good actor because his movements are unnatural and jerky... and I'm pretty sure I detect a hint of self consciousness in some parts where he seems to want to shield his manjoy. Inexperienced perhaps.

I wouldn't mind being painted up like that for a costume party or something.

Leto 12-08-2009 08:29 PM

oh my god.

sekto's rep.

i love it.

Pilot 12-08-2009 08:30 PM

I noes. Why him?

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 09:02 PM

I'm just so hated. :(

Pilot 12-08-2009 09:14 PM

Nonsense. You earned that. Now YOU must be the one to wear a thong and get painted up like some animal.

Now, PARADE. Like you like it...

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 09:15 PM

I totally would if I knew Havoc wouldn't get a throbbing stiffy from it.

Pilot 12-08-2009 09:17 PM

Do the Zebra and I'll get a throbbing stiffy. Is that better?

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 09:24 PM

I'm sold.

Pilot 12-08-2009 09:32 PM

Actually, I don't think you have the bodytone to look good as zebra. It was a thought.

enchilado 12-08-2009 09:33 PM

Do an aye-aye instead.

Sekto Springs 12-08-2009 09:40 PM

My bodytone? Do you even know what I look like nekkid?
I agree though, I'd look better with spots.

Pilot 12-08-2009 09:57 PM

Paint yourself white and post a picture. That'll get us started.

used:) 12-08-2009 10:03 PM

Fetishes can be damn powerful. I vividly remember the agony of musical where you had to endure getting your make-up done only to take a whole shower to get it off later, then repeat this for five nights straight. To think this guys does this as a hobby or possibly even a living.

Pilot 12-08-2009 10:15 PM

He might enjoy it.

Havoc 12-08-2009 10:35 PM

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now i don't like to judge a whole group of people, but zoophiles/furries/whatever the fuck have got to be the one of the stupider kawaii manga loving fucks on the interweb





so fucking stupid

I've seen a lot of weird shit in the furry/zoo community. Met a lot of messed up individuals but as long as they aren't hurting anyone else, I just think it's funny and laugh at it. I mean, you need to be able to laugh at yourself when you're walking around in a giant fox suit.

It's the folks in the community who actually believe they are a fox or a wolf or a tiger or a dragon that I'm afraid off. Those guys are, in fact, messed up.

Leto 12-08-2009 10:44 PM

or they want to be messed up, big issue these days.

Pilot 12-08-2009 11:10 PM

I'm disappointed at the subjective judgement here. I can think of some rather conservative thinkers, albeit adults, who act less judgemental than you guys.

Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?

enchilado 12-08-2009 11:13 PM

Yep. He's called "Havoc".

master of hardcore 12-09-2009 01:18 AM

you people are sick motherfuckers!

enchilado 12-09-2009 01:52 AM

I hope you didn't get the wrong impression... he's just rehearsing for a nativity play.

Leto 12-09-2009 02:27 AM

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I'm disappointed at the subjective judgement here. I can think of some rather conservative thinkers, albeit adults, who act less judgemental than you guys.

Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?

just let me be an entirely assumptive cunt, just for once :(

T-nex 12-09-2009 03:30 AM

There there, Leto.

Nate 12-09-2009 04:15 AM

If this Furry discussion continues in Leto's nice thread about sex toys, I will be forced to split it off in to its own thread. Then the inevitable result from that will be more Google hits.

Please don't force me to do that.

Havoc 12-09-2009 04:49 AM

Would be nice for the collection, though. I don't think we've had a dedicated furry thread yet. Do it Nate! Do it!

Sekto Springs 12-09-2009 06:28 AM

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Paint yourself white and post a picture. That'll get us started.

I'm already so damn pale that this would be an act of sheer redundancy.

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Does anyone here really know anything about this guy who dresses up as animals on youtube?
My first impression is that these guys aren't actually furries themselves, but were paid by furries to do this. You know, sort of like Cats.

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If this Furry discussion continues in Leto's nice thread about sex toys, I will be forced to split it off in to its own thread. Then the inevitable result from that will be more Google hits.

Please don't force me to do that.
We're not forcing you to do anything, Nate. I think you secretly (or not so secretly) want to destroy this forum one bizarre google-hit at a time.

Havoc, don't try to pit Nate and Charlie against in each other for your own sick little gains.

Wings of Fire 12-09-2009 06:39 AM

Putting the email address of anyone with their email address public into google will invariably come up with this forum as the first result, and being associated with furries is rather a high price to pay for making my email public.

Sekto Springs 12-09-2009 06:46 AM

Joe, you already have to put up with me and your brother. You simply don't have it in you to deal with furries as well.

Wings of Fire 12-09-2009 06:49 AM

One of my lance-mates in my swordfighting group gets suspiciously edgy whenever the subect of furries is brought up...

Must investigate further.

Havoc 12-09-2009 06:54 AM

Next time you have a convo about sex or something, just drop the word yiff in suddenly when you ask him something. If he reacts without flinching you know enough.

MeechMunchie 12-09-2009 01:54 PM

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you people are sick motherfuckers!

For Cthulhu's divine sake, GO HOME. You don't like us, we don't like you.

Leto 12-09-2009 03:57 PM

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