I, too, laughed my ass of at that.

I think English is the simplest language in the world. Not necessarily the easiest thugh.

Bonjour Etrange, comment ca va?

Les personnes ici peuvent être des dicks, mais elles se développeront sur vous.

Showoff.

Also, please be aware that I do not write erotic fanfics. That was a joke, meant to show how little I think of fanfiction.

Le Guin would be proud.

Sorry, I don't understand what you mean...

jesus christ, its my old work mate all over again.

BAHAHAHA! No te preocupes. Nadie no puede entender Kastere.

He means that we're all a bunch of cunts, but we mean well.

This sentence is way more scary than it was intended to be...

Just ran it through Google Translator.

I can see why....

Is it the dicks? It was the dicks, wasn't it?

Hey, your bowles don't hurt anymore!

its a fucking miracle.

That's the first time that I have ever felt inclined to change my signature.

Sounds more like hentai to be honest.

That's because I put it through Babelfish. I know exactly how it sounds and that was not my intention. Sorry new person.
/serious

EDIT: I put the SECOND part through babelfish. the first was all me.

Hentai vore to be more precise.

He's stopped posting.

She's a girl, you dingbats.

Oh wow. So rare we get new famale members here.

Yeah. It's 'cause we're scary.

Sorry new member. Welcome and all.

I suspect most of us here speak French pretty well but would rather mess with people.
Easy to make yourself understood, hard to speak well. The funny thing is, English people struggling to be understood in another country tend to just say the same thing only louder and slower, but that's what people who don't speak English very well do when they aren't understood in England.

What a poorly constructed sentence.

It truly was a mockery of the English language. Say iit louder and slower.

あー、もうやだ.

My Chinese former office mate used to SHOUT down the phone line when he was talking to an Australian. It was terrible.


OANST: Did you use Google Translate or Babelfish? I'm just surprised I got such a different translation.

i got roughly the same translation through this site.

they did what?

What the fuck kind of language is that?

FUCKING USE THE TRANSLATOR

the language of heathens. that beat the shit out of the Germans. with snow. and caused one field marshal to commit suicide out of duty for his country for losing a battle. and they had a very good model of tank. and they're unfair bastards whilst at sea. but the accent is great.

I like them because the Americans don't for the reason that they're communists. I wish that people would stop trying to force others to live the western way of life, even if the way of life they're living doesn't work. I always like to buy Cuban orange juice. I bet a few Americans here are outraged.

just to clarify, i have nothing against the Russians. don't want the newbie to think i'm a racist. for some reason i respect them quite a bit.

Hello, little French n00b.

RUSSIANS ARE AWESOME
КАПИТАЛИЗМ ДОЛЖЕН УМЕРЕТЬ
Ленин жив!

да, товарищ. и как только это было отменено, мы понизим все автомашины и настроим сталелитейный завод во всех городах поперек земли.

теперь, позвольте нам пить водку и петь песни самым мужественным и угрожающим возможным способом.

EDIT: just look at that. even the text is practical and to-the-point what with all the sharp corners and squares and excessive 'и'ing.

понизим водку сталелитейный все.

I like the backwards "R" in Tetris. Like in Toys 'R' Us. I bet that's Russian.

The guy who made it was dyslexic, actually.