What?

All Ska listeners would be Interns.

And all Rock listeners would be stones, and by stones I mean Abe's Oddysee's and Abe's Exoddus's story stones!

All the old members who no longer post on OWF would be levers.

Max would be Phleg, Peter would be Aslik and Nate would be Dripik.

Ah skrewed that blueh basturd!

Who would be Molluck, Lulu and the Brewmaster?

Me, you and Dipstikk respectively.

But I do the Brewmasters voice so well! :(

Hobo, Havoc and Splat.

Sydney should be Margaret.

I'll be a disposable middle management one. I've been working on my voice. *Cough cough ahrum...* THE BOILER?

This is such an excellent suggestion, I repped AiN eighteen times for it.

It's fun to be in power, isn't it?

MS should be Sam, since he's just one big, giant cunt.

Thank you Max, I still love you and I'm still waiting for a bebè...

haven't you been spayed?

No I haven't, they thought I was a boy and so they left me free.

Who should i be? Someone do me!

Ugh! You're never gonna get laid that way. Have some tact about it!

sorry, we already used up the 'Sam's cunt' one.
.gnillorT...CAN YOU READ THAT?

Yes.

I'd be either a random slig, or an outlaw.. Probly Joe Mama, since we look so
much alike.. o_o..

I'd just be myself. As in Mars Mudoken (purposely spelt wrong). I run fast and am completely reckless. The perfect combo. Except I have a brother. The perfect enemy.

Ah, yes, as Mars said.. i'd be Ackro, or Joe momma. xD

DAMN RIGHT DRUNKEY :D!!!

HEY, REMEMBER THAT THREAD WHERE WE POSTED STUFF WE WOULD BE IN ODDWORLD?

I WONDER WHERE ITS GONE.
yes. i'm actually trying to steer a thread back on topic.

EDIT: also, i was joking with Shaman. its a running joke we have. but SOMEONE thought i was being nasty.

You would be a glukkon in Oddworld wouldn't you? You're good at yelling at people.

I think I'd be a Hint Fly.

glukkons can sod off.

Fine, be that way. Also what's with the rambo santa? Honestly...

I would be a Glukkon

Phone: Hey
Glukkon: Hey
Phone: WHAAT!
Glukkon: Do it

Slig *Reloading his gun*

Haha, I always loved the dialogue of the glukkon voice phones.

I never entirely understood why Glukkons would have their own machine programmed to be rude to them.

... Attention customers, testicals.

Um, what?

I always figured there was some Glukkon loser sat being an operator on those fones. Thinking about it now, that's probably not all that feasible. But it would explain why the fones always sound so bad-tempered.

And why the person sounds like a Glukkon.

I never thought about it.



I'd be a Sex Rex. Fucking hell I only just realised how cool they are.



EDIT: Used:) posted. It sounds like a Glukkon because it's the same voice as for a Glukkon Voice Lock, which sounds like a Glukkon because Slig Voice Locks sound like Sligs, which do so because Sligs have to mimic them.

Why isn't it feasible? There are Glukkons at all levels of society. Let's not forget Gas Station Attendant Glukkon after all.

A Glukkon voice lock is a fone. They're the same thing.

How many such operators would you need for a factory containing dozens of fones?

I always thought the Voice Locks were automated, whereas with the Fone he's actually speaking to someone.